Touche my friend, Touche. But...
1. n.b means Note (Should have an accent, but it's hotmail, so live with it) Bien, true, it does originate from the latin, and there are 2 trains of thought concerning the meaning, but I MEANT NOTE (ACCENT) BIEN
2. Since I'm a year behind, I really should be in your class, and I'm still smarter than you.
3. I already explained the spelling thing, complete with reference to both fire and women in the same sentence, so SHUT IT
4. U know as well as all, the Quiff was gone from before your reply, so technically, I could sue you for slander, mis-representation.
5. Let it be known that the beating never arrived
6. I make more jokes per availible minute about Alcorn's beastility, so diverge ur jests to someone who dosen't make jokes like "Whats the difference between virgin wool and regular woll?.....The Sheep can run faster than alcorn"
7.That ain't me in that picture.
8. All this talk of cat-anus and rat-rapin must have been getting Danny horny, I was wondering what that strange gray gelatenous stain was on his trousers.
9. For someone who claims to have invented the Back-seat-of-the-cinema-blowjob, when everyone who knows that u ain't bin gettin ne...eva
10. Yes Dan, I am a virgin before you decide to attempt to throw that back in my face, but I don't deny it.
11. I'll spell raskally, and ritten any way I like, cus its my siggy
12. If you try to use my numbered bullets to slag me, I'm already there, I'm just organised so I you think that you can find any slagging points other than your usual slags of beastility, you can save your poor, slow typing fingers to type numbers instead of quotes. Arn't I so considerate.
13. Gramatical (and spelling) errors shouldn't make one shiny shit of difference between minds such as ours, but I your cranium cannot conpensate my speedy little mistakes when I have words of wisdom flowing from my mind, then I may have to modify our equality in the genius dept.
14. Who gives a flying f**k about full-stops, what I find really quite stoopid (Intentional mis-spell) is that the americans call them periods. If American periods came at the end of every sentence, the worlds oceans would run red with congealed blood. Lovely
15. If I can permit a moment of remote sanity, I offer the Olive branch under the pretext that we join forces in our genius to slag the american capilatist pigs (Last 5 words in Russian accent, A Tribute to my main man, warno) Except, of course, for the beauteous ladees (Only the beautous ones though), What you think? You can get your people to talk to my people and we can do lunch on Monday.
16. If I've missed anything, I'm sure you'll exhagerate (sp) it beyond belief with your usual tactlessness (probably not a word, but It is now)
Ritten By The Raskally
Richie