the number one queen freak.... M I D A J A H

s c e n e - o n e ...
arriving at the awf arena

What a beautiful day here in Alabama... Tomorrow night will be a Monday Night Mayhem that for sure no one will forget. But then again, who could ever forget an AWF Mayhem televised show? Plenty of AWF stars will be there... and a few AWF stars might lose their jobs. A long, sleek black limousine pulls up to the Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama. AWF interviewer Josh Matthews is standing outside, just waiting for something like this to happen. He's been waiting all day for a huge AWF star to arrive at the arena so that he can get the first interview with them, before any of the other interviewers who are waiting inside. The limousine pulls up to the entrance into the building, and out of the limousine steps none other than Scott Steiner. Steiner looks at Josh Matthews, sliding his sunglasses down to the brim of his nose...

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "What the fuck do you want?"

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "I uh.. I just wanted to get an interview. I didn't know you were signed to the AWF."

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "I'm not, you piece of trash. Do you really think the..." [flexes his arms] "Big bad booty daddy would really work in a piece of shit company like this? I didn't fuckin' think so!"

Scott Steiner then turns around, as Midajah is getting out of the limousine. The fans give a huge pop, boo's mostly, to see their least favorite AWF diva step out of the limousine. Yeah, you know, the diva who insults everyone, who doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else... Oh yeah, what was she called? That's right, the baddest bitch, the number one queen freak, MIDAJAH is back in the AWF!

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] [laughs] "Scott, who is this ass?"

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "I have no fucking idea, some AWF working bitch, I guess."

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "I'm, uh.. Josh Matthews, I formerly worked for the WWE..."

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "Does it look like I really give a damn? What the fuck do you want?"

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Well I wanted to get a few words with whoever was in that limousine, and since it is you... Midajah..."

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] [cuts him off] "Excuse me, to nobody's like you, I would prefer for you to call me... MISS Midajah." [smirks] "Go on now.."

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Okay.. Miss Midajah... Your first match back at the AWF happens to be this week on Monday Night Mayhem... You'll be stepping into the ring with..."

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "WHAT?! I have a match? Why didn't anybody fucking tell me this shit!? This is exactly one of the reasons I left the AWF to begin with! I'm sick of that bastard Vince Russo fucking giving me matches and not telling me! I swear to God I will tear that son of a bitch apart when I get my hands on him!"

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Don't you want to know who the match is against?"

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "Punk, does it really fucking matter? My freak Midajah will stomp a hole in that bitch's ass. Won't you baby?"

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "You're damn right." [smiles as her ego inflates] "So who am I facing anyway?"

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Alexis Laree."

Midajah and Scott Steiner both burst out into laughter, as Midajah slaps her hand against her thigh. She then looks at Josh Matthews, who doesn't seem to be laughing... He then laughs, out of fear, that he might get pummeled by Steiner.

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "Let me ask you something James..."

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "It's Josh."

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "Whatever, I'll call you whatever the fuck I want!"

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Alright..." [scratches his head]

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "Anyway, let me ask you a fucking question without you interrupting me, that's the problem with you people... Always interrupting a bitch. Anyway, do you really think that Alexis Laree can take me? A former... Baddest Bitch Champion?" [laughs]

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "Well.. Uh, I really don't know.. I'm not really at um.. liberty to say my opinion on.."

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "Oh whatever. You're a nobody anyway."

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "Yeah, the nobody who couldn't even win Tough Enough."

Scott Steiner shoves Josh Matthews out of the way as he grabs Midajah's luggage bag and the two walk into the arena laughing.. The cameras turn around and show Josh Matthews looking a little ticked off at the two as he then lets out a sigh and waits for the next limousine to arrive... Hopefully this time he can get a REAL interview with somebody!

[[[ --- 'he's not tough enough' josh matthews --- ]]] "This job..." [sighs]

s c e n e - t w o ...
in ring promo

Down in the ring, "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine hits the P.A. system loudly. The lights dim down and a purple-ish huge casts over the arena. A few white strobelights are glaring around the arena, picking up a few signs by the fans. A huge white spotlight in the shape of a star shines on the entrance curtain as Midajah and Scott Steiner walk out from behind the entrance curtain. The fans start to boo enormously as Scott Steiner flexes on the entrance stage and Midajah rubs her hands over his muscles.

The two begin to walk down to the ring, as Midajah begins to trash talk some fans on the side lines of the ramp. Scott Steiner hops up onto the ring apron as Midajah climbs up the ring stairs and SPITS at some of the fans in the corner who are chanting "SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!" Steiner holds the ring ropes open for Midajah as she climbs into the ring... Steiner then grabs a microphone as the music fades out and the fans quiet down.

[[[ --- 'the big bad booty daddy' scott steiner --- ]]] "Look at this shit, a bunch of morons... a bunch of fucking monkeys. Shut the fuck up! You people boo the best woman in the world, I guess that shows what kind of white trash is from Alabama!" [the fans boo] "Yeah, you people will boo... I bet the room temperature in here is higher than your fucking IQ!" [Steiner lets out an egotistical laugh as Midajah claps] "You ingrates have always booed my freak, and what has she done? Not only does she beat any low life trash that steps into the ring with her, but she's a fucking former AWF Baddest Bitch Champion! Doesn't the proof speak to you people? Or are you people too worried about sitting on your fat asses in front of the couch with a fucking beer in your hands watching football? I guess it doesn't really matter, because you scum bags have never had a REAL woman. Oh yeah.." [boos] "I'm not talking about your sluts that you have for wives, with three teeth, rolls on the back of their neck, and bald headed hoes!" [the fans boo as an obvious hick in the first row with a trucker hat stands up] Oh what? You want some you fat bitch?! YOU WANT SOME OF STEINER?"

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] [grabbing the microphone] "Scott, calm the fuck down. This is my time and I am not about to let some fat sweaty pig intrude on my time. So sit the fuck down fatty before you burst an artery! Now.. I came out here to say a few things, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. Whether you idiots like it or not, I'm back.. and I'm here to stay. I've come back to the AWF so I can prove, once again, that I truly am the baddest bitch in the world!" [fans boo] "You people constantly boo me, but you know what? I don't give a damn what you people think. Because this week on Monday Night Mayhem, my first match back in the AWF, and I'm going to get the chance to beat Alexis Laree in the ground. I bet the real reason Alexis hasn't showed her face in the AWF yet this week is because... she figures. Ah hell, I'm pulling off this cheesy ass vampire gimmick, I bet Midajah is really scared of me... yadda yadda. Like anyone fucking believes you! Alexis Laree is a psychotic little twisted bitch if she really thinks she has some vampiric powers... If she really thinks she's going to bite my neck and suck the blood out of it." [laughs] "Well, I've got news for that bitch, Alexis can bring it because I will have some ammunition of my own... And in the event that doesn't work, I guess I'd better pull out the garlic and the crosses huh?! Sometimes I wonder if Alexis Laree should be the poster child for those anti-drug commercials... Kids, if you do drugs, you might end up like Alexis! A buck toothed, anorexic little bitch! Now, not only if you want to be the next poster child for the anti-drug commericals should you follow Alexis' life path... but if you also want to be on the next Maury episode of "Wild & Crazy Uncontrollable Teens!" you should make Alexis your idol. Yes that's right! Miss Trailer Trash Queen herself, who could by the way give Nidia a run for her money, was on Maury when she was 13 years old! It seems her mother couldn't keep her under control! They thought they had gotten her out of her wild ways but... clearly, she had a relapse!!! Here's a joke for you, what did Alexis' left leg say to her right leg?"

Midajah looks around at Scott Steiner, as Steiner shrugs his shoulders...

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "NOTHING! THEY NEVER MET!" [Midajah bursts into laughter] "Whew... I really kill myself sometimes. I can't wait until Monday night where I can finally get my hands on this so called sadistic bitch. Well Lexi, if I may call you like.. oh well, like it fucking matters! Lexi baby, you won't know what hit you this Monday night. Your little vampire threats may fear some other hoes around here but not me. I can see right through you and your bullshit. I bet you probably went and got some fake teeth to put in when you wrestle. Let me guess, they glow in the dark too? Hahaha... Pathetic. If pretending you're a creature of the night is the only thing you can do for a gimmick, then I obviously see why TNA used you as Raven's little lackey! And I guess that would explain the fact as to why you were never used in WWE... So I figured, you're probably trying to make your dream come true of eliminating the human species here in the AWF. Well, it's NOT gonna happen! I won't let it happen, in fact, I'll rip those little incisors out of your mouth and shove them up your ass! Lord knows your ass is blown out... Seeing as your so fucking ugly, no man would fuck you from the front, not even with a bag on your head! It just kinda defeats the purpose when the bitch you're trying to fuck has no TITS! So, they'd slam your ass on the bed and fuck you like the dirty bitch you are... Guess all that ass fucking is doing it's toll on you when you can't hold your own shit in!"

[[[ --- 'the number one queen freak' midajah --- ]]] "See, Alexis, I've got you all figured out. You're probably just like every other AWF diva here... Yes, that's right I'm talking about the so called Queen Victoria, Lizzy Borden, Sable, the rest of them. They ALL envy me. Why? Because... I'm the most gorgeous woman in this federation. I've got breasts, hips, curves... the whole nine yards. Face it, I'm stunning. It's natural for the rest of the girls around here to feel as if they have to compete with me. But it's clearly impossible to compete with someone who is PERFECT. But I'm done wasting my breath on Alexis, it's obvious she's not going to show her ugly face.... I guess jealousy has reared it's ugly head yet again.." [smiles] "But I do have some unfinished business with that fat cow Victoria. That's right Vicki, I'm not like anyone else around here. I'm not going to bow down and call you Queen Victoria. You're just as fake as Alexis. First you run around like some psycho, and then you're back in the WWE stripping down? I guess that's the only thing familiar to you, since you probably used to strip at the clubs back in the day... Who knows, maybe you still do! The only thing I know is that we have some unfinished business regarding Johnny Stamboli. You're the bitch who just couldn't accept the fact that Johnny was MINE." [Scott looks a little angered as Midajah keeps going on about Johnny] "So Vicki, we have some unfinished business and when I beat your ass someday in this AWF squared circle, I think I'll prove to you who the real woman is. But for now, instead of trying to get in Johnny's pants, why don't you worry about saving up some money for a better breast augmentation.. then you can fix those man boobs of yours! You can name the time and the place Vicki, and I'll be there baby... ready to pull that knappy hair out of your skull! If you think you're woman enough to accept my challenge, then I guess you really have LOST YOUR MIND!"

Midajah drops the microphone down in the center of the ring, as she and Steiner join each other in a laugh. "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine hits again as Midajah and Steiner exit the ringside area with the fans booing off the roof.

f a d e t o b l a c k !