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Hi folks, and welcome to another week of advice from Izzy.

This week I didn't have many letters, so I had some of the staff ask random strangers for questions.

Random Stranger #1: What's with all these Pokemon?

Izzy: I think the Japanese were mad that the government limiting hamster sales and breeding, along with most other pet sales, so they had to invent a bunch of mutated creatures to adore and worship, and we as Americans ended up worshiping them just as much because anything Japanese is *cool*.

Random Stranger #2: I have a problem. I want my boyfriend to move in, but he wants me to get rid of my cat. What should I do?

Izzy: Get rid of the cat AND the boy. Get a nice dependable hamster. We only take up 1.5 cubic feet of space and eat less in a year then your boyfriend will eat in a day. Plus we're more affectionate and you won't have any false notions of love. We like you because you feed us, not because we want to take you home to our mothers. Then again....our mothers would probably try to eat you if we did.

That's all for this week, and until I get some more questions.

To send a question to Izzy, write to Hamsterious@yahoo.com

Note: all opinions, answers, and heckles are written by Isabella the hamster

and are not to be taken seriously, unless you yourself take seriously the idea of a advice-column hamster.

Moron.