I hate commercials that don't actually speak about the product they're advertising at all, rather they speak about some random bullshit and finally go off in a totally different tangent in which they Finally introduce the produce there trying to sell.
The worst such culprit of this is tampon commercials. They talk about random colors, about awkward situations, they never say what they mean. So, heres my own commercial.

No bullshit, no confusion, straight to the point and honest.