This what happens if y'all smoke der devil's week, y'hear?

Qualitay, sur, finally, a new email.

Sadly, it appears our Warno has injested some "substances" since last time. Anyone who's porn is "dl"in' slow on a 0.5Mb connection is either watching live feed from a widescreen multi-camera display in pussy palace online, OR your wrong.

Surely no-one living can experience such porn. Not on a mere modem? Surely he is not sorcerously using Brodban?

Whatever warno's porn situation (i know how too much porn can addle the brain, trust me, it aint pretty), he seems to be claiming to be "do"ing "Aoife", probably in some infantile attempt to annoy me. Well, guess what, last night i broke in to your house and buttraped yer ma, yer da, yer brother, yer OTHER DA, yer three hamsters and the dog. Twice.

It seems warno has sunk to extreme depths to appear provocative. And if it wasnt for that, just look at this sentance.

"no not aoife fuckin useless u r brian"

He seems to be trying to take back his earlier "diss" on "my bitch" by saying he thinks that BRIAN, his GAY SEX SLAVE, is USELESS, thus proving he is not in fact, "SKANKIN' MY HONEY". I don' no what no foo bin smoking, but DAYUM ah want me some o' that sweet shit.

This isnt some one-off attempt to manipulate an innocent typo, however, THIS IS A RECURRING THEME!

"my brian is useless"

On a final high note, let me ask you a question, who the fuck has a computer that makes a swacking noise when their porn is loaded?

*SWACK*

Oh, shit, gtg, peeps. Dinners ready.