First off, look at this man's email address. I have concluded that either my server showed his alias, or else he is God, the Almighty, Jehova, or Big J, as i call Him.
So, wassup Big J?
You no like the site?
This site is not a democracy. I sit on my ass in my throne room while you scurry around like squirrels, to be squished or fed nuts at will.
MY WILL, FUCKHEAD! (Conspicuous lack of russian accent)
AND I CHOOSE TO SQUISH YE, YE FOUL PRODUCT OF THE EARTH...STUPID CAPS LOCK KEY...WAIT...I'LL PRESS IT ONCE AND TEAR IT OFF...FUCK...
And as i squished the rebellious caps lock key, i shall squish ye! For Warno, you are nothing! Nothing! Beside me, your power is nothing!
Even if you are six foot tall, better looking than me, and sit next to me in IT (I can see you typing. Yes, you.)
In the real world, you may get the girls, Mr. Pimpmeister, but on the net i am King! King of The Squirrels!
But seriously folks, saying "Fuck head" with a russian accent is not as funny as the almighty "Shnauferlaufen".
Secondly, the diary is only there so i can gloat over the fact that my girlfriend is not a fat taiwanese girl with a webcam.
This is the 5th email. SO FUCK YOU, FUCKHEAD (Heil comrade! I think...)
If you can't make petrol bombs you must be a really really stupid fuck. Ok, what you do, is you get a rag, and you soak it in petrol. You get a bottle and you fill it with petrol. Drink the petrol and put the rag in your mouth. Make yourself sick and aim at the police. Carroty chunks AND flaming petrol.
TUTORIAL IS INCLUDED FOR THE USE OF RETARDS ONLY. DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS.
"warno_the_not_so_leprecaune_sexy_bitch_kicks_pimp_ass_all_over_the_shit_hap_u_ c_wot_im_sayin_bitch_!_!_!_!.tk" is not a free address. Im skint.
AND NOW FOR THAT RANDOM INSULTY BIT
And remember that time i caught you fucking my dog? Dude, you were ear-raping it and it still wasnt touching the sides. I mean, at least the nostrils are lubed up, but you are just fucking DIRTAY, sorr.