Touche my friend, Touche. But...
*Im not touchy. Just paranoid.*
1. n.b means Note (Should have an accent, but it's hotmail, so live with it) Bien, true, it does originate from the latin, and there are 2 trains of thought concerning the meaning, but I MEANT NOTE (ACCENT) BIEN
*Uh-uh. I was complaining because you said N.B.B. ei, Note bien bien, in you parlance. Note good-good? Please be speaking english on this site. I be speaking learn to, confusing your grammar is. I sense the dark side in this one.*
2. Since I'm a year behind, I really should be in your class, and I'm still smarter than you.
*Merely a year behind in anything that matters. And your alledged smartness is unproved. Even if you are, i know the meaning of life.*
3. I already explained the spelling thing, complete with reference to both fire and women in the same sentence, so SHUT IT
*Arf?*
4. U know as well as all, the Quiff was gone from before your reply, so technically, I could sue you for slander, mis-representation.
*NOT THE MISREPRESENTATION!Why, if i wanted to mis-represent you, all i would do is change the points you send in*
5. I love cat anus. The tightness is unparalleled, poor sara can't compete. Oh, if only it wasn't fatal to the poor kittens.
*Y'all heard that?*
6. I make more jokes per availible minute about Alcorn's beastility, so diverge ur jests to someone who dosen't make jokes like "Whats the difference between virgin wool and regular woll?.....The Sheep can run faster than alcorn"
*We all know that J/m is nothing without f/t. Funniness per telling is a much higher indicator of preformance. And as it is, you mis-spelled wool. But im sure you explained that in point three.*
7.That ain't me in that picture.
*Damn right it wasn't. I couldn't get one of you. Camera kept breaking.*
8. All this talk of cat-anus and rat-rapin must have been getting Danny horny, I was wondering what that strange gray gelatenous stain was on his trousers.
*Thats odd. I don't remember any of that. Wrong trousers. Try looking at guys from the neck up and you might catch the REAL culprit*
9. For someone who claims to have invented the Back-seat-of-the-cinema-blowjob, when everyone who knows that u ain't bin gettin ne...eva
*Hehehe. Ne is a absolute term.*
10. Yes Dan, I am a virgin before you decide to attempt to throw that back in my face, but I don't deny it.
*Who was denying it?*
11. I'll spell raskally, and ritten any way I like, cus its my siggy
*fare nuff*
12. If you try to use my numbered bullets to slag me, I'm already there, I'm just organised so I you think that you can find any slagging points other than your usual slags of beastility, you can save your poor, slow typing fingers to type numbers instead of quotes. Arn't I so considerate.
*"organised so I you" is hard to quote using numbers. How could i point out individual mistakes within the points? Like arn't. It has an "E". And the beastiality slags were there because SOMEONE had to get the alliterated zoo-keeper line.*
13. Gramatical (and spelling) errors shouldn't make one shiny shit of difference between minds such as ours, but I your cranium cannot conpensate my speedy little mistakes when I have words of wisdom flowing from my mind, then I may have to modify our equality in the genius dept.
*You aren't my cranium. My cranium has a british accent. And it spells compensate with an "M" not an "N". Its not a matter of being ABLE to compensate, its just that is shouldnt have to teach a 16 (are you sixteen yet?) year old how to spell "aren't". Use shorthand if you must, but dont just lazily mistype.*
14. Who gives a flying f**k about full-stops, what I find really quite stoopid (Intentional mis-spell) is that the americans call them periods. If American periods came at the end of every sentence, the worlds oceans would run red with congealed blood. Lovely
*Thanks for pointing out the intentional mis-spells. That way we all know when you DO make mistakes. And please, periods are not kosher. Literally. This site does actually have a female readership (three 13yr olds, to my knowledge).*
15. If I can permit a moment of remote sanity, I offer the Olive branch under the pretext that we join forces in our genius to slag the american capilatist pigs (Last 5 words in Russian accent, A Tribute to my main man, warno) Except, of course, for the beauteous ladees (Only the beautous ones though), What you think? You can get your people to talk to my people and we can do lunch on Monday.
*No Sanity PLI-BOING. However-ma-phone, your people may talk to my people. And we can have a misunderstanding where my henchmen fight your henchmen for a short but exceedlingly cool bullet-time gunfight. Then we will do lunch. And it will be directed by Woo. WATCHYWATCHYWING*
16. If I've missed anything, I'm sure you'll exhagerate (sp) it beyond belief with your usual tactlessness (probably not a word, but It is now)
*It was a word, dont worry.*
Ritten By The Raskally
*If he rolled his "R"s it would be hilarious.*
Richie
*Nuff sed*