Yo mam's so fat......well i fucked her anyway
Yo mama's so ugly it like her face caught on fire n they put it out with a fork
Yo mamas so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick she got hit with the ugly log
yo mamas so ugly it looks like she fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.