I am the maker of good sandwiches, if you had not guessed. The people who blieve in me, are blessed with a gift to make good sandwiches. For instance, the lunchladies, they dont believe in me, because their sandwiches taste like shit eaten and shit out again. Most people who want to have a good sandwich, pray to me. The ones that don't believe in me I curse them, and when they die they wont just go to hell, but they'll also live in a land of bad sandwiches. Screw them.
If you would like to learn more about me, and hear my life story, than click the link below.
Here are the everyday adventures of the Sandwich God. This world would not be the same without the Sandwich God.
Adventures of The Sandwich God
Here are interviews by lovely people of me.
Here is a little section where I get to show off my creative side and express my true deep feelings.
Here is where I put all of my most interesting chats with the most interesting people, like fags, retards, etc.
Here is the most shocking news that you will read in your life! Screw the wars and all that other political boring crap, you want to read about your fellow classmates! These pages aren't on this actual page, I used another website to create them though.
This is The Sandwich Guestbook, here you can either post or read nice sweet messages to me.
Update: 12/12/02 Shocking News section added. Also The Sandwich Guestbook.
Update: 12/4/02 Chats section added.
Update: 12/2/02 Added a little section called Poems.
Update: 11/21/02 Adventures of The Sandwich God Episode 2: School Daze added. Check it out.
Update: 11/18/02 Damn, it's been a while since I updated this site, well, the Sandwich god is back you bitches! Coming soon will be a new adventures of. Tear ya a new asshole mutha fuckas!
Update: 4/18/02 As you can tell, I havn't updated for a while, Ive just been sittin on my ass doing nothing for the entire week. Anyway, I added the Interview section, and an Interview by Kurt Cobain.
Update: 4/3/02 Im thinking (just thinking) about putting Mr. T andventures on this page. If you wanna see Mr. T beat the shit out of celebrities and sissy boy bands, than you would like this. If I do do this, it wont be for a while and my first story is gonna be Mr. T vs. Britney Spears. If you would like to see this, than tell me and I will make them.
Update: 4/2/02 Im back and Im working on episode 2. Don't have a name for it yet but I should get it up pretty soon.
Update: 3/25/02 Added an Interview and I will be working on Episode Two of The Adventures of The Sandwich God, which is introducing new characters. I also won't be here to update my site for the week because Ill be on vacation.
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Update: 3/21/02 Thinking about making some little stories about The Sandwich God called.....Adventures of The Sandwich God. Metallica rules.
Update: 3/18/02 Story and Cursed page added. Kick-ass
Update: 3/16/02 Page created. Kick-ass.
