Hello honey!
First of all, feel free to claim any prize you want for my mispelling of "Catholisisism". As long as it doesn't involve whips. (It may sound fun, but you do it too hard).
How dare you give me a hard email to reply to? Normally I can just sit and lazily mouth obsceneities. And Missspel themm two, but now yuu want a "prize" evry time i get sumthing rong.
Its not fare that you shud abuse yoor power over mee by correccting my grammarr and spellin. Im getting tierd constantlee doing sexuall favurs to apologogise four my spellin mistakes.
That should keep us busy for a while.
Oh, btw, for all the devotees of my site (all FOUR of you), please note that she called me big sexy man beast. See, if you would stop running your sad online diaries and your websites, and stop sending emails to your role-playing buddies, you would get girls. Like me.
Seeing as you wont let me post pictures of your legs, i suppose i will just have to describe them to the classless pervs that frequent my site.
Long, smooth, firm and curvy. And mine.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nah nah!