First, i know we get a load of weirdos who use twenty exclamation marks at the end of every sentance, but please, God put the little dots we know as punctuation on keyboards FOR A REASON.

Yes, i decided to take the day off. I like taking days off when i have a headache and a nose with the same outlet as the Amazon river. We LITERALLY ran out of tissues. Nuff sed.

And NO, i am not scared of pervert technology teachers geeting me. The last time someone tried to geet me i merely laughed and threw the tire back at them. Lern 2 spehl fukhed!