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(:-(mono-brow)-:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Scale-s-omebody stop m(e-chain mail) Dosen’t the thing above! look like a barbers pole? the exclamation point is an arrow, no really, look you have to believe me this is not a conspiracy, the Doors really are trying to take over the world! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don’t know what I been told, Its not my fault the tuna’s got mold, pants off one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve..........................................................................the ants are coming one by one hurrah! hurrah! actually there are 72. I counted, I think. lemme count again one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven... l”a”t”e”r “t”h”a”t “n”i”g”h”t (arent quotation marks fun they can just go anywhere you want) where was I , oh yeah string cheese can be great fun when implemented as a noosey I’m home! frankly my dear I don’t give a (explotive deleted) SUBA, if you say it weird it sounds like s-oo-b-a, what else, what else, what else, what else, what the hell, oops! I mean what else, hatway lseeay, in french it means go (explotive deleted) yourself! you (deleted explotive), I wonder if that means the same thing? did I use that question mark right? or that one? or how about that? wait a second are they all following? oh my god another one? what if I try to trick them, will that work? am I speaking in questions? I? aM? anD? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????stop it, rewind rererereeeeererererereererreeerrere. ahh that is better. I read a book to day it is called welcome to the last few seconds of your life, and the crudy thing is that I spent it reading a darn book! after that I died, I just died in your arms tonight , must have been something you said, now I forgot the rest of the song , la de da la de de daaaa! daddy is that you no, it is mister hooganstienan! master of all things, um... hoo, gan, um... stieny. ill stop now. i love shetland ponies, I think, I am, therefore I am , I think. I wish I had a group of critics right next to me riht now, now, now, now critics sick those darn up and comming stars of pop culture rip their little hopes and dreams to shreds. shreds of hoogansteinan! sorry folks just a small case, or episode, or whatever of schitsophrenia, atleast that is what the voices are telling me. I have to say though that the most entertaining line I have ever heard in a movie is “I hear you been a naughty boy charlie” especially when it is a loathsome british mobster, who has abandoned all hope of conjunctions... fun. Ohh this is a story aout a guy named al who lived in a sewer with her hampster pal fluffy, you know hampsters eat their children to protect them from the hampster demons, contrary to popular belief that hampsters do not actually have a religion, they do. you know thoose little old paper towel tubes those are their churches, and and on hampster sunday they go to their hampster churches and start their hampster prayer and sing a little hampster hymn and get hampster drunk and eat their hampster children! yay! Randomness, Blood, Violence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ants are carrying sabers now hurrah! hurrah! and we all go amrchsling... hmmm,typo now if I only could remember what that word is then all would be saved, yes it’s coming coming Ahhh! it’s godzilla! (remeber kids when pronouncing godzilla you must say go-zira) I wish I had a pair of bongos, bongo fury pat pat patity pat pong pat pong pong pat pat patta pong, is a game much deeper than what it seems, the little green ball represents life and the demonic green paddle is life’s struggle against the elements. deep man real deep as well is the amount of poopity poo you have dug yourself into, yes thats right poopity poopity poo poo on a stick thats right folks you too can now get your banana fudge-scicle shaped just like you favorite holy icon; *esus, *uddah*, the *ope, you cane even get the famed *eeing *oy. ((((((((((((((((Didn’t I tell someone to stop me!))))))))))))))))))))) uh oh here I go again!!! BQQMF (thisa meansa applesa) BOE CBOBOBS Yay Language made up I am the KING of one letter over from the real thing langage, or pof mfuufs pwfs gspn uif sfbm uijoh! jeese I have fun.funny funny funny fun jeese, uh oh I am bored again, skeptics would tell me to read a book but If only I had a book to read, yessirry bob, yessir, booky wookie chewbacca, I think I hope I dream of place in a far away land where things happen all day long and the plants and the nimals sing happy songsandeverybodyishappyandslappyandjoyfulandplayfuland...Yay! sugar rushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhot hot hot, feelin hot hot hot, dad dee da da da dee da hey hey hey. roller coaster, read this really sssllllloooooowwwwwwwwwww, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm

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dddeeeeevvoooooooiiiiiidddddoooofffff aaalllll mmmmeeeanninnnng, just like all those old popeye cartoons with the black and white cows talking in sllllooooowwwwww motion, slow fast slow fast slow slow slow fastfastfast faster and faster I just kept spinning then I ralphed, ralph ralphy ralph I bet a retarted dog would say that more than me. infact even deranged robot octopi would enjoy meowmix more than any cat and I should know I own one, a cat, I think I do, at least. whoany, anywho, I wonder what whoany means and dont ask me I only made it up,and nobody else knows of its exsistence, but me and you, the reacder, I wonder if people will want to actualy "Click This" or will they know that ert is a very sophisticated word, it means nothing but has three letters in it. wow. waffle, go on say it say it like your talking to a dog, waffle! waffle! wwwaaaaafffffllllleeeyyyyy! WAFFLE! the waffles are coming the waffles are coming to eat my soul and cover it in maple syrup and butter and press it in a grill and eat it with a side of bacon, two pieces, covered in blood, I make myself sick,*slap in face* oooohhhhhhh self torture I wonder what would happen if I slapped a gorrila. big stinky sweaty gorilla, I spelled gorrilla 3 different ways, now it is up to you to find the real one kids. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TINY FONT! were are coming to eat your soul, I love monkeys don’t you? someone stole my monkey and now I cry wwwwahhhhhhhhhhh I want my monkey man! Whew! I hope no one was hurt! Poochies on there toowadreddigapif=nutballer, sorry folks that was just the travelling acting troupe. here they come again ghooley galley gagaa what the fudge was that. ashinkashankashala will be marryied to vontiqo in five and sixty nine dayses all is welcomeded! I’m having trouble trying to sleep, suckers RRRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR! kacharoo! hoo, that is my new search engine, it sound ike yahoo but it isn't, you have to yodel when you say it.*smash**crash**bash**clash** star*************s... AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA... oooooooh tricky, it was like all, smash then crash then globule and decapitated cockroach and oooooh stubed toe then, the Evil priest grabbed the bible, however it was quite larger than any normal bible. a boy huddled in the corner,”so you were never babtized eh!” and the boy said “millakeeloouey, chabat cala cow!” ahhh its the traveling acting troupe... wow I made a paragraph... I mean the traveling acting troupe is running around hitting people with bibles!... “Haha, I baptize you now old women crouching in the street!” *whap on head with bible* “Argh!” “ha, I baptize you now small child with lolipop!” *whap on head with bible* “you too, 2 ton ape!... No! it’s magilla gorilla!... I said gorilla again... these are alot of paragraphs, are falling fro the sky see you rar almost roar but rar no way we won’t stay give me change or go away to a place where magical feats are achived every hour or so, come on in stop on by, grab a carpet and fly away come sail away come sail away come sail me mateys for your time is short so come over here my honey and I’m gonna drop my pants and I’m gona make dirty love to you cuz thats what brian boytono would do with a bar of soap and ferril rodent that creeps up on small children and decapitates their dollies...”no miss Manly your head is gone!”

“I know marrissa but that is how life goes” I hate dollies they are scary and their heads go around and around and around and around the world around the world da da dee do de whop de bab bop bob... gimme a ‘F’... F! Gimme a ‘I’...I! Gimme a ‘S’...S! gimme a ‘H’... H! what does it spell Hoogansteinan!!! that’s right folks your MOM!MY I foam! you foam? well I don’t give a gooses beak or any other goosey body part! what about tail feather... fine tail feathers are good. free I am free free free ahhhhh! electric fence... I know someone who violated a electric fence and no longer has any thing to boast about... poor basackwards bistard.... it’s alternative insult’s day! your mother is so old she looks like your sister.... dadadum! and your face looks like it was run through a pillow! haha look at you you are already crying I am the master!!! * run around with arms up in air and chest out like an orangutan* the News for the day is that an elderly man robed a bank when he claimed that he had a man who looked like an orangutan in his car... the orangutan held a banana to his head and claimed that he was a bat with very hairy other news everyone died in switzerland the land of the switzers because all they do all day is switz around like cheesecake...anyway a giant cheesecake landed in that switz place and killed everyone in a horrific creamy death...poor neutral bastards... anywho nobody saw the trouble I seen, nome like gnome or nomey or nomebabwe or...*later*... like I was saying meefa googawe cheeclane fa ta lallllalllllalllllla tallies or are they lines you will never know did you know that if you leave this thing in this place then you won’t be able to use it to go get that thing...or something to that extent...extent. like intent only longer, maybe this is the keyboard

alphabet...qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm whoever thought this up never went to school or anyother place like that or watched sesame street or mr. rogers or anything ... that was 4 ‘or’ and one spelled backward unless it was something else spelled backwards like eno or cabbage... mmmm saurkraut...the krauts must be pretty full of them selves if they ended their favoritte snack with kraut... esle gnihtemos but I doubt it wasn’t because I am a cow, as free and quick as the tree because I don’t move much unless I do do I... woah check that out look that way it is over there now it is above or used to be because at one point....ooohh well never mind I am quite quite indedededededed I left out an e one sec I am quite ideed...wait damn the N is gone this is our last try here we go qite indeed... shut up all of you that was deliberate...anyway I am tired and shall rest my hads on the key board md;?? µ  ˜÷lkn  thab?   zdfngb ©r?®å†?g?ß©?ƒ?©?©?ƒ?©ƒß©? woops I hit the control button I need to rengage

å?ç?´ƒ©?ˆ??¬µ˜øœ®ß†¨??¥? ooooo horse shoe??? I like horse shoes my dad said I act Like I was born in a barn or is that some other place... you will never know will you. waffle, ever had a waffle they taste like waffles don’t they however you wouldn’t know if you had never tasted a waffle... hmmm I had a pony named robert who wasn’t really a pony but a bear with non bear like qualities infact he acted like a pig and had a little curly purple tail whitch I colored with a cricket who dies in your arms tonight since you hit him with a mallet....mallet of DOOK....or DOOM I missed a key so it is either DOOL or DOON or DOOJ or maybe not for I am frank the Frank who frankly likes franks anywho...wait what is that oooh noooo!

they are coming to take me away haha hoohoo heehee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I cant wait to see those nice young men in thier clean white coats, they are coming to take me away haha hoohoo heehee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I cant wait to see those nice young men in thier clean white coats, they are coming to take me away haha hoohoo heehee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I cant wait to see those nice young men in thier clean white coats, theyarecomingtotakemeawayhaha hoohooheeheetothefunnyfarmwherelifeis beautifulallthetimeandIcantwaittoseethose niceyoungmeninthiercleanwhitecoats, and so there I was, and all around me there were mother rapers, and daughter rapers and father rapers that’s right father rapers sitting right next to me. and they all looks at me, then the closest one pipes up and says

“so mac whadaya in fer?” and I looks at at em all and says

“litterin.” then they all moved away from me on the bench there.....*clap clap clao* ....

mmmmm clao’s I love clao just like claus only less magical I with instead of a santa claus ther was a shasta claos who instead of hohoho went hey der boy git yo ass outa my sleigh and fly high motha (explotive deleted) now that is a childhood figure I would still believe in...aaahhh!!!! random emoticon!!!! ^_^ that is frog man the great he has frog like charictaristics like no nose and a mouth with eyes... ahhh it is coming back!!!!!! 0_oooooooooooooo I wish I had that many eyes well you know what here are a list of my notes that some people had me write in order to fufill some inane request because of my tardiness....mmmm tardiness... !. Going to school is my job. My job is to come to school on time with the tools I need to succeed. @.Going to school is my job...Whabacha! I ride on the magic school bus in order to have a whacin’ good time #. This is my place of work. Wark! give me a pretzel. $. I come here to make little toys for santa and he pays me in chocolate bunnies witch he stole from the eatser bunny after he bombed his nest...bunnies with nests?

%.grrr man flex arm and say many an inane thing as he talk out loud.

^. Going goo goul gis gy gob gand gi gouldn’t gee gappier

&. I would like to thank all of the little people including the grass gnomes under my shoe. *. Gibbe is good *nods head* (. My head is on the table the table is red as in I am bleeding from my ears.

). man on other side of table cannot have a worthwhile thought I asked him to spell thought and he yelled at me for being stupid and never spelled it. !). going to school is my job I have to do something to fufill that job but I forgot... !!. The sky is blue his pants are blue. the floor is blue his shirt is blue the butterfly is blue his shoes are blue...boy he is ferocious, like a butterfly only with a smaller intellect. !@. Going to school is my job, just like writing on these little lined thingies and trying to go on these big yellow things with those big people who know alot about how come you have to sit down and shut up !#. I got away with only 13 of the projected 25 sentences I had to labor away on.....haha whabacha you big hairy lamposts

...ahhhh new paragraph. boy was that fun I am not going to siit here and take any more bananas from you people I have been doing headbuts against a rhino’s butt for 50 years now and everyone just leve me alone, like a leather interrior with dual front side thingies and mega super duper whtchamacallits along with those spuer high proformance thingamabobers that come if you pay two cents extra....mmmm two cent cocoanuts that are green with things living in america da da dadeedada eye to something one thing or another to on thing or another... Iived in this place I think * I am still singing* * now I am not* *or am I* I think that a question mark was suppose to be there but* is this is or this * is somthing like that. I shhall now alter the hopes and dreams of my fellow classmated... with spaces!!! M Y H O P E S A N D D R E A M S A R E T O G E T V E R Y S M A R T N E S S A N D E A T A N E N T I R E V A T O F S O U R C R E A M W I L E M A R R Y I N G A P E N C I L!!!!!!!!! and so everyone was just running arind everywhere and raping and pillaging every dog in site....ewwww pillaging dogs who would want to pile drive a dog I mean what is the enjoyment when one pillow fights a dog...wait a seccond what did I say <-------> where do I go <- that way or that way maybe that way or could it be /\ ooooooooooo arrows lines/\ or water water everywhere water water in my hair water water on your chair water water somewhere over where there hair bear chair bare bear bare bears with bears on top of chairs diziness.. like diznyness much worse than diziness....johnny was here!...tod was here... Someone else was here but he has a fancier type than those other guys... woah! there donkey slow down now der be a scorpion down yonder! wait never mind just keep steppin keep steppin along ba da da ba da da dum!!!!! yeehahahooho that was the laugh of a former person turned lizard who ate a dragonfly and started dragonflying all over the place.....*dragonfly...dragonfly* like buzz buzz only more buggish I wish I was a bug then I could live my life on the window of a car like a semi or a....wait have to write this down before I forget...wait, wait it is coming coming wait going goin no coming going....gone.... oh yes now what was I saying that is rightso my friend took his mouse pad and held a gun to it and said...alright no one move or ms. peterson gits it...and we all were like oooh yeah and he was like yeah and then and then he shot ms. peterson and we all laughed because we didn’t really like ms. peterson anyway so thats that. hmmm peterson stew

oh my god I

am being attacked by

spaces!!!!! nononono...* that is a lot of no’s next to each other*nononononono...we need

letters to fill up these space s everyone attack!!!!!! ! grr a;jsdbdzfnzdfghbkduzgvzfbgn


wait wait no I guess not ...wait I see it wait nono it is gone gah almost had it...there it was not but a foot away the biggest alabastard...alabastard yes that is right the biggest something or another or was it alabastard... any way...I shall now journal...journaly journalsome journaly journal journal joouurrnnaall (that was a long one) journnal journal jour jour ournal...that is enough...i bet you would want to know what i said huh...weeelll now um c’mere I will tell you a secret...YOU CAN’KNOW WHAT I WROTE!!!!! why...because I said so...or no... or beau or bleu or sacre bleu..maybe but no...or so or glow or....well you get it...if you don’t then I shall (explotive deleted you!!!!!) (can you put exclamtiory that right exclamitory..a lot shorter tn it’t!!!!!) (damn I did it again)( or is it oops...or opps...or pppps...or soup?) what about question marks...wait they are gone I can’t believe my luck...that is right fol-(breaks into song)-ks...damn the air is gone...hmmm melancholy randomeness...can’t work on this anymore it is a waste of time...class grade...right?...grade like great only gradier...sentences...I shall now write a story to fufill a grade in this<- or that-> class somewhere although I don’t know where it is a loathsome british mobster was ( I have started if you didn’t notice) talking to an old army buddy or his

“So charlie I here you been a naughty boy” His scarred smirk reached across his aged chin as puffs of smoke emitted from an opening within his foul mouth. his coat and suit were stained with memories of distant glory and respect, each cut and scar a great battle. The movements of his hands, however worn, were graceful like that of a hypnotist. ‘Istanbul was constantinople!!!!!!’ (sorryb back into serious mode...

“ it wasn’t my fault Jimmy, y’know me I wouldn’t go so far as to do that” The other however was less. He held with him a recent stomach, one he had been avoiding his entire life, it was only the subtraction of his morning walks and the addition of his grandmothers meatloaf that hath given birth to such a protrusion.

“ hey you know I woould never dream of accusing you charlie, it is just that if anyone did they would have to come through, say, someone like you, in your position, if you catch on.” The other trembled now although in no immeadiate danger.

“Sure, sure, dimes sure, but you know there is another guy, besides me...”

“And how exactly does that come to be so, being that it was you who ended up with it in the first place.” Groar!!!! I don’t like how the way that started!!!! I need another story starting..starting..... Now! Ithink.wait no that is not part gah!!! stop stop the story!!!!.....................................guess it stopped............................I shall now write of a priest on oxygen...glah..ogaley moopity poo...pooped em...real good..mmmm applesuace!!!!!!( apple sauce in an I.V.) mmmm prune juiceQQQQ whoops I mean!!!!!! not QQQQQ if I could only turn around the Q THEN IT WOULD MAKE A FACE....CAPS LOCK DAMN ISHALL C NOW UN CAPSMITIZERTHINGY!!!!! there all done...what now I wish I could type the F3 key...oh wait i can see F5 F8 only now in wide screen version!!!! with new pulse calibration converters...which don’t exist but sound really really important!!!!!!(Ominous voice!!!) and cool... those should have lines above them... those should too.!. damn almost wait wait here it comes aaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... by garsh thats alot of ‘em. French...they are odd...however me being one, I feel that I am required to live up to that stereoype...wait I just had a breakthrough! the tri-dis phenomenah!!!!!!! makes a comment that comment comes back in a rude or snotty tone by an uncaring other in turn the previous ‘dis’ is again altered and deliver as a mickey mouse version of the already mickey moused dis...this is a phenomenah commenly observed in classrooms mubber cwackbaby..nway mwubber cwrakbaby...the cycle is complete and so comes forth the battle of wits!!!! booy! your babies look shut the (explotive deleted)up! man you shut up! well (explotive deleted) you... and then emerges the holy beacon of reasoning surnamed (teacher) and that being brings forth a reasonable answer to calm the ensuing storm... both detention for use foul language...of course though the great powers and minds of the two quarrlers are not so easily subdued...and so emerges...denail!!! man what for? I didn’t do nothing! you got me messed up! Yeah we was only playing see...and so two enemies come together to face a common threat!!! now kids it’s time for youe favorite game show!!!! it’s obvious answer time!!!! now kids where is minnesota!!!! *in the united states of america!!!!!!* No on a map you simian brained toddlers!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! was that a scream or something passing without hesitation? you will never know!!!! well atleast that is what or prognosticator tells us... prognosticator? where did that come from...NOW the advenures of shlong man with his trusty sidekick pelg. join them along wth the absurd leage of super people, ALSP as they battle the forces or common sense good manors and the all important toothbrush!!!!hmmm...the eagles lay and the horses neigh that means that the goulash is fresh today. here I am ...stuck in a kindergardeners class... kinderspeilen kindershpeilen kindersuprise I love those. anywa the dog who moos is most likely not a dog but a rather horse chicken... horsechicken! I shall draw one!!!! please bear with me...scribble scribble, draw draw, paint paint, ah ha it is done...what you can’t see it well to bad for you then!!!! that is odd...ah ha, ha ah, hh hh, aa aa, same difference.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate hateness son of a hate moober fubbin hatezilla!!!!!!!! why must (person) always expect the worst out every person who comes his way I must find a way to remove myself from his presence...but how? I know. sneak sneak sneak.... flowerize myself now I am covered, I am now able to pass for flour, now I just need a flour factory and I will be set. my friend came came back back to to school schoool...schoool umm umm... this this is is a a really really confuzzling confuzzling sitiuationy type thing... oh it is over.. you may now resume your current activities invovlvlinglimy whatever it wqas you were happeningqavabhjkv... hmmm typo fevr sorry fever blimve mle blat hasebtall gat blow I clan hijt yuio it it it it it it is coming...or is it.... I don't know ...oh well never mind then.....BOOM... BLAM...BOING...*HOPS AWAY!* EXCEPT WITHOUT THE GIGANTIC WRITINGNESS...ness? hampsterness....giantness...your momness...haha I winness...BEFORE YOU CLOSE THIS THIS IS NOT A CHAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WHERE WAS I, OH YES SOME ONE NEXT TO ME SAID THAT THEY HAAAD A CHICKEN!!!!! I WISH I HAD A CHICKEN I WOULD NAME IT PLOPPER AND PUT IT IN A PAN AND PLUCK IT'S FEATHERS AND AND AND... TIE IT TO A RADIATOR...BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU...WELL I WAS AND I SAW IT COMING...UNLIKE YOU YOU DIDN'T...I THINK...UNLESS YOU WERE PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING...LIKE A CHEEKYMONKEY. oooh....I had it in caps and I didn't know it!!! now I think I will create a game about plopper the boop beep...*atari sound* *voice "YOU DIE GAME OVER YOU STUPID STUPID HEAD" I think I shall leave this to an yelled at me... I need treatment...we all live in a yellow something something...a yellow something something ...a... yeah. *deep ridiculous scottish accent* Now if ye have managed to reach what appears to be the end of this endless journy into darkness or have been forced against yer will to look upon the magerstry of what is, then ye have truely been blessed lads and lassies. For this is---------------------------we would like to interrupt your usually schedulmenezzed, GOD DAMN CAT!!!! program for a test of our emergency broadcast system. . . .BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBB.BBEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBB..BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBB...BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE EB....BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEb..... Thank you and you may now resume your regulary scheduled program. Million Dollar $earch


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THis is a story by katy jones.......

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one day an elephant sat on katy

katy got flat

katy's mom found out

her mom used her as a tray

The End


Well children.... in two years... a total of 46 people have come to this bastion of brilliance, wit, and overall with out further ado I give you... a sonj......


happy 4 year anniversary whatever this sites name is....

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This has been a test and only a test you may resume your ordinary day to day activities...maybe...if I let you...anyway please accept this as a token of my grattitude *gives you nothingness* I think I am done...for thank you for experiencing my brain washingness and go rob a bank and leave the money in locker 323 at the train station...may carrot top die in a horrific orange hairy death. and also this site is updated every time I damn well feel like it...this site has been dubbed by 17 people as the coolest site ever. SHANE TICE--------2002-2000whenever