I hate generalizations, people generally do though but if you have red hair its a good bet that your a slut and your mother is most likely a whore. Your probably realy insecure and you should be because in all honesty, you could be replaced by a pet rock. The pet rock wouldn't fuck around like you do, it makes better decisions and quite frankly, its more interesting than you'll ever be. The pet rock smells and looks better than you ever will. Even if you do the obvious thing and dye your hair, I'm sorry, but the pet rock would still kick your arse in a beauty contest. This is because you look like you were bludgeoned with a rock. Since a pet rock is in all aspect of life, superior than you, do me and the world ( and pet rocks ) a favor. Kill yourself.
I know your probably sitting there, playing with your dyed hair thinking "This guy is wrong, I'm kool, my mother always said I was kool so it must be true! fuck this guy, I'm going to go and suck someones dick till i feel better". I know you are. Your not just offensive to look at, you make the world sadder to live in. If your born with red hair, you should be shot from a rocket into the sun.
Morale of the story : Pet rocks are awesome
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