**The scene begins…outdoors?! Holy crap, this is new. Lemme just gather my bearings for a second here. Yeah, ok I’m good. Well anyways, it seems that it’s just Chen this time. And he’s just perusing the good ol’ streets of Lakeshore Boulevard and Bay Street in beautiful downtown Toronto peering throught he lens of a camcorder. It seems Masset, Bruce, and Snow White aren’t within the vicinity. And just to see how stupid Chen really is on his own. I’m gonna let him take it from here.**
Chen: “Hey loyal NAWF’ers! Chen here back in good old Toronto, Ontario Canada! Now as many may know by now that I have a match this Sunday at Destruction against current NAWF World Champ: Thriller for the NAWF World Title. Well I figured before that you’d might wanna learn a little more about your soon-to-be NAWF World Champion right? Well here I am this is my buddy Vinny…”
Vinny: “Reppin’ the T-Dot Bay-bay!!!!
Chen: “Yeah shut up Vinny, and if you’re wondering who’s doing the filming that’d be our other buddy: Gabe.”
Gabe: “Wassup my brothas! Reppin’ the T-Dot downtown! Represent!”
Chen: “Dude shut up, you’re white…as hell…”
Gabe: “Just HAD to ruin it for me man…geez…”
Chen: “So anyways, where was I? Oh right. I’ve decided to make this video not only for myself as cheap promotion, but rather to let the fans know a little bit more about one half of their tag champs. The man simply known as…Chen.”
Vinny: “Damn, Eric man, that was deep…”
Chen: “Dammit man don’t say my real name in front of the camera! The fans aren’t supposed to know!”
Vinny: “Oh…sorry Eric I mean Chen! Damn!”
Chen: “Ahh screw it, we can edit all those out after I’m done. Anyways, this video is just to show you where I grew up and how hard my life was when I was a little kid.”
Gabe: “Uhh dude, you grew up in the richest Chinese neighborhood in North York, you didn’t live anywhere near downtown Toronto, and Bay ain’t ghetto at all…”
Chen: “Dammit Gabe shut up!”
Gabe: “What?! Oh right…camera…sorry dude.”
Chen: “So anyway, were here on the corner of Queen’s and St. John’s…”
Gabe: “Uhhmm…were on Lakeshore and Bay man…”
Chen: “What? Bull…”
Vinny: “No he’s telling the truth man. See, were at the ACC.”
Chen: “Hey we are! Sweet! Ok so here we are on Lakeshore and Bay and were gonna show you just what it really is like to be living on the mean streets of Toronto, Ontario, Canada!”
Vinny: “Haha, damn, that never gets old…”
Chen: “Now you see living on the mean streets is tough, you gotta always watch your back for people, you never know when you just might get mugged.”
**Just then Vinny grabs Chen’s wallet which he was waiving in front of the camera like an idiot and while Vinny tries to grab it Chen punches Vinny a few times and throws him on the ground.**
Chen: “See? You can never be too carefu…hey dammit come back here with that!”
**Apparently Chen forgot to pick up his wallet afterwards and some kid just came by on a bike and rode off with Chen’s wallet.**
Chen: “…Ahhh screw it.”
Vinny: “Dude how much money you lose.”
Chen: “10 bucks and a 2-for-1 coupon from PizzaPizza that expired 3 months ago.”
Vinny: “Aren’t you supposed to be like right and famous.”
Chen: “Pha I wish…hey wait my bank card was in that! Sh*t!”
Vinny: “Relax man it’s not like he can get in there without a pin number, he’ll never figure it out.”
Chen: “Actually he can, I sort of wrote my PIN# on the back of a piece of paper in the same pocket as my bank card.”
Vinny: “Dude…”
Chen: “What?”
Vinny: “You’re stupider than I am, and my PIN# is 1234…”
Chen: “Anyways, let’s see…Oh sweet! Someone we can interview!”
**Chen and his two buddies make their way over to a hog dog vender. The actually cart say Premium 100% Pure Beef on the front of it.**
Vinny: “Hahah! 100% Pure BEEF!!!! PREMIUM!!! It’s funny! Cus’ it sounds like he’s selling big juicy man wiener!”
Chen: “Dammit Vinny! Shut up…but yeah is pretty funny heh…”
Gabe: “Dammit white boys quit wit dat weak innuendo joke shizz…fo realz…”
Chen: “Gabe, once again, quit with the wigger talk, you’re white, as hell. And me and Vinny are Chinese.”
Gabe: “Damn man, that cut me deep. So deep that I’ll never be the same ag…”
Chen: “Shut up with the philosophical BS before I punch you.”
Gabe: “Right, gotcha…”
Chen: “So uh…Mark, got any big beefy ones today?”
Mark: “Listen guys I don’t want any trouble I’m just doing my job. Can you leave?”
Chen: “Aww c’mon Mark, it’s all in good fun. You might know me, I’m Chen, from the NAWF?”
Mark: “Oh yeah, I’ve seen you before. Tag Team champs with Masset right?”
Chen: “Yeah that’s me.”
Mark: “Damn that sh*ts so fake, you look all big and tough but you’re like the rest of ‘em, all talk and no real fighting skills.”
Chen: “I show you fake c’mere you pencil necked acne covered little bastard!”
Vinny: “Whoa settle down man no need to injure anyone.”
Chen: “I’ll show you how fake this sh*t is!! I’ll tear your aGGHH!!!”
**And so Chen get sprayed in the face with a can of Mace, at the same time Vinny get some too due to the down draft. Thanks to the temporary diversion Mark rolls his hot dog cart away while Chen and Vinny try to regain their sight.** Chen: “God damn!”
Vinny: “I think my eye swelled shut, what do they put I there.”
Gabe: “Pepper a spices! Duh! That’s why people call it pepper spray!”
Chen and Vinny: Shut up Gabe!
**From there they spot a bum walking along the roadside with a spray bottle of water and a wad of newspaper trying to stop someone so he can get some money. Chen decides this perfect and walks on over.**
Chen: “Hey there friend! What’s your name?”
Bob: “Well my friends like to call me Bob.”
Chen: “Great! Now see everybody? This is Bob, he really knows what’ it’s like to live on the mean streets of Toronto, right Bob.”
Bob: “Well I guess you could say that.”
Chen: “Tell the camera what you do Bob.”
Bob: “What the hell does it look like I do? I wash cars along the roadside for money!”
Chen: “See kids? A true survivor of the mean streets, well Bob today’s your lucky day, my name’s Chen and I’m a professional wrestler in the NAWF. And I’m going to give you one of my T-Shirts, signed by me, for free! You’re gonna be the first one to have the new design too. Worth probably thousands of dollars, here you go!”
**Chen grabs the shirt form his back pocket and grabs a sharpie with it. From there he signs along the front his name and passes it to Bob.**
Chen: “There ya go! And keep on surviving Bob.”
**From there Chen, Vinny, and Gabe start walking away, in the background of the camera you can see Bob throw away the paper and bunch of the T-Shirt Chen just gave him, wave down a car, and then start wiping the windshield with the shirt.**
Chen: “Now if I can be serious for a moment, Thriller, you’re someone in the NAWF I actually respect. Not only have you held the World Title as long as Masset and I have held the Tag Team Titles, but you’ve proven time and time again why you deserve respect. The funny thing is, this Sunday, we meet head to head in the ring, champion vs. champion, for the world title. Thriller, ever since Masset and I got here we’ve been taken lightly, underestimated and every time someone’s done that Masset and I have disposed of them and shown them the reason we demand and deserve respect. Sure, I’m not the smartest man in the world, nor am I the most serious. But Thriller, this Sunday at Destruction I’m competing to win the most coveted title in not only the NAWF, but also very well possibly the whole business. Thriller, I’ve proven myself to make it this far in the NAWF and in the ring I’m all business. You’re one of the few men I respect here, and heed my warning: don’t take me lightly, or I’ll make your regret it and I’ll teach you why I demand respect…Good luck this Sunday, we’ll both need it. Come on guys let’s go...”
**With that Vinny and Chen walk off while Gabe follows them with the camera. The camera then shuts of and the scene ends.**
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