Real Name:  Hidden for Legal Reasons
Age: Early 20's
Occupation: Student/Tourist Shop Clerk
Smoker?: No
Saint of: Fishnet and small furry things
Gender: Undecided
Quote: Never trust the very short
Email: xgonebadx@aol.com
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The Artistic Concubine

Real Name: Shaun
Age: 19
Occupation: Meat Bitch. Ask me.
Smoker?: Hells No
Saint of: Disgruntled Lawn Gnomes
Gender: Is it Saturday? Male.
Quote: "I believe in Under-Duck. Do you?"
Email: ChapeIV@aol.com
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The Prank Monkey




Real Name: Aristomenis Pikeas
Age: 18, but I'm a man of all ages.
Occupation: Student and eternal moocher
Smoker?: Hell no
Saint of: Procrastination and Sweet Love.
Gender: Male
Quote: I can't find the ones I want right now, so I'll get back to you.
Email: pikeas@uiuc.edu
Page: Soon.



Real Name: Queeeeeeen Bitch
Age: 27
Occupation: Hospital
Smoker?: All bitches do.
Saint of: Undecided
Gender: Guess
Quote: When in doubt....duck.
Email: purelywitchy@hotmail.com
Page: Coming soon



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