7:21am Monday 10th November 03'
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I've done the new site, i'll rarely be doing anything on here so i guess The Terrible Truth Version 3 is dead. Go and look at the new site, and join the Forum, because i say so.

Good night yo'rl.

9:38pm Wednesday 5th November 03'
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Haha, fantastic, I got the stuff sorted for the new hosting done now, I just gotta figure out how the thing works, I got new code and its all pretty and such. Just gotta sort out addresses and blah blah and make viewer windows etc. Dunno how many blogs there are gonna be on here from now, probable until the new ones going so anytime between a week and a month (I'm a god damn perfectionist).

So look forward to fuckshitpiss.gotorion.com Coz i'll be busy beavering away making it as soon as I'm home, coz I'm at Meh Chloebelle's.

Vivid was slightly amusing, I have no idea what happened after about 12 ? Oh, Happy Birthday missy J. Erm I like meat. I'm being fed meat. My GF cooks good meat. Mmm Meat.

No you don't... I don't let you

12:55am 1st November 03'
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Heh, The Terrible Truth is moving/dying and rising from the steaming shit like a stinky phoenix.

The dude that owns GotOrion.com is gonna host me, Sweet as, so me and The Hippie Farmer are gonna build a proper site, tryna decide what to call it...

Just don't know yet, guess I'd better learn PHP shit and I got Flash MX but I can't get my head round the cunt. Hmm much much work to be done, we shall lay it out correctly ??? aswell, Club guides and random bollox about currant issues, coz shit, all we do is go out and club it every week and talk shit, so onto the net it shall go. Papa smurf's gonna lick yo ass.

Anyways, much shit doing tonight while the hippie sleeps, yep, i got a lift here, and now as always i'm gonna be sitting up till 7am while he snores and farts, and i'll be chatting shit to ppl and figuring out MX, and playing crap on Ejay. Tomorrow i'm off to Dursty's, coz i'm getting the boot out of here at 11am when the hippie goes to work, he'll be so pleased to see my pretty face in the morning, he should be glad, i come baring gifts of Luti Kriss on CD :P

Erm, thats enough blogging for now me thinks, theres no lean mat in front of the keyboard, its starting to ware away my wrists.

7:54pm Monday 27th October 03' [EDIT: Tuesday 28/10/03]
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So analfire has decide to splatter adverts all over everything, thus ruining page lay outs and generally making everything look shit, so thats now 3 to 4 adverts on every page now, 2 pop-ups, one in the frame, one on the frame.

And thats also fucked up any idea of making the local club guide web ring IJSW.cjb.net (itsjustsowrong).

Anyway, they'll probably just delet my site again because i e-mailed a complaint, if they do i'll get rather annoyed coz theres shit on here i worked hard at doing and some of my files are only on my webshell. Either way I'm really fucked off about it. ASS

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I believe the correct responce is...

EAT MY ASS

Where the fuck is Hannah, i miss my cuddle buddy.

Vikki's coming round tomorrow too, before i go out, ain't seen her in ages either, generally what the fuck has happened to our Clan over the last few months, no one does anything anymore, no one phones, txts, mails, we just sit about and bitch. *gives up*

3:20am Monday/Tuesday 21st October 03'
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Guess I should do some form of constructive blog now, i wish someone would randomly give me a host so i could cane the shit out of whatever was on my mind, or to simply ramble about crap that amuses me, i think analfire.poo are getting bored with my referances to faeces and my antic towards fire and explosions, but they can atlest forgive moi for november 5th, coz me and the bruvs are gonna blow some shit up and use the almighty 'cock rock' some gutter pipe and rockets is all you need (please note this is a bad idea, and genital armour should be worn).

No doubt Me, Dursty, Alz, Lanky, The Tank and Dyl will be out blowing shit up and busting the move on and off all night, hoo hum all fun, like scat worship without the smells and mess.

I gave birth to a Potato boy earlier, my ass hurtz, but the Misses is overwhelmed. It all started when stray midichlorians from Chloes butt got into my intestinal tract, god (and my cat) only knows how they got there, and a potato was concieved, to cut a short story shorter, i curled out a child. The End.

Erm, off to Freak tomorrow night me thinks, gotta get PUBLIC transport there for the first time in ages, gonna go with Alz, that'll soften the blow, shit, the bus, with the 'mundanes' sitting around me like faceless retards, ass.

Then friday Cyrus and The New Tom Cruise Film are playing in Chelmbo, so hopefully will go see.

Not much else to say really, eh no sex for 3 hole days, i haven't farted for 24 minites, and I think panda's are gay.

Fist fuck

5:00am Friday 17th October 03'
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Look a blog HUZZAH

Erm yeah so i went to cambridge, twaz Me, Choe, Laura and dursty [insert round up] ...

DVD's, Sex, 55 degree C bathroom, Shrooms, Drunk, food, sex, sleep, PSX, sex, fuckshit...., fuck....piss, Tantrums, crying, Sex

... [end insert] erm so its well early, i have meh Chloebelle here but shes asleep, i'm waffling to tink on MSN she dislikes my attitude to northerns, but likes me sending her animal porn, we were debating it for some time, like 1 minites or summink LOL, its just funny as fuck that some ppl are so gagging for money that they'll gag on an animal penis, can't they just slp with ugly ppl, or eurg, anything but amusing fido and surgar, hehe i just told her about an old site thats dead now, Fuckawartycock.com, sad but hilarious none the less, like 'Ooo shes pretty, erm, thats an oldman grey willy i her mouth, she isn't pretty anymore'

FUCK IT, i'm gonna stop this or i'll just real off loads of nasty shit that makes me laugh and ours sick, hehe i'm such an upstanding citizen.

SCATBABES, monkey enema, Me and the misses are going to lakey tomorrow to meet up with sarra, seen her once in the last year, so it'll be nice, plus shes dyed her hair dark *yum*.

anyway, i shall do a better blog when i can be bothered to, Lataz.

9:00am Tuesday 6th October 03'
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Gahkt, its sily early in the morning, i've just stopped hallucinating pink wellies, so much stuff happened OMFG, i'll write it all down when i can see straight.

For now make do with...
CrackWhores, another shoe, a mop, and weights bench back rest, a mag, an old womans skirt, a hat, some pantz, a pull over, a pen, a stone that looks like a potato for Meh Chloebelle, Being gay and running awayfrom fit bird chatting me up, climbing on top of things, haha the skip, the old man that had a hat (thats now in durstys car), tramps, bog roll, more crackwhores, black dude singing into his phone like a prick, GET YOU HANDS OFF OF MY ANUS MOTHER FUCKER, Keeerrrweeerr.

I'm gonna get fucko'd tonight at Freak too HUZZAH.

Haha i do believe i taught Lanky ben how to use a boe (big long stick to fight with if you don't know) in true original fashion, with stances and technique, WEARING A FUCKING SKIRT AND TURBAN, which is odd, coz i started the night as a vicar ?

Anyhow, I'm gonna watch some disturbing porn then go to sleep.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOEBELLE

Theres blood coming out of my nose ? i have no recollection of this ?

7:16pm Sunday 5th October 03'
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Heh, got some flash film from faceparty.com but it dont work on here ??? anyway

So tis my birthday today, 22 years of being bored and angry.

well off to brighton tomorrow night for 'Home Wreaker' the hardcore night at The Brighton Glouster, gonna go down there with Dursty and the hippie, its a black suite white tie affair LOL. i just got back from Meh Chloes coz i had a birthday treat lastnight, and she mae me a cake ###. anyway, now i gotta make some white ties for tomorrow, fix my hair and sort mah shiznit out so i dont have to tomorrow, Lataz Children.

5:52am Sunday 28th September 03'
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Ever wondered why I always have such fantastic perfect hair, LOL it's in my gene's, here's my mum in 1982 when she was my age.

1:05pm Wednesday 24th September 03'
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Heh Brighton, hmm now remind me why they like me there despite my nastiness OH YES because i cause havoc and giggle HAHAHA FUCKFLAP, so we got to this club after walking about for about 30 minutes, i got some directions off a random canadian chick that was haha one of the most fucking gorgeous specimins of humanity i have ever clamped eyes on LOL, err, yeah so we got there and it was pretty boring for about an hour while it filled up, but i asked the DJ for some poison the well and the bitch played it (sweet), eventually got found by shaz and her mates, i slowly became drunk, danced alittle bit, if there was more metal inplace of the random 'party songs' they did it would have been better, but the DJ was pretty cool coz then i asked for HateBreed and i got that too LOL.

So there we are merry pitting to HateBreed, within our own little circle 'YES thats called a WINDMILL mother fucker' and some giant dude keep purposely just running in to the pit and diving on ppl, the nob. And have you guessed what happens next, yep the same thing that always happens with me and goliath sized dick heads, we collieded, mostly his big curry dust hand in my pretty face, my angry dancing became little old me lifting the cunt from his feet as i launched him across the dance floor into the crowd watching, hehe...

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet.... now is the time him to fly from his feet.

I will be heard... YES I will be heard Roaring and slamming in to the cunt at 80mph BITCH

Don't annoy me, I'm quick to anger, esspecially if they are somewhat larger than me HAHAHAHA BITCH YUZ OWNED. Luckily as i turned my back i saw Durstys face light up (Square my six fella) and i know what that means (expirence), i steaded myself for the Group running towards my back 'STOVE' i turned round with the face of pure hate to see a erm ??? slightly annoyed Mahat Ma Gandi in a fluffy puffa jacket LOL i seriously thought his eyes were goingt o pop out haha. Then i readied myself for the 'Connect' but the bouncers spoiled my fun. Some little bulldog build bloke came over to me while his buds created a small circle round the illegal immagrant party poopers and leaned towards me and said "its alright mate, we'll chuck the paki's out, don't worry about it, fucking imo's" I smirked, i noticed the Valanté badge on his jacket (remembers nazi valanté from london hovels. Far enough, can i dance now LOL. I think that brings my pointz up to 16.

Then i got acousted by some little goth chick that was peering at me all night, i was pissed but i remember you name LOL Emo, we chatted shit and then her ex boy friends kept coming over in a 'displeased' manner, oh well, here the spoon of instigation, now eat my arse.

Slowly ppl started dissappearing and i did my good byes and we walked back to the car, then light a beacon of wonderin the darkness i found, THE SHOE OF HARMONY, a fucking size 14 shoe, on its own, just laying in the road (now its in Durstys car haha). Then Durstys erupted into laughter, it was a flat pigeon, guts squirted from its anus, brains burting from its eye sockets, and after scientific methods of poking, i deducted that it was fresh, within the last 3 hours, Mmm juicey.

Blah, got back to the car and went to Shaz's to leave her a little prezzy LOL My name is professor Steven Hawkins and i'd like to tell you about the universe but i'm masturbating with a robotic feather duster. We went to the beach, looked at the stars, its so dark away from london, we could see the milky way,thats the side view of the plain of our galaxy if you didn't know, we being on the orion arm od sagitarius... hehe nerd, took ranom photo's posing on beach huts and rocks, it was cold, bitterly cold, got a grab of Linda's discharge (i love that place), and took cheesey photo's of us doing gay faces, hell it was 4am what else could we do.

Got to Grays at 5am and as i unlocked the door i found that mummy dear had put the chain on, AHHH i ran back to catch Dursty and spent the night on his floor, with my drunken headache, hurty jaw and freezing balls. poop, so now im going home and meeting Meh Chloe, i haven't seen her for a week :( but now i have her for the day :) *Goes and gets ice cream* (how can you eat that shit 'ouch').

Will have random photos at some point, and i'll put them uphere.

"That bouncers my ex-fiancé i think his annoyed at you"
"Oh joy"

Shaz just said her mate Lucinda thinks im cute Awwww, it that why you gave me random things LOL dirty

1:12am Monday/Tuesday 23th September 03'
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Went to Durstys earlier, he randomly decided that we should go and check out that new club in dartford ZEN (were ppl get murdered and raped) and after a mild detour to south london 'NOOOO the last exit not this one.... oh dear' and erm yeah so we got there, and haha it was almost completely devoid of life, like 20 ppl including the bar staff, two yes TWO chicks, one of them asked me to dance, i respectfully said NO to her scatty music. I asked for hardcore, i got hardcore LOL. If there were a decent amount of ppl there then it would of been cool, they actually played good shit, HAHAHA@ the little pre-pubesent boys bobbing up and down to the music, how they stared in awe at me and Dursty.

Tom gave us free passes for us and 'guests' anytime we go again, we said we'd mobilise some peeps next time, and i mentioned a DJ spot, and he said 'yeah' haha cool :P

And now for a night of Google images searchs for Retards, dead iraqi's and cheese.

Happy Birthday Steph, yes i remembered, about 2 seconds ago, sorry, i'll phone you # # #

Haha i had a dream earlier, foresight is a wonderful wonderful brilliant thing

4:22pm Saturday 20th September 03'
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ha ha youve been anally invaded by DURSTY!!!

Blah, i'm was in a pants mood yesterday, Meh Chloes angry at me coz i promised Roz i'd take her to brighton on the next road trip, Blood from a stone, nuting to worry about,Blah.

So monday shes coming down from ilford and dossing here and then tuesday we're all heading off for the 55 minutes drive, find an oldman pub and play pool till we meet up with Anni and Shaz (and whatever she brings intow), haha Me and Dursty haven't gone on a trip for ages. Its gonna be sweet :D

OH I FORGOT, Me, Dursty, Greg and miss J went out down to the sea wall lastnight, dossed about, i looked at the giant pylon that holds the cables above the thames over to kent, and remembered when i climbed it a few years ago, WHAT THE GOLLY FUCK did i do that for, its a quater of a mile high, i sat on the deck at the top and the horizen at that altitude is 40 miles, i remember looking around, then realising that it was swaying about 10 metre's in either direction with the wind, this is the point where my gut said I really don't want to be here i flaked out and went white, i sat there for hours till i had the constitution to stand and make the 30 minute decent. Memories LOL nasty, i WILL go up there again one day, with a camera this time. jesus christ on a stcik, why do i do these things, hehe adrenaline mi'tinx :P

1:26pm Friday 19th September 03'
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Does anyone know anything about dreams ? I keep having this reaccuring dream, eveeyother day or 3 days apart blah blah and so on. here it is...

I walking through the portculis of a castle, i know it, i feel like i know it well and i'm not even bothered to look around at the specticle, i go inside and its all big woven drapes and stonework walls roaring fireplaces and its full of hundreds of girls, it seems that everyone of them is someone i've porked/fucked/pulled/ whatever, old girlfriends, randoms, fuckbuddys, ppl i've random got off with, one night stands the lot, the place is jammed full of my back catalogue. i'm pushing my way through, they aren't talking to me ??? i wander around, there everywhere, i go up some spiral staircase and theres another bi room atthe top of the tower and when i look at them, their faces are blurred and disfigured, weird...

Now i dunno what its supposed to mean but im guess the blurry faced ones are the ones i porked but barely remember due to being pissed and stuff ??? oddness, can anyone shed some light on what the golly fuck my brain is telling me !!!

11:50am Tuesday 16th September 03'
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I'm babysiting my little brother, he's evil, keeps saying his gonna pee on the cat ?

Hehe i got abit mollusced lastnight, i woke up to find i had written this, well in a slightly editted form anyway...

Ha ha ha mother fuckers, i actually had a good time at coma, even though its a fucking pile of shite, i got hugs and kisses left right and centre, smokes and booze, which makes methink, WHO AM I, i'm fucking 'Grandpa clubber' odd to think that ppl my age and older look at me as the old hand, wel thats how it feels, i am no one, and someone, you will respect me, or i will fucking dig your eyes out, i saw Zanna my ex for the first time in about 4 months, i missed her, i couldn't put her down for ten minutes, shes one of them ppl you cant help but love being around, that, and the fact thats shes hot and smells fantastic as always :P

FUCKING BBLAAARRG i feel funny, im sleepy but not tired, im droopy but FUCKING WIRED.

Please for the love of god don't be allergic to baby gravey

Had an extended chat with Roz, twoz nice, im gonna drag her down brighton clubbing with me, i promised her months ago that i would, and now i am. Ahem, vikki ???, I've made Hannah my 'Cuddle buddy' i decided she will hug me lots when im clubbing, and sit in small corners, i said i'd make a little furry purple box with stars on it for her to live in like a carry case, and fed her cracker, and if shes good, she'll get to watch Trisha in the mornings. My prefrontal cortex is buzzing like a lightbulb, and theres random flashes of light in my eyes, theres random electricity leaking into my optic nerves, rather nice actually. SCAT.

JIZZ BLIMPS

Blurb, i just ate some meat balls, they were rank, i gobbed some in the cats face, she didnt like it either, so, that fact that the cat WOULD NOT eat them, but does like it when i fart in its fucking stupid hairy face, seems to suggest that cambells meat balls are less favourable than scat gas.

SCAT GAS

HAHAHAHA i am impressed with my own mind, what a fucking fantastic word. RRAARR Brighton, beat up faggots, acost young ladies for a drink, then scarper with said berverage, Dance like a bastard, get fucko'd, break some things, and possibly burn so stuff too, human turds often make me giggle, esspecially when they are ablaze on the street haha. im going i've run out of things to say, well actually i haven't i got a fucking cum wad of things but its neither the time nor the place...

There was other shit, and some that didn't needed to be sounded here, or mearly reworded, but i'm the daddy of this site so i recommend if you wish to whinge about it that you get a mouthful of sherbut and suck my ballz, OOoo tingly.

1:57am Monday 15th September 03'
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Hehehe Fun, and if your here reading this, then you ain't doing what i just did *Laughs@U*

3:04pm Sunday 14th September 03'
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So blah, i went to sleep about 4am lastnight after talking to a drunk Annibubs, and woke up early to get on with the slave labour my mother has given me and she seemed to have forgotten to inform me that the hill i would be moving, was actually a giant pulsating colony of red antz, i found this out after thinking "My god is hot, i'm burning all over" NO that would be a billion antz biting into my flesh, ok, so i removed several thousand and carried on, to get stung twice in the neck by a wasp, and then on the back of my neck by another one, then crack, my back went, i couldn't stand up straight, the anger boiled up and with one swift move i stood bolt upright and launched the wheel barrow with contents, into the air, now i'm having a coffee and writing this till i calm dowm, and mum, if you want me to dig that shit up, then wait for it to get cold, i hate the sun, i hate heat, and i hate being attacked by swarms of tiny biting/stinging bastards.

I'm supposed to have a ChloeBelle siting next to me, she isn't here though ? and Durstys coming round to get me and we're gonna wax his car up, coz he's got the Scor't {flying plymsole} back. Then maybe we can go get Meh chloe, hint hint.

8:25pm Saturday 13th September 03'
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I had a cool night last night, made Alzy a site went on his motor bike in the middle of the night without the lights on LOL, him on the back as we flew down oliver road at 50 wobbling about. Blah anyway ignoring that, I was in a good mood till about 30 minutes ago, just dunno, a few things going wrong/annoying me, has tipped the balance just enough, for me to hate everyone on this planet, so i waffle into the ether of the net, with an empassioned rage that you will seldom ever see or feel, and certainly never understand, my hands are shaking as i type, a bead of sweat is hanging from my nose, i want to put my face through the computer screen, i dont even know how im typing, im looking at the screen and not at my hands, they're just flickering away, im not even typing whats coming out, it just here. i want to go out, i want to see my chloe, i want to not have to do everything for everyone when i cant do it for myself, i want to kill someone and watch the life drain out of them so i can theive it from them somehow, even if only metaphorically.

I said i'll do it, i didn't say i'd fucking do it today

I have nothing to do, i have nothing to look forward to, im bored, people make me angry the second they ask me summink, i have no will to do anything unless it amuses me, i just want to sleep, or fuck off away from the skag pit that is essex, im going mad again and the only thing thats holding me back is dying away.

Be scared of me, i'm scared of myself

So i was gonna go with Dursty and Lanky to Schpunk@Secrets tonight, was gonna see Laura, Roz and Steph (my ex) and get huggles from Meh Chloe, but dursty decided to go to sleep for 24 hours, and then the money i was supposed to get didn't appear in my hand, so after i went ape shit (luckily no mother in the house) i calm down a little enough to write this, i'm now going to phone steph and say i can't come, Chloe won't go without me unless laura's there, and lanky is probably farting blood at home, i could go there, but mums gone out and left her phone, go idea *thumbs up*

I've been argueing with the dude that runs look its me, his admin staff, thats his mum and little sister, possibly his boyfriend too, have decided my altered pics are Cartoons, not pictures of me, this would include the catogary 'Picture with text on' this would also be classed as a cartoon and thus will be erased from your profile, the thing YOU PAY to have. HERE's A SPOON, EAT MY ASS.

ADDED: I just phoned Steph to say i couldn't come out tonight and see her, she sounded like EDIT, i hung up and i think i've broken my knuckles on the wall. EDIT that makes me sad.

8:41pm Thursday 11th September 03'
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I was a rather chipper mood was gonna write a nice little Blog about the weird random shit thats happened during the week, but now i want to tear someones bones out and stab them to death with them.
I forgot affection and trust makes you sick
So now, to amuse myself heres a relative of mine...

Funny that André Stitt is so similar to Andrew Stitt (thats me by the way)LOL, two sick cunts, i wonder how closely related we are ??? not that i'm a blood denched, junky satan worshippor or anything, but you gotta admit, it is all funny shit.

Now back to the usual shit, went to vivid on tuesday and got shitfaced they played some well good music, but i had to stay and look after my chloe coz she was having a bad night, after a while i got incredibly angry as i always do and bottled it til we got back to hers. hehe Ouch.

Got back to Grays the next evening and Me, dursty and the hippie went for a midnight walk down the sea wall that ended at 4am LOL after we decorated the walls with stuff and shouted SCAT into the darkness, i ain't been down there in years, was cool.

I have apparently misread peoples qualities my entire life, it seems that trust and loyalty are filthy and should be avoided at all costs, WOW cheers for the redirect Roz, i was so misguided by the other 6.4 billion people on this planet, i'm so glad you cleared that up for me. Someone take this glass away, I'm not my self again, i'm someone else again.

4:35pm Monday 8th September 03'
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I'm bored, and no, i'm still not going to do a proper blog yet, so here in stead is some of my preferences in music, LOVE IT...

Vivid Tomorrow, much silly drunkeness and anger :D

6:54pm Sunday 7th September 03'
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Hehe, go to Ernie's house of whoop ass, OMG then go to the TASTELESS tab its got loads of Turd based stories about unfortunate ppl LOL its the first time in weeks i've laughed so hard.

Erm, Scat.

12:09am friday/saturday 9th September 03'
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Not much has happened in the last few days, other than me passing out randomly, then did mums front garden sweated like a bitch *then got upto things* and went to sleep for a day. and then...

Fucking what the fuck ?

Months without contact, i thought she'd come to a bad end somewhere, but nope, shes still kicking, i wanna talk to her now, shit knows what i'd say, if i met up with her it would be just odd, Shit, i don't know what i'd do if she came back, it'll be like a fly to some shit, and i wouldnt be able to stop myself. Im a boobie.

3:36am Tuesday 2nd September 03'
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I spent the hole day prettifying my mums computer, its got XP and its all blue moulded minginess, so i skinned the cunt, then did my winamp and put a pic of Chloe i made the other week as background, then installed about 20 things i miss from my dads comp, and then have to crack and slash my way through the rips and licences *is naughty* i'm so very bored, heh, i've been staring at a screen all day making/fixing/building blah blah.

So in other words, today was a waste of my time, i might as well slept the hole way through, and the only thing i learned is 'I'm very good a everything' i did some IQ tests during the day and aced the all, general questionaires, specialist subjects, problem solving, 3D orientation, spacial awareness, and dual equations... funny how no one will give me a job init ???

My pretty computer desktop...

Dear god is tha the time, its 3:50am, when do i sleep ??? i gotta get up early tomorrow/today gotta get chloe from grays station and get back to babysit pinhead, beanhead and peahead till mum gets home, oh, and no Vivid for either, no cash, no lift, no point, hehe don't worry im sure there will be summink to do there without me, like dance without the fear of me giving you a kicking :D

Farmer Glitter turned round to the dog pulling at his dungarees "Whats that Lassie, there's a children stuck down the well *Woof* thats ok, i put them there MWAHAHAHA" What will happen to little johnny and tiffany, find out next week in 'Honey I Murdered the Kids

11:45pm Sunday 31st August 03'
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Was up all night again, didn't go to sleep till 5:45am and left a message on the comp screen 'WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE', got 2 hours sleep and Lanky woke me up coz Floss was leaving within minutes, some sniffles and hugs later and she was in the Taxi. Now i'm dossing, gotta fuck off soon because the smell of lankys behind is over powering, i want to vomit, hehe and he just did a poo or 12, they also smell bad LOL.

Guess i'll wait a day or two and then attempt to phone The Floss.

And now for something completely different...

SCAT.

2:18pm Thursday 28th August 03'
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Me and Laura went into town lastnight and bought a load of meat chips and wine (Ooo still got some booze in the fridge) and we pigged out, i LOVE MEAT

Gotta tidy up today and get home ??? at some point, probably go to my old dears, YES MUM, i'm coming for an extended visit LOL.

4:32pm Wednesday 27th August 03'
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Lastnight was Foul LOL, i was an inch from slipping into 'DREWS GONNA KILL YOU' mode, it started by me and Floss dancing to Deftones 'back to school' and [Start Rant] EmoBoy (yes that fuck) decided to start pitting, on his own, to deftones WTF, now he's a foot and a half taller than me, and probably about 15 stone, that'll be 8 more than me then, so imagine his surprise when after being hit in the head a few times little old me grabbed the fucker by the tits and rammed him into the banisters, to which he looked down at my red face with veins popping out my fore head and apologised for his insignificent life, i replied with a growl that was heard over the 150Db of music Hahaha cunt, i do wish ppl twice the size of me would realise i'm more vicious then they'll ever be [End Rant]. He avoided me all night :D so into the back i go and Laura's fucked out of here mind on pina coladas so i looked after her, then we took turns, Chloe, Helen, Ben, Floss came in from the dance floor and had one of my momments but she took it out on a wall, kicked a couple of holes through it, then attacked some random bloke foolish enough to get near her, then she screamed abit in my face *semi arousing LOL* and then burst out crying on Ben, then laura went mad and started smashing glasses and bottles, and when she went out they said she banned for life, which she shouldnt worry about, they banned me twice, once for fucking someone in the bogs and another time for starting a bar brawl (i miss my old belt/skull smashing tool).

Just another lovely night at Freak.

And erm, little boy, i'm not sure what sort of an insult 'Nobba' is, but if you'd like to say it to my face i'm sure i can find a better more impressive reply.

3:38pm Monday 25th August 03'
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Sorry Steph

6:19pm Saturday 23rd August 03'
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Right so err, [insert recap] heh we fed the hampster its own shit wrapped up in lettuce and rasberries LOL, we went to the brush the other night, its sucked, even i noticed and i was 'gone', to a land far far away, well presscott and staton (is that a place ?), laura went insane again doing her 'scratch the record' routine about ppl, and decided to eat a sausage, yes, laura the linda mccartney worshipper ate meat.

Fucking hell, i'm not even gonna go into the "OMG man, you two will never guess what i've just done" i'll let you draw your own conclusions, surficid to say, it was bloody, and hurled at a passing bus, all this after taking a piss infront of 40 ppl get off the train at rush hour. Heh, when we got back to billericay some woman getting off the train went "WTF is that on the train, a skaggy whore" and Laura started screaming "Fuck you, fuck you you ugly mother fucker, what the fuck are you ho'bag, shit, mother fucker" I just sat there and grinned slightly off to the left hand side of my face.

To cheer herself up she did some 'things' with her digi cam and when we were getting off the train she realised there was some black dude sitting there FLOL, and he gave us a wink and a nod with a big toothy smile hahahah. MUGGED OFF hehe.

Then we got back, ate and she went to sleep and me and Chloe 'snuggled'

Now i'm pissed again on a nasty cocktail of lambrini, archers, and cider. gonna have apiss up with some peeps later, i want lamb for dinner, i will get lamb for my dinner, im sure i spotted some laying about somewhere. blah

Everyone is at reading again, they'll get back and whinge about what a waste of fucking time it was and a waste of money just like last year, and the year before, WELL DON'T FUCKING GO THEN, its manky, dirty, smelling, theres junkies raiding your tents, and nutters eating their own faeces, theres bad music from poo bands and no baths, fuck that shit, i like my cleanly things.

If any of you moan when you get back, i'm going to hit you for being a cock warbler.

Hey Vikki, i know youmiss me, i'll be back in a week, dunno where i'm back to, my dads or my mums, bollox, i feel the cruise ship job calling again, HA i still have my MoD certificate, could do that, but i wouldnt get to have any fun for about 12 years :( guess i'll be at my mums till the propadanda machine starts working different hours LOL. blah, a Sarah has arrived, guess i'd better say hello to the 'Mini-Floss'

10:01pm 21st August 03'
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Crazy Laura's ass is one of the single most brilliant things in this world, all you have to do is find something ironic and some lubricant, excellence.

Tonight i piss up and chill night, we've had munchies and we got Lambrini and random other boozage, gonna watch some trash movies and blah, i can't type or think anymore coz i'm being molested.

Bye.

PS: The Crazy Bitch files coming soon.

1:30pm Sunday 17th August 03'
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Everyone came over the other night after the surfer, I had a vast amount of LOVELY foooooood, so i had to eat it.

When i got up i'd lost some ppl, apparently perry 'the jew' walked all the way home, the tit.

Eventually everyone cleared off, and then vikki come round (you strange strange girl) she mumbled about the hippies manhood and then got randomly angry LOL@U. Then it was party time and Dursty come got me and slowly his house filled up with bruv's bitchs and colin LOL, i say LOL coz colin went mental fucking postal. Never give a psychopath a gun (tis why i sold both of mine heheh) it started with cans, shed, and a basket ball, then it graduated to windows, and anything of game.

Durstys sister come back and Col decided to splat her in the face with some Swiss roll, which he had previous gobed in Durstys face (lovely). She thought it would be a good idea to call the COPS wtf. They turned up and got sent back to the hog house, only to return a few hours later with reports of fire arms offences LOL "keep it under lock and key" they said, and Colin was nowhere to be found, LOL i think he went home.

After being the last man standing (as usual) i got about an hours sleep on the floor, the Luke Milhouse and his bird fucked off so i got into the bed.

dursty just stood on a bean...

Which leads me to him making a good old fashioned greasey breakfast, Cheers mah'niggah. Gotta go home and tidy up a bit, just random cups and shit, i tidied up properly yesterday, gotta get all the shit i need and clean, dry and pack it, coz tonight sometime i'm going on my outing (LOL) to Billericay for a few weeks, coffee, dossing, sleeping, Buffy, potato-fest 2003 and anything else i can be asked to do, all at the behest of Chloebelle, i'm the buddy/Doorman/cook/cleaner for her LOL, oh, LOL@ME.

Thanks for the phone call, the food was lovely

1:25pm Thursday 14th August 03'
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Haven't blogged for a while, got shit on my mind that hasn't gone yet.

Vivid was good, but Laura freaked out so me, Floss and Chloe took her home early and we dossed at Chloes house and got fed, Laura did a strip to the music at the end of the first halloween movie, apparently she gets off two it, and once she was naked and stop threatening to insert candles in her ass she danced about with Flosses furry boots over her tits and minge, was fucking hysterical, i nearly puked coffee up, blah blah, me and floss went home i the morning, and we've sat about doing nothing ever since, i gotta go fix durstys comp coz he's got that windows XP virus, my comp had it but its fixed now, and gotta fix Laura's on monday, i already done Lukes.

Roz is supposed to be coming round tomorrow, haven't spent a day or night with her since april/march or summink, so Floss is staying at the Hippies instead of here. The at some pont, me and Dursty with others intow are going on a road trip, dunno where, dunno exactly when, or what the fuck we're gonna do (i have an idea). Should be fun though, even if just to get out of Esssex.

I thought summink so nasty last night about someone, that even my evil side was impressed. i've rarely had anything that hateful go through my mind before when i'm in a 'normal' state of mind, i think i actually liked it for about 2 seconds LOL Weird.

4:41pm Sunday 10th August 03'
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Fuck its 62 odd degree's C in my bed room, dunno what that is in farenhuit (?) 180 or summink ???

I have the window full open, i was fanning myself, sitting in my pants, and i still fucking dehydrated within an hour. My tele screen is all distorted, the electronics are fucked from the heat, so i cant even watch it till it cools down SHIT.

I'm still thinking about what you told me, i dont know what to say or think in response

Went to Sams lastnight and got pissed, me, the tank, perry, colin, and this little chick i cant remember the name of (i should, im sorry LOL) with the biggest tits on earth wandered about all night breaking things and erm mass re-appropriation of random objects, us, not the tits, that would of been a good trick. We have a collect of signs hahaha. I was drunk, and so was some bird, who also had mega mams, everyone else just seemed drained from heat and boredom, i passed out, and when i got up, they'd been having fun and saving eachother hair off with mini clippers, they all had chunks out, except me, the cunt that fell asleep first, i think the antisipation of a beating was hanging in the air, next to the old woman hanging from the ceiling by her baggy old uterus, sam how could you be so cruel LOL (dunno were that come from).

Got Freak on tuesday, last weeks was fucking amazing except for the intense bouts of anger, but shit, thats me init, so much happened FUCKING HAHAHAHA@EVERYONE, the train ride home was interesting too. I'll go early again with the hippie, they're still doing that gay ID shit, "got ID" I DON'T FUCKING NEED IT, I'M 21, I'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR 7 YEARS, I'VE PAID YOUR WAGES 20 TIMES OVER FUCKWIT" ahem. Missy said she'll get me some champagne...

Gotta go, just got orders to get off the comp :(

2:36pm Tuesday 5th August 03'
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MONDAY ~

blah, got to canterbury without the usually 'ow' factor of being bored coz i wrote a silly story, it was inspired by my intense burning hatred for the little shit sitting oppasite who stared at me for 40 minutes, the faggot, and so did his fat sister, but she was listening to slipknot so thats sort of ok.

Finally got there and was marched to the food repository of safeways, where we got the most annoying fucking trolley on earth...

I just did 3 enormous fartz, invigorating, haha and another :D

... erm, got some meat and buggered off back to Floss'ssssssssssssssssssssss house and dossed till i could be assed to cook, and because i'm so padantic (word of the day) i made butter chicken, roast spudz, broccaz, cauli, and fried mushrooms, with ham, beef, chicken and garlic gravy, hahaha, im a food whore :P

Then i got sleepy and saw some advert where a bloke bungee jumps over a lake and a crocodile bites he's head off, i nearly cum myself laughing LOL its the closes i've got to physical pleasure in months, blah blah, now i'm slightly drunk.

TUESDAY ~
Erm, we wnt down to town to get some hover bags, needle and thread, mega drive lead and pizza, yes, i know, a weird combination, but OMG i have eaten the holy ocabashi pizza, we were waiting and some japs came in and the bloke got pissed off waiting for them to pay he went "Excuse me, excuse meemeeeeee OOoooo Waah ning nang" LOL brilliance. i was pissed, which was even more magnificent :P

Walking back, i was near the end of the very thin path and summink touched my shoulder, IT WAS A FUCKING BUS :O haha it touch me, one more inch and i would of got wiped out LOL, heh, got back and went to sleep, had to tidy up and and stuff coz her olds got here at 7ish, they brought the smelly dog with them, i growled at it, it will respect my authoritaaar. now im smelly and tired. the late night brookside is shite. Lanky and Crazy Laura are supposed to be coming down tomorrow ?

WEDNESDAY ~
Went ot the uni, it was closed, got accosted by a small colombian, the went to the BeerCart played pool and drank apple sourz and some toffee shotz that were fucking gorgeous *licks lips* got home and made PIE, we lurrrve PIE. Then i got more drunk and slobbed about, and woke up today...

...THURSDAY ~
I seem to fo lost a day ? Erm, we went to the uni again, floss got lost, and it was full of smelly foreigners again, then i got drunk ? thats it, i cant remember anything else except dislocating my ankle in the night and having to climb over floss and hop about like a leper.

FRIDAY ~
My ankle hurtz. went to the uni again part III and smegged about, got fucking chased by bee's and wasps AGAIN, do i smell of sugar ? am i sweet, or do they think i'm a god because of my black and yellow hair ???

Heh, entered the Hobgoblin pub again and commenced drinking, the floss spurted me in the face, with drink LOL, which is deserved coz i spurted on her pussy bag the day before hahahahahaha.And so we walked to safeway drunk and smug, with a dash of superiority and the usual arrogance, Floss decided to register her disgust with the random fools in the street, some sluts, some shoeless hippys, and a young boy with a mega-mullet. I had to threaten her with violence to make her shut the fuck up.

This is where the beginings of shopping arguments begin LOL, but it was ok coz we left with lots of steaks. Now we're on the Dooleys toffee and whiskey :P

SATURDAY ~
Mmmm steak for breakfast, then the hole days disappeared into monging in the kitchen listening to Media player and drawing beards on photo's in the local paper coz everyone went out to some relatives house and i was bored, and i played 'Street II'on the mega-drive, they don't make them like they used to :( hehehe i got a 'Master system 1' somewhere, shit, thats like from 1987, my oldman brought i home one day, i had the first one, no one had one for another 3 years (i was blessed) hahaha.

SOMEONE has been TxT'ing my ex girlfriends from a certain stolen phone, and many, ladies in the canterbury area ? BLOOD STARTS TO FUCKING BOIL ITEMIZED BILLING ROX, bet you didn't think she'd get a list of the numbers did you LOL@U.

Ahem, the hippie phoned last night, floss was angry and i was pissed, much SCAT was spoken about, i drew a top hat and specticles on a baby gorilla, tis a master piece. i got more pissed and Vikki phoned, we waffled for half an hour and i had to go due to me yawning every 10 seconds, i was a sleepy drunken Holy Drew, she sent me a TxT 10 minutes later, i have a new name to add to the list DrooBaby LOL that can go with the others DrooMonsta, DrewBean, DruBear, DrewGod, JewManDru.

So anyway, no bruvs have called about road trips, only Crazy Laura, and Vikki, got a TxT from Jordan (she misses me) and ChloeBelle, short and sweet, her and the TxT, i sorta been waiting for a TxT from a certain someone, that i haven't got, You obviously want nothing to do with me, so stop pretending you do.

The words to PacBell seem appropriate right now but without the sex.

'Please hang up, per per please hang up hang up, please hang up'

SUNDAY ~
I should write when i'm drunk should i ? oh well, here's my jam, eat it.

Everybodies gone to some christening, i on my own again, im bored, i made food, that filled my time for an hour, and then the 178 seconds it took to eat, the dogs snoring, it sounds like its dying ? I just realised COLD 'End of the world' is metaphorically my life, sweet or depressing ? dunno, im bored, im watching the F1, Raikkonan, Barrichello, Ralf Schumacher, Firman, and one of the Saubers got wasted at the first corner HAHAHAHAHAH at them Nigel Mansell is a queer, Schumacher takes it in the shit I'm still bored, oh, the batteries running out (finds plug).

30 minutes later theres some more drivers out of the race, and now i'm bored of 'short stories with tragic endings' i listened to it 4 times in a row.

1 hour later i'm more bored, and it smells here coz the dog keeps farting. Erm apparently dursty wants to go on a road trip before the summers out, more point scoring oppatunities (however you spell it) left then, im in the led at the momment, followed closely by dursty due to his destruction of cars, then lanky, and floss in last place, but she could win with million points if she eats out lankys cousin hahaha, as it stands, i think its me on 12, dursty on 9, lanky could of been on 9 but loses 2 points for a non-gobble inncident (yes man, i know hair is manky, but thats no excuse), and floss on 5. i'm gonna go for 50 points by my birthday, so i got just under 3 months to pull 38 points from the ether, i need 14 fights, or 7.6 one night stands, or 14 random gobbles, 38 noshings, 3.8 odd fires LOL.

7 hours later I just got a random phone call from Jordan, OMFG i'm so missing out, SHIT !!! blah blah Mmmmm more steak. i'm tired and sweaty :( i have coffee thats good, cheese is good too, but i haven't got a block :( but my gob is healed :P i shall resume use as soon as possible, if anyone ever fucking looks at me, that ain't 12, bastards.

i need to fix the door, that shall be my task for tomorrow while floss and her olds are in london, a task that will take about 80 seconds, then i guess i'll play the mega drive till i call it a cunt several times and switch it off. Death to you all.

MONDAY ~
Floss disappeared for 10 minutes before they actually left, i know they'd left when i heard much anger and ranting coupled with the slam of a door LOL, so i went back to sleep, i still haven't fixed the door suppose i should, i seem to wander about fixing things without realizing, i'm a regular inspector gadget.

heh i fell asleep for 6 hours, i may allergic to earl-grey tea, i had a cup and hit the deck till 5:40pm LOL, haha it does what morphine should do but doesn't.

TUESDAY ~
We ended up going to the beercart pub again when they got home, Floss was pissed off coz it took two hours to get back from london, so out we went and got drunk, the music was sorta ok, random goth mixed with nu-metal, the odd classic by machinehead, then some wumpscut appeared LOL, alas, all the ppl were fucking misfits that couldn't dance, ugly birds, and gay men, every mother fucker in there thought it was 1993, we got stared at by everone in there, probably thought we were some sort of alternative arch-angels LOL. i guess i should of taken pitty and informed them that if they ever went to another club/pub outside canterbury that they'd be beaten to death for their joke-like exsistance, but, i couldn't be asked to :)

But the good point about the place is that its walking distance and has cheap booze LOL, so after many shots of apple, cherry, and god knows what, washed down with blue stuff, BLUE IS GOOD. we shuttled back, and i pissed on a castle, a roman one apparently LOL, now i have to go, coz Flosses dad is driving back to grays and we're jumping in with him, LaTaZ fools.

4:33pm Friday 1st August 03'
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Blarb, no bloggingz yet, but there'll be an Uber Blog when i get back, poop.

4:26am Saturday 26th July 03'
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I left lankys this morning, and went to durstys, he didn't answer the fucking door, so I went home, dossed about and got bored.
Eventually I walked back to Durstys and thats where i am now, farting, drinking, and talking about LUBE, coz for some reason Crazy Laura is proving how hardcore she is by puking and sticking beer bottles up her ass.

FUCK ME HAHAHA COLIN JUST DID THE BIGGEST FART IN THE UNIVERSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SMELLY SOD.

So yeah haha, Colins back from iraq, where he killed some 'Chogies' with guns rockets and dynamite, all fun, wish i had been there, killing people without the risk of jail terms, and he got paid LOL sweet.

Oh, now he wantz to bang Laura's ass, and then make her deep-throat the shit smeared bottle ? its like being in College again :P
Except without the 'Ampi-theater'

Crazy Laura: "I'm not shoving this up my arse, i'll regret it in the morning, and i'm not sticking bens stuff i there either"

Here's a list of her ass toys, a He-man figure, some fingers, a bottle, a christmas decoration and a Troll. haha sickening, sick but funny, nah, just funny.

I'm going out to some party tonight, dunno how, dunno when and dunno where, it ain't sorted yet, don't even know if i'm gonna bother going, i'm ill and tired, shit knows whos gonna be at the party, but me and the bruv's are gonna stranded 8 miles from home so we could do a mega 'smashy smashy' run from east tilbury to Grays hahaha destruction...

Colin: "Stick your finger up your ass, what size shoe does it take, i could get my toe upthere"

... ahem, when i do get home i get about 3 hours sleep then Roz is coming round, she still has that draw, i'd like to know what the it is ? Blah, i'm going to canterbury with Floss on monday, shes been dossing in my house since about feburary, so its my turn to doss and be fed, I got some friends down there to past the time with if Floss goes mad (yes, you scare me LOL) :D

And now in a totally unrelated tangent, I love my Chloebelle and should spent more time with her. La La La love you.

Worms in your teeth mother fucker, forks in your mum, haha your mum, she likes it in the scullery, skull fuck minty fresh mass death in floods haha bangladesh, upper pradesh baby breath eating scat, scat smeared across the eyes of a newly developed hymen in a monkeys ass, germima germima i've murdered your mother and stitched her cervix together with dental floss and tinned ham wham bam thank you satan, i got you some bread from happy shopper, i didnt have any money so i stabbed the cerlery sticked eating bastard in the face with a shoe, his wife called me a 'Gouduh' it means pretty much mother fucker, so i fist fucked her with a whale flipper flipper fast than light, and nice in a sandwich, haha back to the jap's slanty eyes golden shower slashing whale meat bashing bastards, yes old man, she's crying coz you warty old cock is jizzing in her face, hahaha at there school girl porn, it'll all come to haunt them in the end, the end of the line, the next station is under frustration, condensation is that shit on my window, oh, thats a smear test breat fest coagulation of the nipple chicken...

For fuck sake, why do i find this so fun. the hippie was sitting next to me, he said "scat" then started reading over my shoulder the uncouff chrispy aromatic fuck. Now he's a grey-haired monkey, he stole my teddy bear, i'll never sleep again, the bastard.

I seem to have burnt out ..."beetroot has the word ROOT in it"... my mad rantz of stupid bollox, i wonder how long till i go mad again, its fun :)

Grr, Kati's coming back down from 'The North' but can't come see me, and i can't go see her, coz im skint and shit, poo sticks. Oh well, i think a road trip will be done soon.

FUCK I'M BORED, EVERYONES FALLEN ASLEEP THE FUCKING PUSSIES, I'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE SHIT FOR WEEKS, THEY AIN'T HARDCORE, THEY'RE M.D.F, PLASTER BOARD, AND/OR PAPER MACHÉ, i'll stop now before i go funny again :P

8:39pm Thursday 24th July 03'
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Loads of shit has happened and i've forgotten it all coz of all the pills and shit i've been taking for my jaw, erm, Oh yeah, the gig was pretty cool, NewDawnFades are gonna be a fucking hit, this was there second gig and they rocked, got a pit going and everything, JOE STOP POINTING YOUR FINGERZ ABOUT, IT GETS GAY AFTER A FEW SONGZ, ahem, they rocked :) then we all fucked off to romford and went to Freak, i got drunk and angry, spoke to Roz for a while/tried to, but her mate keep jumping inbetween us and waving a furry toy about which fucked me off, so i walked off so i didn't knock her out, and she couldn't be fucked to come with me, then she left with out a goodbye.

Floss went metal and made another hole in the wall, Helen and Becki porked eachother again to get some attention, and then someone slammed a door on Dursty's foot, and he got really pissed off and did a floss, except he broke his foot, d'oh.

On the way back some monkey walked infront of the car and nearly got sent to the cotton field in the sky, and durstys stopped the car and screamed COON as loud as his little lungz could go. Then we were going down the country lanes home and the karma of race hatred caught up with dursty and he spun the car out doing 70 round a damp corner, and we spun about like a BUTT-WORM in a loose anus haha, and ended up backwards in some tree's.

Out i jumped to look at the car, and there was nowt wrong but some dentz and the bumper got fucked so i have to tear the bottom off to save the number plate, and off we went home.

Blah, then yesterday i went to billericay and dossed at Crazy Laura's, we watchd vids about psycho girlfriends in a film called 'Audition', some didgy jap stuff, its poo for hours then she drugz her husband and cuts his feet off with a piano string "you only love me, you can't go anywhere without feet" haha class, the she stuck needs in his eyes, the son came in and she chased him with sleep spray but he kicked her down the stairs and she died, the end LOL.

Before i got back to grays i went to see my chloebelle, we dossed for a while and caught bugs in a bottle, then we got the bus back and saw Vikki and her geeza terry. We jumped off and went to Dursty's where i still am now typing this, coz he cant walk, me and his old man went to PC world and got an uber printer/scanner/copier coz its his 21st birthday at the weekend, now i'm gonna go to Lankys and doss, im to ill to walk home, i'll go tomorrow, if i dont come back here. WORMS.

1:20pm Saturday 19th July 03'
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God i'm bored, i can't go out coz my jaw hurtz, and frankly i'm becoming slightly fucking annoyed that i keep waking up with an uber clot in my mouth, ok so pulling that out aint hard, but excavating my way into my own fucking jaw bone to fix a chimps fuckerz mistake is wearing thin on my tolerance, i like the taste of blood, but not when its been festering in my mouth all night while i've been sleeping, blah, as i've literally just this second said to Shaz 'i'm so bored, only the excruciating pain in my rotting jaw is stopping me from going comatose'.

Seventh heaven over cloud nine, tearing faith from grand design

Durstys gone to Cornwall to dump his car at his uncles for repairs, then he's getting the train back PAH. His taking the Mondeo on tuesday coz we're all going up to Colchy to see NewDawnFades the Hippies new band, so everyone go to the Soud House in colchester, £4 on the door, should be even sweeter than last time now that they've got over the nerves, guess me and Dursty will have to fly the flag and dance, HIPPIE get me a pint.

Heh, i was bored and reading some of the hippies old blogs, and found some good shit...