My nemesis writes

Sender : Andrew Bolster
Subject : (Naw subject, surr)

I b likin the site mate. but, as usual, u do go on a bit. To the other FOUR visitors to this wonderous site, I am Richie, or Bolster, or Andrew.

BUT NOT ANDY OR RICHARD, Only Warno and my beautious gf Sara can call me that.

Nehow. I b one of Dan's oldest and bestest slaggin mates. I'm the only decent competition to Dan's grandeous vocabulations, and I HAVE MORE STYLE.

I agree, Fire rocks. Its warmth, its splendor, its tendancy to cause its lovers to misspell, so very much like women in general.

A not to the Gentlemen surfers, Aoifa's legs are tres bien, but if u have a strange and slightly twisted urge to see PICTURES ON THE INTERNET OF WOMEN'S UNDERCARRIAGE, LOOK UP FROM THOSE KEYBOARDS AND WALK DOWN COLERAINE ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON.

(n.b. I said Aoifa, not Eryn)

(n.b.b Aoifa, if u read this, I'm still sorry bout that night, don't u hate it when guys shout out the wrong name just at the wrong time ;-) )

Ne way, I'm in Technology, so should probably get some work done, Bon Voyage, and lastly, mondo coolo siteo mon amis.

For The Knowledge of all, the guy who Dan was talking about on his page was me, but I am the only one who can get away with it without a beating, Ha.

Ohh Danny Boy

The pipes, The pipes are calling.

From Glen To Glen, And Down The Mountain side.

Point made. Ritten By The Raskally Richie

P.S, I am perfectly aware of the Irony that I said Dan goes on, and then I talk for an age, but I'm a faster typer, so its not much of a difference. So There