The image opens as we see the "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty standing up behind a podium. Piper has a sad look on his face as he looks over the mass of reporters standing around him. Piper clears his voice as he leans forward to speak into the mic.

"Ladies and Idjits, tonight is a sad night for me... After the 'Entertainer' Hawk put me in my place with his sever verbal lashing, I have decided to retire before the stable war."

The reporters bust into a frenzy of questions as Piper bows his head, almost in tears.

"It is the truth... I was scared of Billy Icon. The whole time I was in the ring with Billy, I couldn't help but think: Damn this guy is the man. Then I couldn't stand it anymore... I had to end it. I came here to the BSWF to escape the mighty wrath of the Highlighters, but in my error, they are here too. So this leaves me with no option but to retire... I am sorry if I let you down, Wayne." Piper starts to cry.

The reporters burst into questions as flashes from the multitude of cameras blaze away. Piper holds up his hands after a few seconds, tears streaming down his face.

"You damn IDJIT's! Do you honestly think I would be so scared of the Highlighters that I would retire? Hawk, I have a lot of respect for you. As a matter of fact, I have so much respect for you, that I have to show a little of it right now."

Piper steps out away from the podium and turns his back to the crowd. He suddenly drops his pants and bends over to reveal a big smiling face of Hawk on his boxer shorts. The crowd starts laughing as Piper starts wiggling his ass from side to side. Piper looks over his shoulder at the crowd of reporters.

"Anyone like to take a comment from Mr. Entertainment? Get that mic up here... I think he has something to say!"

Piper wiggles his ass from side to side as he starts to try to mimic Hawk's voice. Piper tries, but he just can't seem to get the high pitched, whiny tone down right, but you all get the picture anyway.

"Hello... I am the 'Entertainer' Hawk. Now I know Piper ran from the EWA because we were there. We were there for like a month and we finally scared him out, after he kicked the holy hell out of Billy.... But I am not really sure about EVERYTHING surrounding that match." We hear Piper giggle. "Piper just you wait till you get in the ring with me. I will post the same interview that I have been posting since I stepped into the fed. Boy you will long remember the torment I inflict upon your soul. I... I..."

Suddenly there is a loud sound coming from Hawk's smiling face. A sound like that of flatulence. Piper hops up and runs around the podium to the other side, giggling. The reporters all step back away from the podium as Piper waves his hand in front of his face.

"Whew! Good Lord! NOW THAT'S F'N ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! Wow, Hawk, you need a breath mint! It smells like you ate a shit sandwich!"

Piper laughs as he pulls his pants back up. He walks back to the podium and looks back out over the crowd of reporters.

"Well now that we have gotten past the enlightening word's of Hawk, let me move on past him and his second rate team. Let's move to the other teams... What about this group with Puke Von Eric, Ace Blunder, Jackass Rust, and Jack 13... Notice a lot of Jacks in that team? You got the BSWF Champ, a wanna-be porn star, and... Well, I really haven't paid much attention to this team, so I am going to move on. Now we get to the 'Local Chain' Johnny Hawke, and his SUPER team. Where the hell is the rest of your team, Hawker? Did you honestly think you could dig up three other dinosaurs from the W4 to come save your ass once again? Well I know that you will never be able to form a team in time for the match. I also know that you would never admit that your mighty reputation couldn't manage to pull three other has-beens out of the W4 archives. So I fully expect you to try some majestic screw job. Come ON! This isn't the EWA here, Johnny!" Piper cheeses for the cameras. "I am sure all the losing teams will have something to say... What was that the Renegade was saying about Hellraiser? He cheats or something gay like that. Long live the quality stuff from the Tier Alpha camp." Piper rolls his eyes. "The time is running out, Hawke's team is still lacking people. Tier Alpha is trying it's best to look like they might have a shot, and the other guys... Well, I will let you watch their stuff and see what they are up to. So to close this up, I would like to give Billy Icon another great line for him to rip off in his promos! Damn, it's so good to be me!!!"

The image fades as we see Piper rip off his shirt and throw down a few Hogan poses for the crowd of reporters.