Don't make mountains out of mole hills, it leads to angry moles
I find it is much easier to do a difficult task while listening to samba music
there is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train
do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When life gives you lemos, throw them at someone
We are not friends. I have been planning your death by darts for the past two years
My life is like watermelon. I don’t have to use ink to write with my quill. I need to find out who supplies Shelby with so called drugs. I am a lawsuit fiend. Odd lads wear unusual pants. You better listen people, I’m talking now! I don’t like you! Take that brutal honesty. You swim freely in the vast waters and ocean trenches. Don’t die little fishies! Don’t be a sissy man! There are girls watching! Learn to spell! I am not saying her name out loud! Hugo, when you cry, I cry.
maybe is a good answer, just not on a test
Two Wrongs don't equal a right but three rights equal a left, four rights are a circle, and five rights, two lefts and an intersection make you totally lost
Allo Allo this is doctor Sophie Read, Master Hypnotists.. At the end of this message you will promtply place 5,000 dollars in an envelope and mail it to me at number 500 Walton Lane... You will not remeber this message....