Well, I cant drink anymore.
But Jamie, you cant stop drinking? you'll put millions of people out of work!!!
I'm sorry But God told me not to drink.
I had a dream, I was out drinking one night and was raped by an attractive guy. God then showed himself in all glory and said quite specifically to me " Told you not to drink Jamie".
Well, thats to specific for me, thats basically god saying "Jamie, if you drink, your going to get raped by a guy". Well, currently thats not on my list of things to do so no drink for me. But this raises one question. Is the pain in the arse ( pun intended) worth the booze?
Then again, maybe god was trying to give me another message, maybe he's trying to say I'm gay? Personally Its not my thing but hey, "each to there own" a friend of mine used to say, wise beyond her own beliefs. Well, guess I have no choice but to give up the booze. FUCK! what am I supposed to spend my money on now?!
Morale of the story : Drinking gets you raped.