What makes your new clothing line so hot?
Brandi James: Let’s just say I have learned a few tricks about lingerie along the way. I’ve worn it enough to know what I like and what’s comfortable and sexy.
Is it hard knowing that every guy on the planet—besides Bruce Vilanch and RuPaul—wants you?
Brandi James: What’s been hard for me is picking up a magazine and reading some of the stuff that they write. If I’m at a party, and there’s a famous guy there who says hi, the next thing you know, it’s written in the paper that we’re dating. It’s flattering, but it upsets me when in the media I’m linked to someone I just talked to. But Dave is funny. One day I was sad about it, and he goes, “What do you have to worry about? They’re all rad guys.”
Do most guys who try to pick you up want you to be the 24/7 sex goddess they see when you wrestle?
Brandi James:Yeah, and I’m so puritanical in my ways. I’ve never had a one-night stand in my life. That’s probably not appealing to your viewers because guys like them so much.
What’s your favorite bedroom move?
Brandi James:Kissing. It’s so sensual. The kiss is the most important part. If there isn't any type of magic when you kiss, and he's a horrible kisser, well he's sent packing. You definately have to have the kiss down.
OK, but when you do finally get in the sack, how important is a guy’s kiss really?
Brandi James: Were you not paying attention? I think the perfect kiss should initially be soft and communicative, not overbearing; it should be like an introduction. I feel like I always have to teach guys how I like to be kissed—I don’t do it so they know I’m doing it; I’ll just subtly coach them.
Is there a body part that you like kissed the most?
Brandi James:Probably my inner thigh. Yeah. You’re close, but you’re not quite there.
What does the phrase “Magic Wand” mean to you?
Brandi James: Oh, I know what you’re getting at. Let’s just say, every woman’s got a magic wand hidden away somewhere. But that's not important...I'm really want to find a guy that I can fall in love with this time. I want lasting unconditional love.
Does looking for love ever include no-strings-attached sex?
Brandi James:Not since my early 20's. I’m not a prude, but since my divorce, it’s been important to have a connection with someone before I sleep with him. That’s not only because that’s where I’m at in my life, but also because the sex is better that way.
But don’t you get kind of horny in between “connections”?
Brandi James:No, because I take myself out on “dates,” which is what I call masturbation. [laughs] So I’ll do the whole dinner thing for myself, draw myself a bath and. . . .
Are you looking for a new boyfriend?
Brandi James: Be serious—how am I gonna do that? I wait for them to look for me. So, c’mon, guys, start looking.
But seriously Brandi, once you do have a man, how many dates does that take to get with you?
Brandi James: It’s not even dates. Dates horrify me. Two weeks ago, I had a lunch date with this guy I was fixed up with and I was a nervous wreck. And when I’m a nervous wreck, I don’t shut up. I was like, “Regroup!” So I went to the ladies room and was literally talking to myself: “You’re such a dork! Shut up!” I’m much more of the just-hang-out-and-be-friends-with-someone type. I’ll shave my legs when I go out on a date, which is false advertising because that doesn’t necessarily happen. [pulls up jeans to reveal stubble] It takes a secure woman to walk around with stubbly legs, but I think the key to a strong relationship is accepting each other for all your quirks and weird fetishes.
What else gets you hot?
Brandi James: Baseball players...I swear baseball players especially pitchers..Pitcher make great lovers. Dibble knows it's true. Other than that I get completely aroused when my husband is hammering something into a wall. Honestly, as soon as he grabs a tool and does something with it, I get so fucking horny. I tell him, “Why are you bitching when I tell you to go fix something? If you do it, you’re going to get laid.” It’s better than an ecstasy pill. Guys: You have to try it. Grab that hammer and bang it!
Rapid fire questions"
Who wrote War and Peace?
Brandi James: Tolstow.
Describe yourself in five words:
Brandi James:“Compassionate, loyal, obsessive, professional, driven.”
When you sleep at night, nightgown or nude?
Brandi James: Nude
Sean Walsh or Sean Lane?
Brandi James: Neither
Wrestlers or Baseballplayers?
Brandi James: Baseball players
If You and Jalie Thomas were out for dinner and she was choking would you perferm mouth to mouth on her?
Brandi James: oh Hell Yeah! Jalie's my girl ofcourse I would....sorry Seth...lol
Ok, ok last one in a movie about your life who would play you?
Brandi James: Jenna Jameson
