Lots of times when me and KG are watching all the fucking shit that goes down in city hall. We get the feeling we should fuck shit up yeah we should fucking start a riot! A Riot! We have 'em screaming in the streets. We have 'em tipping over shit, and breaking fucking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires. And setting fucking fires. And setting fucking fires.
And then after the smoke has cleared, and the rubble has been swept away. Me and KG will peek out our heads. We've been watching the riots on a monitor. Twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.
We did it Rage Kage. We beat the bastards of City Hall! But now what will we do? We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? Man it's got to be someone with the know-how and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. No not me and KG we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead, all right we'll do it. We'll lead as two kings! We'll lead as two kings.
We'll Lead As Two Kings
The first decree is to legalize marijuana, the tyranny and bullshit's gone on too long, you old fucking trives, who blocked it's legalization. You're banished from the land
We'll Lead As Two Kings! We'll Lead As Two Kings
The second decree! No more pollution, no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage! From now on we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as two kings ah yes we'll Fucking lead as two kings.
Get the scientist working on the tube technology immediately. Chop Chop! Let's go.
Third decree. No more rich people and poor people. From now on we will all the be the same ahh I don't know I gotta think about that.
We'll Lead As Two Kings!
Oh My God!
What?
Dude the red phone is flashing
Oh yeah
Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings
Who is it?
What? No! No fucking way!
What?
Rage there's a potato famine in Idaho you gotta go down there
Oh my God. What?!
Dude I gotta stay here
Why do I have to go? Oh god OK fine
Is he gone? All right emergency meeting of parliament. All right parliament I know this is fucked up but Rage, he can't be king anymore. Dudes! He's encroaching on my decrees. Seriously let's make him Duke. Be a kick ass duke. Or leader formally known as king but oh oh he's coming back
We'll Lead As Two Kings! Oh Yes! We'll Really Lead As Two Kings
Uh Dude
Rage
I went all over Idaho
Yeah
Uh plenty of potatoes everywhere
What there was no famine?
Yeah there was no famine.
Dude A Toast
A Toast?
Long live the D.
Long live the D.
Long live me. I'm sorry I poisoned your wine. For the good of the land.
I poisoned yours as well.
NO!!!!!
No
Ahhhh!!
City, City, City, City, City, City, Shitty
Shitty City, Shitty, Shitty City, City, Shitty
Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall.
People inside me you're asking me to smoke up city hall. Cause no one here is talking
People inside me you're asking me to blow up city hall. Cause no one here is rocking
People inside me you're asking me to blow up city hall. Cause everyone is rock'em sock'em robots. Everyone is rock'em sock'em robots. Everyone is rock'em sock'em Go!! Oh!!
Don't Cut that part out
We've got it
Um, do you believe in god?
I believe, I believe
You do?
I believe in god. I believe in god.
You do?
I believe in god
Do You?
I believe in god
Yeah but You didn't fucking come up with this one.
I got some lyrics.
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams.
malibu days, malibu dreams.
malibu, making a poo.
stanky poo, looking of You
Because it's time for my breakfast it's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink time for the breeze.
Time for the honeys
