::"Christian! Christian! At last you're- *Scratttccchhh!* " Christian's new music hits as he egotisticly walks down the ramp with a smug smirk on his face. His nappy hair is wet back as he walks down the ramp.::
::He then enters the ring and grabs a microphone. He gives another smirk as he holds it up to his mouth. The crowd starts booing::
Christian: First of all, I need all of you to shut up! I know you are all excited that you finally get to see a sexy beast here in the WWEX, but you need to calm down! Now I have been signed onto the WWEX roster for one main reason, and one reason only. To kick ass, take names, and become the champion. If anyone here wants to get in my way of that plan, or thinks that I can't do it, they will soon learn why Christian is THE man! Some Canadian guy by the name of Brad... no, no, was it Bernie? Oh, Bret.. Bret Hart I believe. Well he once said, "Christian- you are the best there ever was, is today, and ever will be!" And I must say, whoever that guy is, he is right! Ladies and gentlemen, no one in this so-called "Dangerous Sport" even poses a threat to my well being! It's pathetic!
Bischoff, I want a match at the PPV, and I am not asking, I am DEMANDING it! You can't let my talent go to waste. I need a good debut match and I will prove to you as well as all of these hot dog eating, beer drinking, fat, lazy idiots that I will be the NEXT Champion! Triple H, you better get your entire army ready, because competition has just came along. I'm not a failure ex-convict like BOOKER T! I'm not a sad excuse of a Pinaccio like Triple H... I'm Christian! And I will kick your ass, or anyone else for that matter. The point is this, after the King of the Ring, if I am given a spot, I will be leaving with a belt around my gorgeous waist. You can believe that! I'm doing it all for my peeps! Listen to these Christian-Maniacs!
::A Large "Asshole!" chant starts::
Christian: Whatever, it doesn' matter what these people think anyway... they are a bunch of fat wastes of life! Yes, that's right! None of you could ever dream to be me! But back to everyone in the Raw lockerroom- You all better prepare yourselves... espeically whoever it is that I will be facing at the PPV... You better pray if you have a title that I don't win it from you, better yet, just pray that you can still walk out alive!
::Christian's music hits without the beginning words, getting right to the beat as he drops his microphone, walks up the ramp and soaks in the "Asshole!" chant::
The End?!
