Repartee To "Nice Guy's Last Stand"

They say nice guys finish last. You know some idiot really came up with that cliché. The only reason nice guys finish last is because they’re “too nice” or, in actuality, too scared to go after what they want, and not stop until they get it. I know most of you “nice guys” out there are probably going to get pretty pissed because some bitch out there in cyberspace had the nerve to write a repartee to your little Nice Guy cry-baby session. I would like to say now that I am not attacking any certain nice guys, nor am I attacking the Genuines. I’ll define the Genuines for you. A Genuine is a nice guy who doesn’t call himself “the nice guy;” he doesn’t blame his rejection on the fact he’s nice; he doesn’t have the Nice Guy’s Last Stand in his AIM profile; he doesn’t want any credit for his kindness, he is simply nice and understanding because that’s the way his character is and it makes people happy. That is a Genuine. Now I know most guys out there are going to claim this title for themselves, but the truth is, it’s not the truth.

Don’t sit around and listen to girls bitch about their problems, criticize them for it and for their mistakes, then bitch to someone else about the girl not letting you in her pants because she was wrapped up in someone else and only considers you a friend. You know what that does? That makes you lower than that girl. Maybe she trusts you and needs someone to talk to when she’s been walked all over by some guy. Be lucky that she chose you; it’s showing that she trusts you and cares about you. Don’t be pissed because you’re not the guy she’s talking about.

One particular friend of mine has low self esteem; granted, he hasn’t had many opportunities to higher his esteem, but he really has no reason to be so unconfident. This guy is a great guy. He’s cute, funny, smart, and nice, but he labels himself a “nice guy” and blames everything that goes wrong with girls on that fact. He also blames everything on the girls. He can’t possibly have bad taste in girls or do something wrong. The girl is always dumb or likes an “asshole.” Rule Number One to him is “Girls are dumb; they date assholes on purpose.” Not all guys that we date are assholes, some are really wonderful. But when a girl is bitching to you about her guy, of course she’s going to admit he’s an asshole then BECAUSE SHE’S MAD AT HIM. Tomorrow if you called her boyfriend an asshole she’d likely get mad at you and defend her beau. Well, back to my friend. We recently spent some time together and I’m mad for this kid. Or at least I was. I gave him a “hands-on” lip-locking lesson and some tips for his journey into college life. We laughed together, kissed, and had a good time. He left me for college without much of a good-bye and rarely talks to me anymore. He agreed when I said that I’ll probably never see him again.

Looks like I was the one to be let down this time. I didn’t do anything wrong and still ended up with nothing. The nice guy that could never get a nice girl just rejected one. Now what does that do to your “nice guy” theory, boys?

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