Same deal as before, his bits are thinner than mine. Both ways.

Right, Daniel has challenged me to write a reply without innuendo. While in normal speech this is impossible 4 me, I'll try.

Keep trying, homeboy.

Please tell me u were joking with the mis-understanding of touche (Accent), u know hotmail can't have accents!

There are no other meanings of touchy that make sense. And im not. Im SENSUOUS.

U misrepresented me! I b angered! (I would have laughed if u had made it remotly funny, and the addition of Sara was tasteless, even for u)

Tastless by my standards? I bet you say that to all the guys!

I have complete respect 4 John Woo, and therefore, have to concede that the bullet-time gunfight would be so very cool.

Well, duh. Why else would i suggest such a thing? Do you want the Ingrams or Berretas?

You mixed up i.e. with ei, fool. If ur going to nag about the little discrepencies, such as the probable mis-spelling of discrepencies, get them right urself.

No, EI was a deliberate gag on the fact that i was telling YOU off for a mis-spelled abbreiviation. Duh. Fuck head.

The meaning of life is pointless. And u don't have it, you only have what you believe to be the meaning of life, and if you say that ur God told you, then very well, thats's ur opinion, or the opinion of ur God, but I have mine.

Liberalist bigot bullshit. Not all of us believe that everyone is right. Thats impossible. SO, either ONE of us is right, or THOSE WHO AGREE on a certain point are right. I believe my point, you just dont have anything to believe in strongly enough to decide on.

And for the love of any God you like, bury the blunt sword of mis-spelling, its getting old. As is the beastility, and while I'm sure ur English teacher would congratulate u 4 ur alliteration, it was crap as insults go. And you should know as well as ne that a slag is only great if properly directed

FULL STOP?

(*Cough*Alcorn*Cough*)

(*cough*fuck head*WIBBLE*)

Is this camera the same camera that you confiscated off Marshall in the cinema, cus if it is, I don't think that it was already broken. Darn Marshall and his self-portraits

Full stop. And dont slag marshall. The priest of stalkerdom already has made an idiot of himself in his email.

I only caught a glance of ur trousers cus u had ur legs at right angles. (MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...INSERT.....INNUENDO........)

Got the URGE eh?

Yes, ne is an absolute term, but with ur tactlessness, if u had got ne, u wld have let slip by now.

A girl has her honour. As do i...maybe. Point is, i'm not low enough to boast.

So what if I have a sticky "f" key so my "if"s become "i"s, blame whatever bancrupt company built this monstrosity, (wiping away dust from front panel of computer) Ahhh yes, Time.

You think your computer is old? Mine has a crank on the side and a boiler.

As for point 14, I'll say what I like, to whomever I like..... or reads my e-mails

Speaking of which, stop sending your replies to the wrong email address.

Rrrrrrrrritten By The Rrrrrrrrraskally

Richie

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuckhead!

P.S. I love the e-mail pages, v cool. And I recommend *Website withheld* to all those who find Daniel "psycologically interesting"...Right, I'm off.

Go to the links. The page is in there. But which ONE?