First of all, let me assure all you readers out there that i didnt modify this...boy's email to make him look stupid.
Sadly, as much as i would like to call him a "gay, a furburger fucker, crater cunt or any other insult", im not allowed to, as EXPRESSLY put in his email.
In fact, the only way i can make him seem stupid is with his own evidence. Nuff sed.
"Hey dan!" - Hello, fuck head (russian pose)
"Aoife if u're reading this i think u should no danny has been offering nudy pixtures..." - Yes, many sweet pixtures. And you should no.
"...of u and u say for pronunciation ee-f-a!" - English are not his first language, can you being forgive him maybe thank you please? Besides, we say for pronunciation "For pro-nun-see-AY-shun". And "-f-" isnt even a syllable.
"...I would also like 2 meet u and ask danny about me" - But you're meeting her...So why ask me about yourself when you could just write an email to the site?
"...(marshall)..." - Its alright, i made sure everyone knows who you are and how badly you write emails.
"I'm not gay, a furburger fucker, crater cunt or any other insult he can come up with!I knew he couldn't get pixtures of venus herself ;-)!" - You and your pixtures. I only have photos. And only six of them, and i dont share.
"Danny u're a scrawny fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - SHhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOIF!E WILL HEA!!!!!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!