The Great Machine

The Great Machine

Welcome to the Great Machine
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Yellow, humans and assorted creatures of the internet. I'm Robot and welcome to the Great Machine. This is a place for smart teens with a warped sense of humor, to rant, rave, or share their artistic cries for help (poetry, songs, whatever). Plus theirs a few sections for you to read about my problems (because I'm just, so special).

The one, and only rule: no profanity. No I'm not some pseudo Christian, perfect little angel, spouting messages of love and peace, but so far every message board oriented towards teenagers like this one is has mostly messages like this: GOD! man you are so f***ing stupid, what the f*** is wrong with you, are you on f***ing ridland or some thing? f***! I personally don't give a shit about cussing (see I used the "s" word), but it seriously takes away from the messages. If you have a song or a poem or something that has profanity in it, go ahead and post it, and if you put one cuss word in your message I don't care. Just try to get along, and play nice.

Now to make sure you do not need to quickly press your browser's back-button here's a short checklist to make sure you belong here.
  • You are between the mental/emotional ages of 13 and 20 (or you are amazingly drunk).
  • You consider yourself to be farely intelligent (or again, amazingly drunk)
  • You are convinced you need some kind of therapy, or will soon (especially if you're amazingly drunk)
  • You write what you think to be really good lyrics or poetry that is anthing but upbeat
  • You make one million dollars annually and are easily manipulated (in which case my adress is trevorsivad@hotmail.com give me a call)
If you meet any or all of these requirements (or are amazingly drunk, hey drunk people are fun!) please proceed.