General Hein’s Office

 

(a.k.a. “Misguided Spirit”: The General Hein site)

 

 

 

 

“Welcome to General Hein’s office.  Please come in and feel free to look around.”

VISITORS ARE STRICTLY REQUIRED NOT TO TOUCH, MOVE, OR STEAL ANYTHING FROM HERE.

“I am a very possessive man”, says the General.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT THE GENERAL WILL SEE PEOPLE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY.

(The General gets VERY angry if he finds people in here without an appointment. Really.)

Hein: “Tell them that I am far too busy and important to deal with common people, Miss Office Guardian”

“I will do, sir” (you’re so gorgeous when you’re being arrogant, *sigh*)

Ahem… well… I think now would be an appropriate time for an introduction:

 

Y I'm the “Guardian of General Hein’s Office”! Y

 

Yep, that’s me. And I am at your service.

Stick with me and you won’t get lost, I know the General’s place like the back of my hand!

Well, I DO spend a lot of time here- I’m the General’s right-hand, you know!

I hope you enjoy this website, which is a tribute to my favourite male character;

Not only from the film Final Fantasy: TSW; but in fact from the whole Final Fantasy series!

Please feel free to email the Office if you have any comments- I love email!

Especially, please do sign the guestbook. Thank you! J

 

 

 

 

 

General_Heins_Office@thegreathyne.zzn.com

 

 

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I’m sure I don’t need to say this, but Final Fantasy and all related characters are copyright of Square/Squaresoft/Square Pictures 2001.

The Office Guardian is a fictional character created, owned and maintained by Sylphi; she is therefore not to be used without permission... blah, etc.

This site was put into existence by Sylphi on 1^st August, 2002, because it seemed like a nice way to spend the holidays.

This site was then messed about with for what would be the last time in years on 1^st August 2003, at General Hein’s request. It has never been the same since ^.^; (nonetheless as part of the cheesier part of her youth, she retains creative ownership of this site.)

 

Someday in the unknown future, Sylphi will never admit to liking Hades and being too involved in having a life to have a childish website... though it is kinda true :P

Someday in the unknown future, the poor General will have his site back all shiney and new, because he's a superb character and still deserves to have his neat little website.

Till then, the Office Guardian roams the landscape like a rebel without a cause, and makes up bad little poetic, witty ditties about the General and his Major just to pass the time and get to sleep.