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A short story about the formation of the Yicker Playboys!!

A long time ago in pub not so far away(Wagon and Horses)a lot of bull was spoken out of certain peoples mouths after  many intoxicating beverages.They know who they are,one is the famous Haydock greenhouse enthusiast from Arnside Avenue,John Hamon..If he offers you a drink snatch his hand off for 2 reasons.1.Hes never in the pub because he lives at work and 2.His wallet has been welded up(shame it wasnt his mouth!!!!Sorry No2!

The guilty men know who they are,making plans they couldnt see through,but in recent years they have redeemed themselves and started doing a bit of the bull, that came out of their mouths over that period of time.They became the Haydock Playboys. .It was done,a hundred quid each and we'd entered the millionaires club by buying a wave cutting state of the art speedboat.(that got us banned from Lake Windemere!)  If you see some cans in Carr Mill Dam then thats us.That was just the start.The bikes come out on sober Sundays,ragged to the limit and fingers to the filth!!(sorry white ass!!!!!).Dave went into his Motorbike racing having good success,getting on the rostrum,at  Donnington.Not bad,but we've all done the crossers on Vista Slackies,remember that Dave!!  Have a look round,have the crack and leave a message in the guestbook.You will see fotos of the holidays,days out and all the extreme hobbies the lads are up to.............Remember all us lads have got one thing in common,we all like a beer and dont take any mither off women!!Haydock has one of the largest single lads communities in Great Britain.Head offices located in the Wagon and Horses and the world famous Reading Rooms(no women allowed,and marriage guidance available in all opening hours)So if your female,regardless of your looks,these lads on this site should be treated with the respect they deserve from the lesser sex.Only then we will look after you,failure to observe this will result in the shattering of jaws    (BOOM!!!!)     and then there will be tears!!!  <Home..