To kill the Queen

"Many people have grasped the fact that the Chance of a Lifetime has passed me by. I could sit here and give you excuse after excuse after exuse but I won't. The rumble was won by the best man. In my hands my destiny rests and yet as many of you seen I put little effort into the rumble. I was unfocused and doomed to fail. It must be said that there will always be other chances. I look now to Sunday. I look forward to facing an old comrade. Another one of those who have abandoned me. So Mandi, do not expect anything but resolve from me. There is an old saying, if you want peace prepare for war. As you of all people know everybody has their demons from the past. Their every menacing shadow. I must try to face my past before I look to the future. In time I hope to face all of the 'old gang' but for the moment you will do. Know this Mandi ... this is not revenge ... this is punishment."

***Come here little kiddies guess on my lap, and guess whos back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusations HAHAHHAHAHAHAH ... and thats enough of that. The end, naw I'm just kidding. This is the part where I'm supposed to rip the complete piss out of Arcane's opponent and generally be a little biatch. So here it goes ... Mandi, what can I use as material here ... she used to be Intercontinentl Champion ... damn thats not what I'm looking to say ... how about she came second in Chance of a Lifetime and was the thrid longest combatant ... not what I was looking for either ... oh yeah, now I remember ... shes a woman, shes a whole lot of woman, she has fucked two guys on the roster but then again there ws that humorous cartoon with Doyno giving it to her up the rear and a speach bubble from Mandi's mouth saying this is who I got my job. Whoever drew that needs a medel. There was something else I wanted to talk about ... Oh yeah this life that her and Tierchean have going on. I set up a little drama so I could show my interpretation of this little happy happy love bug crap.***

#Fade into an ordinary 1950's american home. There is a woman cooking something in the kitchen. The man walks in.#

Tire: "Hunny, I'm home." He tkaes off his hat and his jacket and puts them on a pole and kisses his wife.

Mandy: "Thats great Tire." She smiles. "Even though you broke your brother in half and screwed me over I love you." She hugs him and looks like a typical 50's wife. Both their voices sound wooden. Like bad actors.

Tire: I know, and Mandy ..." with a y baby "I love you too." He sits down and takes his dinner. "Ah hunny Zeke is coming over tonight." He looks like hes reading the lines off his hand. "Him and blue."

Mandy: "I thought her name was amber...?" She confuses easily.

Tire: "She changed her name to Amber after she had a sex change ... either that or I'm tripping on acid right now and don't really know anything about anybody."

Mandy: Isn't that lovely." She starts to dish out desert when the doorbell rings and income Amber/Blue and Zeke.

Zeke: "Hey I just popped around to say hey and that even though I'm short, ugly and managed to trap a supermodel in my basement who used to be a heroin addited man whore I love you guys." He walks out of the room and takes it up the ass from his he/she friend.

Tire: Oh that Zeke what will happen to him next?" Time for some of that ever present product placement. "Say Mandy, can you pass me a beer ... only the best mind."

"That means you'll want a Budd..." She takes a long drink. "...mhmm thats better than sex."

Tire: "Speaking of sex ... lets have some." They leave the room but an old oh yeah .. oh baby is heard. It does not sound every nice. Like puppets at it up there.

***Well kids I was going to make the program longer but Ben Afflect and J-Lo command high figures for any old shit. Did you guys see Gigli? (shudderings) Let us never talk of this again. EVER!!! So where was I ... yes point out the point of the most pointless promo ever delievered. Ok so I beat around the bus abit there. I was not trying to make anything comical with that piece of crap I just served your ass. I was just trying to point out that walking around the house fucking is boring. Its below ... CBK ... and thats low. I mean the guy seems to think that because Arcane whooped his ass not once but twice he deserves anything but a kick in the nuts. Listen pal ... you don't. But this is about Mandi so now we cut to Arcane reopening old wounds with the priest from last week. Forget his name. Alrighty peeps I'm out cause I'm tired. Narrating is a tiring line of work. I should have been a poet ... or a farmer.