All I happen to hear or see now is crappy ad's about pollution or sad music played to images of monkeys. I'm sick of it all. How about we stop thinking of other people for a change and start enjoying our own lives?
Smoking for a start, causes illness to not only myself but to others, a perfect combination. Not only do I get to relax myself, increase coordination, short term memory and reflex's, I also get to harm other people in the process. Perfect.
Car pollution causes damage to our native wild life which is just another good excuse to drive a car that bellows black smoke. Sure, everyone thinks koala's and kangaroos are cute and cuddly. Have you ever seen a koala? Not one of those bastards that lives in the zoo with food on command but a koala that lives in the bush. There not cute or cuddly, there vicious. Giant massive teeth that I'm sure are just an evolutionary trait to bite my ass. The less koala's the better. Killing wildlife is a great hobby.
Polluting the ocean, what has anything in the ocean ever done for me? Everything in the ocean tastes crap already, at least when its drenched in toxic oil it might taste better. Dolphins, if there so smart why don't they make a web site where they bitch about crap that comes to mind when ever they feel like it or something even more constructive like have illegitimate children with 2 different women and pretend like they love both of them? The only useful thing that dolphins do is make cheap brands of canned tuna taste better, I refuse to buy any canned tuna that isn't at least 50% dolphin meat and it has to be drenched it toxic oil to get rid of the taste of whale seamen.
Deforestation, another great past time. Not only do they piss me off with there incessant dropping of leaves all over my lawn but they block out of view of my attractive neighbors bathroom window. The only useful thing trees do is occasionally crush ugly people.
Primates should be trained to do jobs they no one likes like politics or perhaps turned into some sort of gorilla steaks. Gorilla looks pretty appetizing to me and I'm sure tastes better than McDonald's.