M I D A J A H
The XwwA's Baddest Bitch

Roleplay Title ~ Survivor Series is MINE!
Win/Loss/DQ Since Return ~ 0-0-0
People Mentioned ~ Lana Starr, Carmell Jones, Miss Jackie, Major Gunns, Lizzy Borden, Stephanie, Ivory, Joanie Laurer, Gail Kim, Terri Michaels
People Used ~ Midajah, Josh Matthews, Scott Steiner

Hey people... This roleplay layout was made by Shawna (glitter@don't-speak.org) for me and for ME ONLY! So don't even think about trying to steal it you little bitch. The roleplay and images were all found by me, Dawn, (dawn@miss-dawn.com) and if you're going to try and steal my shit, bitch you can't rock it like I can! ;)

Forward + Survivor Series

Well, what is there to say? Survivor Series 3 is under effect.... And this time, the XwwA is bringing to you NINE action packed matches, for all of the fans of the all divas wrestling organization. And hey, you know what? I could sit here and tell you in depth details about the nine action packed matches, and I could sit here and tell you how great Survivor Series 3 is set up to be... But... I'm not going to. Why?  Because no one gives a fuck about the eight other matches other than the one that the former XwwA Undisputed World's Champion, Midajah, is in... That's right folks.. Midajah made her big return last week and this week, she has her first official match back, where she will be in a classic Survivor Series match up! This week's XwwA pay per view will be none other than Lana Starr, Miss Jackie, Carmell Jones, Major Gunns and Lizzy Borden versus Midajah, Stephanie, Ivory, Joanie Laurer, and Gail Kim. These ten ladies are laying rather low this week but are still coming out to do the occassional promo or two. There really is no telling who will be able to come out of this match the winner this week...... whether it be the team of Lana Starr, Miss Jackie, Carmell Jones, Major Gunns and Lizzy Borden or the team of Midajah, Stephanie, Ivory, Joanie laurer and Gail Kim. But none the less, this week we will find out!

SCENE #1 ~ Run In With Josh Matthews

+ Scene + The scene opens up backstage, as we see Midajah standing in the long hall way, untwisting a cap off of a water bottle. Someone taps her on the shoulder, as she turns around she sees that it is none other than Josh Matthews... The one interview that she has a LOT of history with. Midajah smiles sarcastically..

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + Midajah... hello. It's so.. nice to see you back.

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + Oh Joshy... isn't it now? Is there something I can do for you? I hope that you aren't the same old.. annoying... stupid fucking ingrate that used to bother me, are you? *smirk*

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + Uhmm... Uhhh..... Well.. I was hoping I wouldn't be a bother, I-I just wanted to get an interview with you, to uh.. be the first one to interview you since your return... especially since you have such a big match up coming up this week at Survivor Series!

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + Hah.... You know, this isn't April Fools Day, but this is kind of a good joke... You really should have saved it.

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + What do you mean? *looks confused*

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah ~ *groans* UGH! You are just TOO STUPID! *frustrated* What the hell?! I mean, everyone knows that I was coming back.... and that I was going to be put in a killer match up, but who the hell thinks that this is going to be some kind of a challenge for me? I mean, I've already beaten most of the women in this match, whether they're on my team or not! Lana Starr, Miss Carmell Jones, Miss Jackie, Lizzy Borden, those hoes have all gone down at one time or another at the hands of ME! What should I be scared of?

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + Well.... I suppose so....... but I have a question to ask you. A question that I am sure the answer ponders any XwwA fan's mind... Your relationship with Stephanie.... What's going on?

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + Well, what do you think? I know that Stephanie and I have a lot of history between us, mostly bad but hey... who says I can't turn my attitude around towards my good old boss? *smirk*

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + The simple fact that you dispised her at one time maybe...

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + Are you getting smart with me? *looks angry* AH SHUT THE FUCK UP!! What do you know anyways? Me and Stephanie have a very good relationship.. I mean, look at how she knows she can trust me... I told her about Vince and Trish Stratus! I mean... she trusts me! And she knows I would NEVER hide anything from her. *Josh leans down to scratch his head as Midajah looks away and rolls her eyes*

+ Not Tough Enough ~ Josh Matthews + But...

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + SHUT UP! You don't know anything... Stephanie and I are the absolute BEST of friends.... And that will show this week at Survivor Series when we team up in the ring in the classic Survivor Series match up! Our team will pull off and I will be the reason that we win... regardless of who the skanks are that I am being forced to team up with.... Ivory, Joanie, and Gail Kim better take this as a fucking honor that they get to team up with me... the greatest XwwA World's Champion of all time!

+ Scene + With that short, rather pointless interview... Midajah storms off, seeming to get kind of aggravated at nothing really... Josh Matthews stands there looking at the camera, kind of confused, as he shrugs his shoulders and the cameras zoom off to another promo for this weeks XwwA Survivor Series 3!

SCENE #2 ~ Down In The Ring!

+ Scene + Down at ringside, the lights in the arena abruptly turn off... A pink hue casts over the arena as fog emerges from around the entrance curtain. "Jealous Girls" by Khia blares through out the arena speakers as out from behind the entrance curtain walks none other than the Baddest Bitch in the XwwA, Midajah, with that infamous pipe in her hand!!! At her side is none other than the Genetic Freak, Scott Steiner! The fans boo loudly at this entrance, as the two make their way down the ramp. In front of the ring, they stop, and Scott Steiner does his little flex as Midajah dances in front of him, rubbing her hands along his muscular chest. Steiner enters the ring as Midajah climbs up the steel steps. Steiner holds the ropes down for Midajah as she walks into the squared circle.... The two stand there for a moment, bathing in the 'boo' chants, as Scott Steiner gets a microphone, he goes to hand it to Midajah but a "SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!" chant starts up, and he quickly yanks it back and holds it up to his mouth!

+ The Genetic Freak ~ Scott Steiner + YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME FUCKING SICK! *boos* How dare you idiots fucking boo my lovely wife! I know you people are jealous of me up to your fucking eye balls but that is no excuse to boo the most drop dead fucking gorgeous woman in the Xww fucking A! See Daj, this is the reason I didn't want you to come back to this piece of shit federation, these people don't know how to fucking appreciate true beauty when they fucking see it!

+ Scene + Scott Steiner attempts again to hand the microphone over to Midajah, but a fan in the front row yells "MIDAJAH'S A TWO CENT HOOKER!" Scott Steiner looks enraged, as if his eye balls are about to pop out of their socket... He quickly yanks the microphone again, pointing out to the fan in the front row... as if he's about to jump the poor guy.

+ The Genetic Freak ~ Scott Steiner +HEY YOU! Yeah, you right there.. you fucking prick! If you EVER.. and I mean EVER pipe out again about my bitch right here.. I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be flossing with my fucking shoe laces.. you got that you little prick?! Here Daj... show these people what the fuck's up! *hands microphone to Midajah*

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + That's right... the bitch IS BACK! The baddest bitch, that is... You see, I know that all of you little bitches back there are practically shitting yourself, because you know that I am going to trample over any one who stands in my way to gain back what is rightfully mine, THE XwwA Undisputed World's Championship! And this week, at Survivor Series 3, in my classic Survivor Series match up.. I'll be running over any bitch in that match who wants to try and fuck with me... Because it ain't happening! I'll be damned if any of you skanks in this match up try to put one over on me... This is my first match back, and I'm not about to be stepped on by any of you little tramps who think you have what it takes to cut it around here... I'm not like the rest of these XwwA divas, I'll show you what the fucks up, and when I do, you definately won't like it ladies! So let's talk a little bit about this... "classic" Survivor Series match up. I don't know who the hell writes these matches sometimes... I mean, just look at the people I have to team up with... Ivory.... can we say, OLD? Joanie Laurer, can we say man beast trying to be sexy? Haha! Gail Kim, hah, look little girl... this isn't the indys anymore you're in the big leagues, so you need to get your shit together.... and my all time personal favorite... *smirks* My good friend... *boos* What? Since when do you people not like Stephanie? Well .. whatever.... You people don't know anything anyway.... Survivor Series will be a piece of cake for me, even if the ladies on my team suck. I will be the shining star who pulls this team through to the light! After all.. I am the captain! So what if I self appointed myself... I know what's best for this team...! *Smiles widely*

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + So... where do I begin? I have so much more to prove at Survivor Series than I have ever had to prove in my entire career here in the XwwA! And.. I am going to do it! I am going to show all of the ladies in this business that I am the most DOMINANT female! I guess I might as well start with a woman who I have beaten before... *looks up* Oh hell, I can beat anybody... but I am talking about none other than little wah wah Lana Starr... The self proclaimed "Star of the Show." Haha... Damn, girl I thought you left a LONG ass time ago.. You know when I STOLE Patti Pizazz from under your little wrath... ha.. You thought you had her wrapped around your little fingers.... but you didn't! And didn't I also steal something else from you? Yes, I did.. and you know exactly what I'm talking about hussy. So there really is no need to bring that up now is there? Lana, I just want to put this pretty simple for you, since you're one of the blondest bitches around here... You aren't shit to me. You don't mean a damn thing to me and neither does your career.. Which is why I will practically storm right by your cocky little ass and show you what the hell is up! Do you honestly think you now have what it takes to conquer my skills? I'm a veteran at this game.. Whether anyone wants to agree with me or not.. I can fuck up and will fuck up anyone's face who tries to step up to me... anyone who doubts me will be knocked the fuck down... Because you see, I've come back to claim what's rightfully mine, I've come back to take over the pedestal, the thrown... and not you Lana, or anyone else, is going to stand in my fucking way! Like it or not bitch.. I'm coming for your ass.. and it won't be pretty!

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + And *sigh* Major Gunnz... what was it that they used to call you? Tylene FUCKS? Oh yeah.. that's right. Because you'll fuck anything with a heart beat, isn't that right? You say you want to get your hands on me? Bitch, I've been here.. waiting for you ALL ALONG. You haven't even attempted to come cross me.. I would gladly meet you one on one in the center of the ring... all you have to do is say the time and the place, and I'll meet you there. But I guess you finally got your so called "wish," seeing as we're going to be squaring it off eventually in the ring this week at Survivor Series 3. Why don't you get some balls and talk all of this shit to my face? Are you too scared? Probably.. I mean.. You aren't much to be afraid of. Are you going to bop me with your over sized boobs.. or maybe your humongous nose? *laughs* Sometimes I crack myself up. *Smiles at Steiner* Anyways... Tylene, you know, I have been wanting to step into the ring with you, for a long time now.. not because I think you're going to be a challenge, but because you talk all this shit.. to everyone, about how bad ass you are, and how you can beat anyone's ass... all you are is talk. You won't be able to even lay a damn finger on me before I smack the taste right out of your damn mouth honey.. You aren't up to par to face me, hell you shouldn't even be able to qualify in this match up, especially since it's a classic Survivor Series match up.. We all know who the true suvivor will be. *grin*

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + Next... Carmell Jones... the commissioner of the XwwA... big fuckin whoop!! I've already whipped your ass plenty of times, and all you did was run back to your little groupies and cry about it.. WAH WAH WAH You big fucking baby! Would you like some cheese with that wine? *rolls eyes* I've said it once, and I'll say it again.. you ain't shit to me... I can easily pin your ass for the three count, just like last time. *smirk* But I would still love to get another round at you, I mean we did have quite a feud didn't we? Well, I mean it all rooted from your jealousy of me, but hey... what can I say? Every woman wishes they were me... *smile* Hopefully you'll be able to pull your act together so you can at least wrestle some what decent seeing as you are in a CLASSIC Survivor Series match up! You look like you need to head to the gym and lose some of that cottage cheese off your thighs honey....

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah+ And Miss Jackie... hahaha... we used to be the best of friends. Really, we did. I'm sure you remember all about it, don't you? Well, sorry honey.. but that friendship is long gone, kind of like your career, you know? I mean... you never really were all that great, you just kind of hung on to me like flies on shit... and it was annoying, I'll admit it. But, I thought I saw something worth while in you. I thought I could shape you up to be a star.. or more or less my little scape goat... But, you too, suck horribly.. You've turned into some kind of a circus freak, especially when you ran around with that idiot Rico.. God, Jackie.. Of all the things that I had taught you and this is what you turn yourself into? You had the option to become something spectacular.. An XwwA hit.. but you blew it all.. only to go and run to a man who thought he had a penis until he realized that it was an ingrown pubic hair coming in!!! HAHAH! *laughs* Anyways.... if you want to try to step up to your former friend, go ahead and try it... because I know, and you know, that you will get knocked the fuck out! You can't even stand in the same ring as me without even feeling scared by my presence, so how are you going to wrestle me?

+ The Baddest Bitch ~ Midajah + And last, but not least.... Lizzy Borden... ahh.. Lizzy... We've had some history too.. Annnnd... didn't I make you kiss my ass? HAHA Oh yeah.. that's right.. I did win that match didn't I? And the one the week prior to that? You aren't going to phase me... not a bit. In fact, I honestly don't even give a rats ass that you're in this match up because you aren't an obstacle that I really think is worth while. Hell, I could sit back in this ring and watch the whole match go down, and let all you idiotic ladies pin one another, and I could STILL be the survivor because that's how dumb and fucked up you people think!!! So I hear something about you went to an insane asylum? That's great.. wonderful... how the fuck did you get out? Because you're still the same fucking psycho loser that you were about six months ago when I worked here... Maybe I should have Stephanie X re-arrange an appointment for you so that you can go back to that psychiatric ward where you belong.... If not today, then this week at Survivor Series... I will embarass you so badly that that's the only place you'll wish you were at, in the room with the padded walls you fucking psycho bitch!

+ Scene + With that said, Midajah throws the microphone down causing a loud *THUD* in the arena as her theme music, "Jealous Girls" by Khia hits the P.A. system once again.. Steiner holds the ropes open for the former Undisputed World's Champion as she hops down, and the two make their way back up to the backstage area... what is going to happen this week at Survivor Series 3?!! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!