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SCENE NUMBER ONE;
AN
INTERVIEW .x. ::: SCENE ::: .x. Backstage, the WOW cameras catch Sunny standing backstage right next to WOW interviewer, Hollywood. Sunny is glancing at her nails, not really paying much attention to Hollywood, as she clears her throat. .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Um.. Sunny? .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. [looks up] Ugh, what do you want? .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Remember, we're here for an interview... .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Oh yeah, right.. right. Anyway, can you get started yet or what? I've been waiting here for... ever. [sighs] I have better things to do. .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. [rolls her eyes] Fine. Roll the cameras.... Sunny, thanks for taking the time out to do this interview with me. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Well, it is a part of the job. I'm not saying that I like doing it or anything. [looks Hollywood up and down] Ugh, what are you wearing? .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. [smiles, ignoring Sunny's comment] Sunny, this week on WOW's third ever pay per view Fatal Attractions, you will be facing Torrie Wilson in a ladder match for the number one contendorship to the Intercontinental Championship. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. And you think I don't know this already? [smirks] I'm ready for anything and everything that Torrie Wilson thinks she has to bring to the table in this match. .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Well from what I hear, a contract for the number one contendor title shot is going to be hanging from the suspended rope and the first diva to grab the paper will win the match. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Obviously. Torrie Wilson must be on some kind of drugs if she thinks she has what it takes to beat me in the ring. Torrie is well... a tramp who screwed her way to the top of the WWE, but I'm afraid she can't screw her way to the top in an all divas federation.. owned by Stephanie McMahon. [stops and pauses] Well, then again, I don't know what kind of stuff Stephanie is into.. .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Right. Anyway, Sunny, many have been wondering since a few weeks ago on Fall Out about your alliance with Francine, writing "Revolutionized" on Team ECW's backs in red lipstick... but Francine has disappeared off of WOW's big screen... .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Francine is taking a little vacation, but don't you worry she'll be back soon. Anyway, back to my interview. [smiles to herself] .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Right.. Torrie Wilson hasn't said anything regarding your match this week but.... many are saying that you are... well.. too old to be doing this wrestling gig anymore. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Look here, bitch. I have had enough of you and your smart comments. So listen, you tramp... Say one more rude thing to me and I'll knock that air filled head off of your ugly body. Now stick to the questions, okay? .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Whatever. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Let me teach you how the hell to do an interview. [yanks Hollywood's hand and places it before her] Now... Torrie Wilson, I know you're back there listening baby, and there really isn't much to say because quite frankly, you aren't worth a moment of my damn time. I hear you're whining because someone is black mailing you? Well cry about it, that's what you get for being a little trashy whore. [laughs] Baby, you must be on some serious dope if you think that you look better than me. Quite frankly Hollywood, I've still got it.. in ALL the right places. Next question? .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. Do you feel as if you are ready for the Intercontinental Championship? .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. [laughs] Joke of the century, anyone? Pfft.. I'm more then ready for the Intercontinental Championship, I feel as if I should be the one getting a shot at Dawn Marie instead of Molly Holly! I was cheated out of the match.. but don't worry because I will have my hands on that belt sooner or later. And when I do, the opponent isn't going to be very happy with the outcome! But as far as the Intercontinental Title is concerned.. Torrie Wilson is going to be a stroll in the park for me, and then whomever wins the title at Fatal Attractions, will be next in line, and trust me baby, the sun WILL be setting on their career! .x. ::: 'The Sex Bomb' Hollywood ::: .x. And how do you think.. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Shut up! I'm finished with this interview! I've said all that I have to say and quite frankly, you're just not worth any more of my time! [smiles] Why don't you go find Torrie Wilson and annoy the hell out of her next? .x. ::: SCENE ::: .x. Sunny shoves Hollywood out of her way and makes her way down the hall way. The cameras slowly fade to black as the cameras fade out with Hollywood staring down Sunny giving her one hell of a dirty look.
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::: .x. What's up babe? .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Eh, you know, the usual. These idiotic interviewers just won't leave me alone around here. .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. That's what happens when you look as damn good as you do! [slaps Sunny's ass] .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Mm.. baby, you know I love it when you're fiesty. [smiles] .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. Wanna play? [smirks] .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Baby, you know I'd love to but I've got a lot of things on my mind right now. This match against Torrie Wilson at Fatal Attractions could be my big break here in WOW.. [stops to think] Pfft, wait... could be? This IS my big break! I'm a star... I've been a star. I'm the first diva here in wrestling. I deserve the Undisputed Championship! .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. Just give that bitch McMahon time to think it through.. She knows you're good enough. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Well I don't know, I'm not going to sit around and wait for her to give me a shot at the Undisputed World title... I'm going to go to her office and demand a shot! .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. As much as I'd like to agree with you, don't you think you should just be happy with what she's going to give you? I mean... she's a little... eh.. you know. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Bossy? [laughs] .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. That's the word. .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Maybe I should wait until I beat Torrie Wilson and become the number one contendor, and once I beat the Intercontinental champion.. THEN and just THEN will I request my shot at Dawn Marie. .x. ::: 'He's Got The Stuff' Buff Bagwell ::: .x. Sounds like a plan. NOW, can we play? .x. ::: 'Classy Yet Trashy' Sunny ::: .x. Fine, fine. [smiles] .x. ::: SCENE
::: .x. Sunny
smiles as she and Buff Bagwell begin to kiss. The scene slowly fades out
as Sunny and Buff fall onto the couch, making out.
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