Jess, im dissappointed in you. You had a chance for your email to be read by TENS of people all around the world and all you can do is rant?
I thought of it first!
Anyway, your friend seems to think that the you can find the REAL fag around here. I can't, hes been hiding under the sofa ever since i stapled his balls to it and jumped on it.
Speaking of which, i havent fed him in a month or two...that would explain the corpsy smell.