Welcome to the Shrine of Cleon

Our top 15 favorite things about Cleon:

He's devilishly handsome.
He's smart as a whip.
He's always right, no matter what.
His hair is perfect.
His eyes are perfect.
His body is perfect.
HE is perfect.
He's lived in Germany most of his life.
He SPEAKS German fluently.
In fact, he speaks many dialects of German, as well as a little Spanish and French, and, of course, English. He can even translate Latin!
He's got a great sense of humor.
He does impressions.
He is always prepared.
He is benevolent.
He is a god.

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NEWS

(Site last updated February 15th, 2005)

2/23 -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

2/25 -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GREAT MASTER CLEON!!!

5/22 -- We've parted with our great Master for the summer... *sniff* He's going back to Germany for next semester... but... *looks hopeful* maybe he'll be back for second semester! Check it out: ^_^

7/16 -- So sad! It's nearly time for school to start up again, but Cleon won't be there! Could there be a worse fate?!?! BAH! Never! (sorry I haven't updated lately, guys... crazy summer!)

2/15 -- Cleon has returned this semester, and we're all having a good ol' time... even though it's just me (his priestess) that has proven to remain devoted... *sighs sadly* We'll have to work on that, now, won't we? Ooh, but I do have good news. If you hadn't noticed above, I now have a ChatterBox for the site, so all Cleon's fans (and maybe even he!!) may correspond conveniently ^_^.

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Would you like to become a member of the Cult of Cleon? Send me an e-mail and lemme know! =)

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"Cleon"
by Sherry Graham and Kevin Burmeister

When I get myself dress up,
It's like you're seeing a great, holy light.
A trail of swooning ladies follow me
Cuz I'm such a wondrous sight.

I come and go
And come and go
Like no one can.

Tonight I'm out to flaunt myself
And find some chicks around the place.
I pass by a mirror and I must gaze
At my freakin' awesome face.

I come and go
And come and go
Like no one can.
I come and go
And no one knows
How truly cool I am.

I'm always handsome
Cuz I'm
Cleon, Cleon
Cleon, Cleon
Who knows
How long,
How long,
How long
You can go before
You think of me.

I'm your Hindu idol now,
Because I'm better than some stinky cow.
And it's hard to not look at myself
When my appearance is indeed top shelf!

I come and go
And come and go
Like no one can.
I come and go
And no one knows
How truly cool I am.

I'm always handsome
Cuz I'm
Cleon, Cleon
Cleon, Cleon
Who knows
How long,
How long,
How long
You can go before
You think of me.

Check out the wannabe-Cleon! I was innocently watching TV, minding my own business, when my inner peace was disturbed by the sight of this impostor! The resemblance was frightening (and yet pleasant to look at, all at once!)...

My Stalkings

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Ok, so here we have the greatest documents known to man. I managed to steal some of Cleon's notes during a review session we all held before our Botany final...