If you came here looking for something interesting, you'r luck sucks. This site is for my own amusement and to possibly help me learn html.

Some of the links might provide laughter though.

~Things to live by~   
And on this page we see a hippopotamus
The grapefruit swings side to side
When you cant find you'r way, drink more coffee
When coffee done made you gittery, the flower knows where it belongs
Ping Slingers pong bling bling
Fifel might go West, but the Faret runs in circles
There might be more fish in the sea, but there's a hell of a lot of eel's also

hot damn! sweet mushu on the honey baby!
Butter me up like a lobster!
Waiter, my horsie cannot fly!
Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys! 
you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and other Librarians!
If the Blimp Pilot has you by the reins your probably squirming like the playboy bunny
Im sweatin like a fat bitch pushin a bike up an overpass

 ~~~If you understand the above, you'r probably a lysdexic chicken!~~~

Ya know what this is like?....

Its like when you buy a pair of shoes and they dont fit. So you walk around barefoot for a while, Until one day you meet this Gypsy lady, she makes you a tuna sandwhich and all of a sudden you sprout wings!

And not to mention twelve pages of "Q" !

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The rest of this Monstrosity:
Image Gallery
WHAT
Nutrition Table
"Q"

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Friends sites:
The most gothic site EVAR!
GlamourKitten's Domain

Links:

Insanity Test
The Ultimate Thundercats WebPage
Trazan Ja
Hatten Baby
Ninjai - The Little Ninja
ESP Experiment
Quantum Fruit Predictor