In reading this and/or participating in the Em's Pointless Trivia Contest you waive all rights to claim damage or harm from any part of the contest or prizes, as you acknowledge the fact that you did so at your own risk. Now... Allow me to explain something. Em's Pointless Trivia Contest is a hobby at best, and something done for a laugh, a gag, and to distribute amusing prizes out to people with good research skills, in-depth knowledge about obscure crap, or just happening to be watching the same TV shows as I do. But I will write out the Bible Of Bushwa for those that are anal retentive.

1. I don't owe you anything for any attempt or comment you leave in my journal that does not fit my criteria. I do this at my discretion, and whomever wins will be my choice. Generally, I am an impartial person, but if you choose to harass/annoy/insult me, I can almost guarentee you won't win jack. And I'll mock you profusely, give your information out to Canadian Moose-porn lists and tell your mother that you like to sniff the socks of sweaty Teamsters while masturbating to pictures of ducks wearing thong panties.
   
2. 
   The prizes can be substituted at a moment's notice due to several things.
   Act of God ( my rabbit breaks free of his cage and ravages the countryside and eats whatever I was planning to give away)
   Act of Glomp ( I liked the prize, I'm keeping it and giving something else away )
   or
   Act of Lack of Age ( the prize is adult in nature and I'm not sure you're over 18. ) Remember, I do this simply because I want to, not because I have to.
   
3. 
   The prizes are my choices. You can always suggest things, but keep in mind I am a poor art student who works part time at a tourist store. I won't be giving away anything worth more than $10 generally unless it's a special occasion.
   
4. 
   I like sponsors. Anyone who's an artisian/owner of a store or creator of something that wishes to donate something nifty to the EPTC effort  as a prize is welcome to do so. Hell, you can choose what the trivia is about if the item is worth more than $10. To be a sponsor, leave a comment and your email and I will contact you about this privately.
   
5. 
   If you have a problem with something I put up as trivia or notice a discrepency, feel free to contact me. Being proven wrong isn't my favorite of activities, so don't expect me to be enthusiastically grateful for the intervention. You must have a LiveJournal or submit your email address and/or DeadJournal address for consideration in the posted answer. I mean, come on, I need to know who to send crap to! People who've won recently are EXCLUDED FROM PLAYING for three further trivia contests. You aren't eligible to win because we wanna give others a chance! As for the few immature individuals who wanna send me hate mail, please feel free to contact me here.
   
6. 
   As a final note, Facists, Feminazis, Fuckheads and most of the French can kiss my shiny little ass. Enjoy!
   
   The prizes will be distributed to you via US postal service or Paypal depending on if you ask nicely or what I have time to do between classes and my side job as the  campus secret super hero, Defender Of Small Cute Asian Librarians.
   You may call me  the mighty DOFSCAL. --=== *Whoosh*