Jim Chokes In Overtime (again)

                                                                                 By Joe “Stick” Fistcrime

    Last week, most computer football pundits were calling Jim’s quest for the best-of-39 series Fat Albert jersey “a train wreck”. It wasn’t until last week that we realized that the train was carrying radioactive explosives and rocketing at the speed of sound toward a minivan full of nuns. 

    Bill’s Philadelphia Eagles rose to the occasion in Tuesday's game,  scoring on the first play from scrimmage in overtime to win 36-30. Bill has defeated Jim in both overtime games this series. He improved to 10-8, dropping his magic number to 10 games.

  Eagles’ coach Andy Reid:  "You see, it would be a mat with different conclusions that you could jump to."

    “Jim really showcased his lack of skills or opposable thumbs out there today”, said Bill. “I haven’t seen anything that funny since the time he smashed those batteries with a hammer and got himself sent to the emergency room.”

    Jim’s game play was so retarded at times that it almost seemed like someone should give him a hug for trying. His record dropped to 8-10. On a brighter note for Jimoholics, Jim leads the both the “Watching Crappy WB TV Shows” and the “Posting Pictures on the Internet That Are So Ugly They Make Small Children Cry” series 1-0. We at Computer NFL Digest feel it is important to point out that Jim is good at winning something besides trophies named after TV’s most famous dim-witted and chromosome-abundant characters, so we’ll keep you posted on those contests as they develop as well.