This is bullshit!
What sort of society do we live in where a man (yes... I'm talking about me ) cant have a glass of lemonaid? Thats right, a society that has fallen apart, broken down under its own social stigma, morales and ethics! I am reduced to having "Lime-aid" , Lemonaid's retarded cousin. This is like expecting sex and recieving oral. I searched franticaly for my poor lemon but no such luck, only limes. *Jamie looks at the limeaid* nope thats it! The limeaid has to go, I REFUSE to drink it.
Fuck you society, this is everyone's fault but mine.