Bill Needs to Have His Teef Pulled 'Cause He's Bitin' my Style 

    It comes as no surprise to the Computer Football faithful that Jim claimed the infamous "Best of 39 Series Winner Jersey". For those that don't know the jersey is a representation of the dedication and time required to master the most difficult sport of all time: Computer Football. The jersey is made of the highest quality cotton and has detailed screen printing depicting Fat Albert and the Junkyard Gang. (jersey pictured above) This jersey which was stripped from Bill after his pitiful display of computer gaming was shipped to the Jimoholic Headquarters in the Azores, Portugal about a week after he lost. I know what you all are thinking, "How can Jim possibly fit into a shirt that Bill wears? Won't Jim's enormous arms and chest stretch the shirt so bad that it will look like a pair of extra large sweatpants on Star Jones?" My answer is this: I will do everything I can to not flex while wearing the jersey I have worked so hard to attain. This jersey is now a physical representation of the  superior skill it takes to win and it will be shipped to the winner of each "Best of 39 Series" (currently on the 2nd). If I were to lose ( I know, it's hypothetical....there is no way I could lose) I would have to ship the Winners Jersey back to Bill.

   Thank you to all of the fans around the world for your congratulatory emails and I assure you that I will win yet another Best of 39 Series. I have also enclosed a excerpt from a speech Bill gave after losing the tournament. (Listen here. File is big, but so is Bill's head)