Cameron Cade: We're here.. We're live.. and we're Raw!

Torrie Wilson: Rawer than a baby's bottom!

Cameron Cade: Whatever the case may be, I'm feeling pretty good about being a WWF employee after what we've just witnessed. Every superstar in the back just showed how much of a family we are by showing their support for Good Ol' JR and for the WWF itself.

Torrie Wilson: I'm not related to you.

Cameron Cade: Of course you are, honey.

Torrie Wilson: But that's like, incense.

Cameron Cade: That would be incest and that would also be a story for a rainy day. But tonight, Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam are gonna square off inside of a steel-cage. I'd like to see Stephanie try and get her men involved in this one!

Torrie Wilson: Don't jinx us, Cade.

Cameron Cade: I'm not jinxing anything, Torrie. I'm here, and I'm in my gear, and I'm ready to kick some ass if I've got to.

Torrie Wilson: You wrestle?

Cameron Cade: Not any more.

Torrie Wilson: That's right, we commemorate now. *pop*

Cameron Cade: We sure do Torrie.. We sure do.

Cameron Cade: This match, for the Euro title, was made at the PPV last week when Spike and Test beat Rock and Hogan in their tag match.

Torrie Wilson: Rocky and Hulk aren't together any more, which is kinda sad, in one of those teen romance type of ways.

•Test grabs Spike with a collar and elbow tie-up and backs him into the corner. He raises a knee to Spike's midsection and backs away. He runs at him and goes for a clothesline but Spike gets his feet up and knocks Test in the jaw with a dropkick. Test stumbles backward as Spike runs out of the turnbuckle. He runs at Test and nails him with a clothesline. Test doesn't go down so Spike nails another one. Test rocks back and forth but still stays on his feet. Spike bounces himself off the ropes and goes for another clothesline but Test knocks him down to the mat with a vicious big boot. He covers him but Spike gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Test pulls him to his feet and sends him into the turnbuckles. He walks over to him and gives him a few knee lifts. He grabs Spike by the neck and tosses him across the ring like a rag doll. Test sulks over to him and pulls him to his feet. He whips him across the ring, bouncing him off the ropes and then dropping him with a huge back body drop. Spike safely rolls out of the ring.•

Cameron Cade: Spike Dudley, I could imagine, feeling a lot of pain right now.

Torrie Wilson: I think they're still going to be friends after the match.. He shouldn't be sad.

Cameron Cade: Physical pain, Torrie.. not emotional pain!

•Test walks over to the side of the ring and grabs Spike by his hair. He pulls him onto the apron. Spike grabs Test's neck and drops it on the top rope. Dudley hops up top and waits for Test to get to his feet. When he does, Spike jumps off and nails him with a flying cross body. He hops up and bounces off the ropes. He drops a leg on Test and goes for the cover. 1...2... Test throws Spike off of him. He gets to his feet as Spike is running off the ropes. Test goes for a clothesline but Spike ducks under it and turns Test around. He kicks him in the stomach and hops onto his shoulders. He tries for a hurricanrana but Test blocks it and drops him to the mat with a powerbomb. He rolls over him and hooks his leg. 1...2... NO! Spike gets his shoulder up! Test pulls himself to his knees and gets to his feet. He signals to the top rope and begins climbing up. Spike gets to his feet and punches Test in the face a few times, giving Spike time to climb to the top rope as well. He hooks his legs around Test's head and flings him off the top rope with a hurricanrana. He crawls over to him and drapes his arm over as the fans are going crazy.•

Cameron Cade: It's gotta be.. One.. Two.. NO! Somehow, Test getting his shoulder up.

•Spike rolls over and pushes himself up to his knees. He gets to his feet and walks over to Test who is pulling himself up using the ring ropes. He kicks at his leg, causing Test to fall back down to the mat. Spike pulls Test's leg into the air and kicks at the back of his knee. Test brings his leg into his chest, and pushes out, knocking Spike backwards into the turnbuckle. Test tries to pull himself to his feet but it's hard for him to stand on his leg. He finally gets up and walks over to Spike, who is leaning against the turnbuckles. Test punches him a few times and then whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Spike bounces out of the turnbuckle and Test nails him with a big boot, causing him to flip in mid-air.•

Cameron Cade: Jesus!

Torrie Wilson: That's no---

Cameron Cade: I know that it's not your name, Torrie.

Torrie Wilson: Then what is my name, smartie pants?

Cameron Cade: My name isn't Smartie Pants.

Torrie Wilson: I know, duh! *pop*

Cameron Cade: ...Nevermind...

•Test falls to the mat, grabbing at his knee. He rolls around on the mat while the ref asks him what's wrong. Spike gets up and walks over to Test. He leans over to ask him if he's ok and Test rolls him up with a small package. 1...2...NO! Spike kicks out and quickly gets to his feet. He runs at Test, who is on his knees. Test shoots up and knocks Spike down with a stiff clothesline. He hooks his leg but Spike manages to get out. Test pulls Dudley up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Spike ducks under it. He bounces himself off the opposite ropes and knocks Test in the head with a dropkick. Test stumbles backward and Spike runs at him to nail him again. Test gets his foot up and takes Spike's head off with the big boot. He falls to the mat and Test covers. 1...2...3!•

Cameron Cade: Here is the European champ, Test!

Torrie Wilson: Question..

Cameron Cade: Yes, Torrie?

Torrie Wilson: *pop*.. Ok.. On Melrose Place this week, Jeremy and Laura are getting ready to split up.. Don't you think that Brittany should step in and tell them that she never slept with Jeremy, and that Laura saw someone completely different?

Cameron Cade: WHAT in the HELL are you talking about?

•Backstage, Triple H is sitting in a chair, wide-eyed, his mouth covered with duct tape. The camera backs away and sees that Triple H is actually tied to the chair. The camera zooms back in on Hunter's face, and then it's placed on something. Hunter's eyes follow someone moving close to him. A lead pipe is smashed across Hunter's forehead, knocking him out. Blood trickles down Hunter's face as his body slumps back in the chair. The pipe is thrown to he floor and the camera is picked up again. The camera spins around the room. It's a shrine to the Clique. Posters of the five men are taped to the wall, while life-size stand up lines another wall. The camera turns once more and shows the wall behind Hunter. Spray-panted across the wall is the word "Clique". Below it are the names of the five members of said group: Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Triple H, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman. Shawn Michael's name has been scratched out. The person holding the camera gets closer to the wall and the sound of a bottle of spray paint is heard. The camera pans up and sees Triple H's name being scratched through. The spray paint falls to the ground as someone whispers, "Two down... three to go." The camera shuts off.•

Cameron Cade: What kind of freak was that?

Torrie Wilson: That was Triple H.

Cameron Cade: The one with the camera.

Torrie Wilson: Oh, well they didn't show his face.

•Jim Ross is seated at his desk in his office. He's thumbing through a binder full of papers. He hears a knock on the door. He looks around to the security he has guarding his office and cautiously tells the person to come in. Paul Bearer enters and looks a little surprised to see all of the policemen.•

Jim Ross: What do you need, Bearer?

Paul Bearer: Last night, Mr. Ross, last night..

Jim Ross: Mankind is already booked tonight, Paul. The Unde...

Paul Bearer: Would you let me finish!?...Last night, my Undertaker was screwed. Your little referee was blind to the fact that Mankind was the first to lose blood. And why was that? Because he was able to hide it. He was able to hide his blood loss while my Undertaker let the blood flow freely from the wound. So I tell you this JR, at Judgment Day, my Undertaker, he wants Mankind in a match where there can be only one winner. He wants a match where there is no way that Mankind can hide from his fate. He wants him in hell.. Hell in a Cell! My Undertaker asked for it.. He wants it.. Give him what he wants.. Give him what he wants..

•The lights in the room go out and when they come back on, Paul Bearer is nowhere to be seen. JR sits back down at his desk and just looks around to the security guards.•

Cameron Cade: You can't help but feel sorry for the man.

Torrie Wilson: I don't feel sorry for him.

Cameron Cade: Well I feel sorry for you.

Torrie Wilson: Why? *pop* I'm hot.

Cameron Cade: Torrie, the man's business is at stake here. Our jobs are at stake. Did you ever think of that? Do you ever think of people other than yourself?

Torrie Wilson: Well I think of you, Cammie.. *pop*

Cameron Cade: Ladies and gentlemen, earlier this week, CEO of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon Jr., was rushed into the hospital after suffering a massive heart attack. His wife, Linda, and his son Shane are with him at their home in Greenwich. We send all of our thoughts and prayers to Mr. McMahon and the McMahon family.

•The Hardy Boys' theme music hits the speakers and they run out onto the stage followed by Stacy Keibler. Matt screams out to the crowd while Jeff spits some water out of his mouth, moving his body to the beats of the music. Stacy passes the two and makes her way down the ramp. The Hardys follow her and slide into the ring. They each hop to separate ring posts and pose to the crowd while their music continues to play. "Are You Ready!?" The music of D-Generation X cuts off that of the Hardys and Billy Gunn makes his way onto the stage, alone. He has a mic in his hand.•

Mr. Ass: Hunter's hurt.. Shawn's hurt.. I've got no partner. So when the odds are against you, you even them up!

???: Oh..You didn't know!?...Your ass betta caaaaaaaaaaall sooooooomeboooody!

•The Road Dogg walks out onto the stage with a microphone as the fans give him a huge ovation. He and Mr. Ass embrace and they walk down the ramp.•

Road Dogg: You daaaaaaaamn right! The Road Dogg, Jesse James, back here kickin' it with the New Age Outlaws and D-Generation X...

•The Road Dogg walks up the ring steps as Billy Gunn pulls himself onto the apron. They pose in the center of the ring as the fans are "marking out".•

Road Dogg: Laaaaaaaaadies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages.. D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the best god damned tag team in the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD...The Road Dogg, Jesse James, The Bad Ass, Billy Gunn.. The NEW..AGE..OUTLAWS!!

•Road Dogg tosses the mic over to Gunn.•

Mr. Ass: And if you aint down with that, we got TWO WOOOORDS for ya...

•Gunn drops the mic as the crowd finishes his sentence for him. The New Age Outlaws run at the Hardys and the match is on. Gunn and Matt fall over the top rope while Road Dogg backs Jeff into the corner. He punches him a few times and then backs away. He dances a little and knocks Jeff to the mat with a right hand. He pulls him up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. He knocks him down with a clothesline and then bounces himself off of the ropes. He does his patented knee-drop and covers. 1...2... NO! Jeff got his shoulder up. Road Dogg pulls Jeff up and drags him to his corner of the ring. The Road Dogg makes the tag to Mr. Ass who kicks Jeff in the gut and hooks him for a piledriver. He spikes him down to the mat and hops to his feet. He peels off his D-X shirt and throws it out into the crowd. He picks Jeff up and whips him into the ropes. Jeff bounces back and gets knocked to the mat with a dropkick. Mr. Ass covers him but Jeff gets his shoulder up. Gunn picks up one of Jeff's legs and stomps at the back of it. He drops an elbow onto Jeff's crotch.•

Torrie Wilson: Oh my heck!

Cameron Cade: That's gonna leave a mark.

Torrie Wilson: Is Jeff wearing a glass?

Cameron Cade: Say what?

Torrie Wilson: To protect his you-know-who from being you-know-what...

Cameron Cade: A cup?

Torrie Wilson: Oh.. That's what they're calling it now-a-days?

•Gunn pulls Jeff up and pushes him into the corner. He kicks him a few times and then grabs him by his hair. He whops him into the ropes but Jeff reverses it and sends Mr. Ass in. He drops him to the mat with a spinning heel kick. Jeff crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Matt. Matt hops into the ring and meets Mr. Ass with a series of right hands. He backs Gunn into the ropes and bounces him off. He takes him down to the mat with a dropkick. He covers him but Mr. Ass gets up. Matt pulls him to his feet and hooks him for a suplex. Mr. Ass blocks it and drops Hardy to the mat with a suplex of his own. Gunn walks over to Road Dogg and makes the tag. The Road Dogg gets in the ring and pulls Matt up by his hair and whips him across the ring, into the corner. Matt bounces out of the turnbuckle and nails Jesse with a clothesline, sending him down to the mat. Mr. Ass gets into the ring and Matt dropkicks him down. Jeff climbs into the ring and he and Matt pick Mr. Ass up. They whip him into the ropes and drop him to the mat with a double clothesline. The Road Dogg gets up and runs at Matt. Matt punches him and then whips him into the turnbuckles. Matt gets down on all fours and Jeff runs to the opposite corner. He runs and hops off of Matt's back, nailing the Road Dogg with Poetry in Motion. Scott Hall jumps over the barricade and slides into the ring.•

Cameron Cade: What the hell is this!?

Torrie Wilson: This is Raw! And we're rawer than a baby's bottom!

Cameron Cade: Hall...

•Jeff Hardys turns around and sees Hall in the ring and he runs at him. Hall pulls a tazer out of his back pocket and he shoves it into Jeff's chest. Hardy falls to the mat, rolling around in pain. Matt gets to his feet but Hall tazes him before he can even try to do something. Hall grabs The Road Dogg out of the turnbuckle and places him between his legs. He signals for the Razor's Edge and lifts him up. He holds him up in the air and then drops him to the mat. Mr. Ass gets to his feet and slides into the ring. He knocks Hall in the back of the head with a forearm shot. He grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. He drops down to backbody drop him but Hall counters and tazes Gunn on the back. All four men are now laid out in the ring. Hall pulls a microphone out of his back pocket.•

Scott Hall: .....Hey yo! ...So this is what it feels like to take control of the W..W..F. It looks like this place is going to be easy to run.. out of business. Ya know, I got a buddy sittin' back at home right now, and he wants in on this. Ross...you want your little WWF to be around for a while, you meet OUR demands! At your next big show, me and my mang, we take on these four chumps for your tag titles. You've got no choice, chico. We started this invasion last night, and at the next show, chico, we're that much closer to completion!

•Hall walks out of the ring and out through the crowd. The camera cuts to backstage where JR is in his office. He's on the telephone and he doesn't look to pleased.•

Jim Ross: Where the hell is my security!? He got into my arena.. He can't be here! He can't b---

•Stephanie McMahon walks into Jim Ross' office with some security of her own.•

Stephanie McMahon: Hello JR.

Jim Ross: You have no right to be at my arena.

Stephanie McMahon: Actually Ross, I have these.

•Stephanie holds up a handful of backstage passes.•

Stephanie McMahon: And, seeing as daddy isn't in any condition to be at a wrestling show, he let me have them... me and my boys. So tonight, JR, like you just saw, we are here. And I can guarantee you that you haven't seen the last of us.

•Stephanie walks towards the door. She turns around and looks back to JR.•

Stephanie McMahon: Oh.. and Ross.. I think.. right about now.. you should look at your monitor.

•JR turns towards the television set. On the screen, Kevin Nash and Steve Corino are beating the hell out of security guards. Corino takes a lead pipe from the ground and bashes a guard over the head with it. Nash grabs one by his head and heaves him into a production truck. They walk off, leaving a pile of about 15 or 20 guys laying.•

Stephanie McMahon: It looks to me like we've made our point.

•Stephanie walks out of JR's office. He takes a seat at his desk and turns the television set off.•

Cameron Cade: I--I don't know what to say...

Torrie Wilson: *pop*

Cameron Cade: ..My thoughts.. exactly.

•"If ya smeeeeeell.. What the Rock.. Is cookin'!" The Rock walks out onto the stage, receiving a massive amount of heat. He walks down the aisle and hops onto the ring apron. He climbs to the top rope and whips off his sunglasses, looking out into the sea of fans. The Rock's music cuts off in the middle of his posing and he turns his attention to the entrance stage. Randy Orton's theme hits the speakers and he walks out onto the stage with Trish. The fans give the two a huge ovation as they walk down the ramp. Orton hops onto the apron and helps Trish up. She gives him a kiss.•

Cameron Cade: The Rock taking on Randy Orton in a non-title match..

Torrie Wilson: What was Trish kissin' on my man for?

Cameron Cade: It looked to me like Randy was kissing her back, honey.

Torrie Wilson: Pffft.. He was only being nice.

•Orton steps through the ropes and turns his back to talk to Trish. The Rock rushes at him and turns him around. Orton blocks one of Rocky's punches and nails him with his own. He hits him a few more times and bounces him off the ropes. He drops him to the mat with a dropkick. The Rock is right back up to his feet and Orton drops him back down with a DDT. He goes for the cover. 1..2. NO. The Rock gets up. He rolls to the outside of the ring and Orton follows him. The Rock punches Orton once and then Randy punches The Rock back. They get into a slugfest which is won by Orton, causing The Rock to slide back into the ring. As Orton climbs onto the apron, The Rock raises a knee to his midsection. He pulls him through the ropes and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Orton turns around and The Rock punches him a few times. He goes to whip Orton across the ring but Randy reverses it and sends The Rock in. Rocky bounces out of the turnbuckle and walks into a Press Slam. Orton drops him to the mat and goes for the cover. 1..2.. NO! The Rock kicks out. Orton pulls The Rock to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He drops him to the mat with a back elbow. He picks him up again and scoop slams him near the corner. Orton climbs to the second rope but The Rock gets to his feet. He punches Orton a few times causing him to lose his balance. Rocky climbs to the top with him and hooks him for a suplex. Orton blocks it by holding onto the top rope, sending The Rock down. Orton stands on the top rope and waits for The Rock to get to his feet. When he does, Orton jumps off and nails a flying cross body. He goes for the cover.•

Cameron Cade: Look at the hang time that Orton just got.

Torrie Wilson: Yeah, *pop* I heard that he was hung too.

Cameron Cade: Umm...ok...

•The Rock continues to kick out. Orton and The Rock both get to their feet and Orton runs at Miavia. The Rock ducks down and sends Orton flying over the top rope. The Rock climbs out of the ring and begins stomping on Orton's knee. He picks him up and whips him into the steel steps. The Rock slides into the ring and breaks the count. He slides back out and slides Orton under the bottom rope. The Rock gets into the ring and goes back to beating on Orton's knee. He stomps it as Randy tries to get to his feet. The Rock picks Orton's leg up and drops an elbow onto it. He pulls Orton's leg over to the ring ropes and lays it on the bottom one. He steps on it and then drops an elbow onto it. He pulls Orton to his feet and leans him against the top rope. He punches him but Orton returns a punch. The Rock punches him again and Orton punches him right back. The Rock lifts a knee into Orton's mid-section and then whips him into the ropes. He drops him to the mat with a flying clothesline.•

Cameron Cade: The Rock taking it to Randy Orton in this match.

Torrie Wilson: Hey Cade.. I got a preposition for ya.. If Randy wins, you gotta take me back to the Cassidy's.

Cameron Cade: You got a preposition for me? Well I've got a PROPosition for you.. If Randy wins, I'll take you back to their house for dinner. Did you like it there?

Torrie Wilson: Omigod, YES! When they went and got us Checkers, Yummy! I love Checkers, Cade! Did ya know that? *pop*

•The Rock gets to his feet and he pulls Orton up as well. He punches him a few times and whips him into the ropes. Orton reverses it and sends The Rock in. He drops Rock to the mat with a tilt-a-whirl powerbomb. He covers. 1...2... NO! Orton gets to his feet and pushes Rock into the corner. He punches him and then whips him across the ring. He runs at him and takes his head off with a clothesline. The Rock stumbles out of the turnbuckle and Orton takes his head off with a side kick. Orton goes for the cover but gets off when he sees a man walking down the aisle towards Trish. Orton hops out of the ring and walks over to the man. He's carrying a golden rose. Trish looks at the man and asks if the rose is for her. He shakes his head and gives the rose to Randy. Orton looks at the rose and smirks. Trish doesn't look too happy. The referee has started a count-out which Randy hasn't noticed. When he looks at Trish and sees that she isn't happy, he loses the smirk. He gives the rose to her but she doesn't want it. She turns around and walks up the ramp, Randy following close behind. The referee raises the hand of Rocky Miavia and awards him the match. Hulk Hogan walks out onto the stage applauding.•

•The camera cuts to the parking lot where Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are walking amongst the cars. They don't see that a camera is following them. Nash pushes Hall out of the way as a car speeds past them, blowing the horn. Their eyes follow the car as it leaves the arena. Nash walks away and Hall follows him. They stop when they come to a car. The license plate reads "WWFOWNR".•

Kevin Nash: I think this is the one..

•Hall laughs as Nash walks off. He returns carrying two lead pipes. He tosses one to Hall who swings it around in the air like a baton. Nash takes a swing with the pipe, knocking out one of the tail-lights. Hall swings and takes off one of the side mirrors. Nash backs away and kicks through the back window. Hall smashes the pipe across the windshield as Nash kicks dents into the side of the car. Hall throws his pipe into the car. A siren is heard throughout the parking lot and Nash and Hall run off, leaving the car smashes to pieces.•

Cameron Cade: Would somebody please stop them!?

Torrie Wilson: Don't you think if they could be stopped someone would have by now?

Cameron Cade: The bastards have gone through our security, and there's not a damned thing we can do about it because Stephanie's father gave her passes to be at the arena tonight.

Torrie Wilson: Do you think that Mr. McMahon---

Cameron Cade: I don't know what to think, Torrie. Let's just get on with the show.

•"Lux Aeterna" hits the speakers and the lights in the arena dim. A smoke fills the entrance stage as Mankind makes his way out from behind the curtain. The fans hate this man and they let him know it. He slides under the bottom rope and sits in the corner, rocking back and forth. Mankind's music cuts off and fire shoots out of the entrance stage. Kane walks out onto the stage and down the ramp as the fans cheer for him. He pulls himself onto the ring apron and steps over the top rope. He raises his arms into the air and drops them down, fire shooting out of the ring posts. He turns to look at Mankind who is still rocking back and forth. He stalks over to him and continues looking at him. Mankind looks up at him and then lunges for him, taking him down to the mat. He beats on Kane's head with punches and then grabs Kane hair, banging his head into the ring mat. He picks Kane up by his hair and pushes him out of the ring. He kicks him a few times and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a trash can lid. He turns around but Kane is back to his feet. Mankind runs at him and Kane kicks him square in the head. Mankind stumbles backward and Kane runs at him. He nails him with a clothesline which sends Mankind crashing into the steel steps. Kane picks a piece of them up and drops it on top of Mankind. He pulls Mankind to his feet and pushes him into the ring. Kane climbs onto the ring apron and tries to get in but Mankind runs at him and knocks him off, sending him back to the arena floor. Mankind climbs through the ropes and stands on the apron. He runs alongside the ring and drops an elbow onto Kane.•

Cameron Cade: That man is a freak! Jesus..

Torrie Wilson: I'm going to start calling you Mary.

Cameron Cade: Why?

Torrie Wilson: Because you keep calling me Jesus.

•Mankind gets to his feet and he digs under the ring for something. He pulls out a fire extinguisher. He waits for Kane to get up and he runs at him. Kane gets his foot up and kicks the fire extinguisher into Mankind's face. Kane grabs the extinguisher from him and sets it off, sending smoke in Mankind's general direction. Paul Bearer appears at the top of the ramp and he walks down to ringside. Kane pulls Mankind to his feet and sends him into the ring post. He runs at him but Foley moves out of the way and grabs Kane by the head. He smashes Kane's head into the ring post repeatedly. He slides Kane under the bottom rope and turns his attention to Paul Bearer. He stalks over to him. Bearer trips over the fire extinguisher and falls to the ground. Mankind grabs him by the throat and pulls him to his feet. He slides him into the ring. Bearer backs himself into a corner. Kane sits up and turns his head to look at Mankind. He gets to his feet and follows Mankind as he gets closer to Paul Bearer. Bearer points behind Mankind causing him to turn around. Kane grabs Foley by the throat and pulls him out of the corner. He lifts him into the air and drops him to the mat with a chokeslam. Kane rips off his mask.•

Cameron Cade: Well would you look at that.

Torrie Wilson: So he and the Undertaker are twins!

Cameron Cade: No Torrie, that is The Undertaker!

Torrie Wilson: The Undertaker was Kane?

Cameron Cade: No.. Kane was The Undertaker.

Torrie Wilson: Well when they were on TV at the same time, how did they do that?

Cameron Cade: Torrie, try to follow me here.. Kane and The Undertaker are two diff..

Torrie Wilson: *pop*

Cameron Cade: ...Forget it.

•The Undertaker picks Mankind up by his hair and positions him for a Tombstone. He drops him to the mat and places Mankind's arms across his chest. The lights in the arena go out as a funeral bell tolls. When they come back on, both The Undertaker and Paul Bearer are nowhere to be seen.•

•The camera cuts to Randy Orton and Trish Stratus walking to their locker room. Randy is still trying to explain to Trish that he doesn't know anything about the rose.•

Randy Orton: Come on Trish.. I told you already.. I don't know what that was!

Trish Stratus: You sure did seem happy to get the damn flower.

Randy Orton: Well, aren't you happy when I send you flowers?

Trish Stratus: I'm happy because I know that they're from you. You were happy knowing that it wasn't from me.

•Trish opens the door to their locker room. She lets out a gasp as she and Randy walk in. Gold flowers are EVERYWHERE. In the middle of the room, a golden candle is burning. A note is placed on a table near the door. It's addressed to Orton but Trish picks it up and begins reading.•

Trish Stratus: Hello Beautiful... I hope you like the room... *mumbling the rest of the letter to herself* Signed, Your..TRUE..LOVE!? What the hell is this Randy!?

Randy Orton: Trish, I swear to you I don't know who the hell this is!

Trish Stratus: Well they obviously know you!

Randy Orton: Trish just listen to me! I have no reason to lie to you.. I..I love you..

•Trish drops the note on the ground and wraps her arms around Randy's neck. The two share a kiss as the camera cuts to Jim Ross' office. Stephanie McMahon is standing by the door. Steve Corino walks out off the office with a smile on his face.•

Stephanie McMahon: Did you get what you wanted?

•Corino nods and the two walk off.•

Cameron Cade: NOW what are they doing?

Torrie Wilson: They just left JR's office.

Cameron Cade: Torrie.. Do you ev..

Torrie Wilson: Hey! If you can't say something nice about somebody then don't say anything at all.

Cameron Cade: All I was going to ask was if you ever stopped chewing your gum.

Torrie Wilson: Of course not! *pop* It's like a good work-out for your mouth muscles.

Cameron Cade: Wanna know what else is good for working the muscles in your mouth?

Torrie Wilson: What's that Cade?

Cameron Cade: I'll tell you later tonight. Right now, we've got Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam in a steel cage.

•"Walk" by Pantera hits the speakers as Rob Van Dam walks out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp as the fans cheer for him. He does his pose before hopping into the ring. The Y2J countdown appears on the titantron, cutting off RVD's music. The lights go out and pyro shoots off the stage. Chris Jericho appears on stage with his arms outstretched. He turns around and walks down the ramp as the fans go wild. He climbs up the ring steps and gets into the ring. Earl Hebner walks over to the cage door and locks it shut. Jericho climbs to the turnbuckle and poses for the fans. When he hops down, RVD is right behind him to the start the match. He punches Jericho a few times, backing him into the corner. He backs away letting Jericho get out, and runs at him with a clothesline. Jericho ducks under it and begins nailing RVD with punches. He whips him off the ropes but RVD reverses it and sends Jericho in. Jericho bounces back and knocks RVD down to the mat with a Thesz Press. He sits on top of Van Dam and nails him repeatedly with punches. He gets up and bounces himself off of the ropes, nailing a Lionsault early on in the match. He picks Van Dam up and whips him into the ropes. RVD reverses it and drops Jericho to the mat with a neckbreaker. Van Dam gets up at the same time that Jericho does. Jericho runs at him but Van Dam hops over him, sending him into the turnbuckles. Jericho bounces out and Van Dam drops him to the mat with a bulldog. RVD runs against the ropes and nails Rolling Thunder. He picks Jericho up and pushes him into the turnbuckles. He runs at him but Jericho moves out of the way. RVD crashes into the corner and Jericho grabs him by his hair, dropping him to the mat with a DDT. He picks Van Dam up and places his neck on the middle rope. He bounces himself off the opposite ropes and lands on RVD's neck, grinding his head into the cage in the process. He picks Van Dam up and seats him on the top rope. Jericho climbs up with him and hooks RVD for a superplex. He lifts him up and drives him into the mat with the suplex. He rolls over on top of RVD. 1...2... NO! Van Dam got his shoulder up. Jericho slowly gets to his feet and picks Van Dam up too. Jericho goes for a punch but RVD blocks it and nails Jericho with a right hand. He hits him a few more times and then bounces him off the ropes. Jericho reverses it and bounces RVD off, going for a clothesline. RVD ducks under it and drops Jericho to the mat with a flying shoulder block. Jericho gets right back to his feet, as does RVD. RVD once again bounces him off the ropes and this time nails a belly to belly suplex. He picks Jericho up and slams him down to the mat. He climbs to the top rope and signals for the five-star frog splash.•

Cameron Cade: If he nails this it could be over!

•RVD leaps off the top rope. Y2J moves out of the way causing Van Dam to land hard on the mat. Jericho pulls himself to his feet and slowly walks over to RVD. He picks him up and leans him against the top rope. Jericho walks across the ring and bounces himself off the ropes. He goes for a cross body block but RVD ducks down, causing Jericho to nail the cage. Van Dam gets to his feet and picks Jericho up. He whips him across the ring and ducks down, going for a back body drop. Jericho grabs RVD's head and places it between his legs. He lifts him into the air and drops him to the mat with a powerbomb. He holds on and picks RVD up for another one. He nails him with it and goes for another. RVD fights out of it and frankensteins Jericho to the mat. He rolls over and grabs Jericho's leg. 1...2... NO! Jericho barely getting his shoulder up. Steve Corino hops over the ring barrier with Stephanie McMahon following him close behind.•

Cameron Cade: What are they doing!? God dammit get them out of here!

•Steve Corino pulls a set of keys out of his pocket and starts fooling with the lock on the cage door. He opens the lock and swings the cage door open. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall climb over the ring barrier. Cameron Cade gets up from the announce position and throws his headset down. He walks over to Hall and swings him around. He nails him in the head with a stiff right hand. Hall stumbles back and Cade nails him again. Nash runs behind Cade and knocks him down with a forearm shot. Nash picks Cade up and puts him between his legs. He picks him up and Jacknifes him through the announce table. Torrie runs up to Nash and begins punching him in the stomach. Nash grabs her by her hair and tosses her into the guard railing. He and Scott Hall climb into the ring with Corino and Steph. Nash closes the cage door and locks it shut. Steve Corino picks up Chris Jericho and bounces him off the ring ropes. He takes his head off with a superkick. Hall pulls his tazer out of his pocket and tazes Jericho with it. They all look at RVD and point at Jericho. Van Dam covers him. 1...2...3! Rob Van Dam is the WWF's champion. Stephanie McMahon hands him the world title and points at him while clapping. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall continue beating on Jericho while Corino and Stephanie point at Van Dam, who is still holding the title. Stephanie turns away and RVD knocks Corino in the head with the world title. Nash turns around and runs at Van Dam. RVD ducks under a clothesline and kicks Nash in the head. He picks up his title and knocks Nash down to the mat with it. Hall walks behind RVD and tazes him in the back. He drops the tazer and takes the belt from Van Dam. He turns RVD around and smashes him across the face with it. Corino gets up and he and Hall take turns beating on RVD. Nash gets up and walks back over to Jericho. Earl Hebner tries to get in the way but Nash just pushes him out of the way. Nash puts Jericho between his legs and Jacknifes him down to the mat. Hall holds RVD up for Corino while he nails him, repeatedly, with the world title belt. The WWF roster rushes down the ramp and begin scaling the cage. Nash and Hall kick at their fingers, knocking them off the side of the cage. Jeff Hardy somehow makes his way up to the top of the cage and he jumps down onto Nash. Nash catches him on his shoulder and throws him like a dart into the side of the cage. Corino and Hall pick up RVD and put the world title around his waist. They let him fall to the mat. Superstars continue trying to climb up the cage while the four in the ring kick at their fingers to make sure that doesn't happen.•