-Challenge other customers to duels w/ tubes of gift wrap
-Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares"
-Follow people from 5 ft away until they leave
-As the cashier scans your purchases say, "Wow...magic!"
-Drap a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman, come Robin-to the batcave!"
-Randomly throw things over the aisles.
-Run between people yelling "Red Rover"
-Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
-Attempt to fit into very large gymbags
-When someone steps away from their cart, quickly make off w/ it.
-ride the bikes around the store and if anyone askes say your just giving a test run before you steal it
-when the intercom comes on assume the fetal position and scream the voices oh the voices they're back