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| Real Name: | Hidden for Legal Reasons |
| Age: | Early 20's |
| Occupation: | Student/Tourist Shop Clerk |
| Smoker?: | No |
| Saint of: | Fishnet and small furry things |
| Gender: | Undecided |
| Quote: | Never trust the very short |
| Email: | xgonebadx@aol.com |
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The Artistic Concubine |
| Real Name: | Shaun |
| Age: | 19 |
| Occupation: | Meat Bitch. Ask me. |
| Smoker?: | Hells No |
| Saint of: | Disgruntled Lawn Gnomes |
| Gender: | Is it Saturday? Male. |
| Quote: | "I believe in Under-Duck. Do you?" |
| Email: | ChapeIV@aol.com |
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The Prank Monkey |
| Real Name: | Aristomenis Pikeas |
| Age: | 18, but I'm a man of all ages. |
| Occupation: | Student and eternal moocher |
| Smoker?: | Hell no |
| Saint of: | Procrastination and Sweet Love. |
| Gender: | Male |
| Quote: | I can't find the ones I want right now, so I'll get back to you. |
| Email: | pikeas@uiuc.edu |
| Page: | Soon. |
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| Real Name: | Queeeeeeen Bitch |
| Age: | 27 |
| Occupation: | Hospital |
| Smoker?: | All bitches do. |
| Saint of: | Undecided |
| Gender: | Guess |
| Quote: | When in doubt....duck. |
| Email: | purelywitchy@hotmail.com |
| Page: | Coming soon |
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