**The NMW Arena is shown from the outside. Next to it is a digital sign that reads "Sold Out". Cameras cut to the inside of the arena, where all of the fans are crowded into their seats. "Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge kicks in and the arena lights up with fireworks shooting from the stage. Smoke billows over the fans, who are jumping and screaming in the stands. The camera begins to zoom around the arena, picking up a few signs:

"Gaywood? Greengay?"

"Macomber rules!"

"Cameramen beware, Thresh is on the loose"

"I’m a Trekkie too!"

"Transformers rule!"

"NMW has its first show, but X-Pac is still gay!"

The camera spins around the arena a few times before coming to a halt on the announce table, where Tyler Fredericks and Brian Erikson are seated.**

Tyler Fredericks-We’re in for a milestone tonight NMW fans! Welcome to the first edition of NMW Saturday Revolution!

Brian Erikson-This is definitely going to be a night to remember.

**"Just Got Wicked" by Cold hits, and the President of NMW, Seth Winters, makes his way down to the ring, with his assistant Cliff by his side. Both men step into the squared circle, and Winters is handed a microphone by ring announcer Anna Lopez.**

Winters-Hello fans of New Millenium Wrestling! I hope you’re all ready for an action-packed night! Welcome to the first installment of NMW’s weekly show! As you all know, I never come out here unless I have a good reason, and tonight I have a VERY special announcement to make.

**The crowd cheers in anticipation of the President’s announcement.**

Winters-That’s right, I have information regarding the NMW’s first Pay-Per-View event! This event will be called Uprising, on September 30th, and will be put together as any normal Pay-Per-View would be. Except for one thing…at the end of the night, there will be a Royal Rumble, consisting of all of NMW competitors, which will determine the first World Heavyweight Champion of New Millenium Wrestling’s second coming! This will also lead into the crowning of the first North American champion as well, because the last three men in the ring, excluding the man who wins the Royal Rumble, will face off in a Triple Threat match to decide the North American Champ!

**The crowd pops.**

Winters-And now, on to tonight. We have a great show put together for all of you rabid fans, so let’s post the card up on the MilleniTron!

MATCH 1. CRAZY JOKER VS. TRIPLE J

MATCH 2. ZACK MACOMBER VS. CHANG MUSTAFA

MATCH 3. THRESH CREST VS. CLIFF

MATCH 4. MELVIN FROST VS. THE KNIFE

Fredericks-Wow, what a card!

Erikson-Why in the hell is there only ONE hardcore match?!?

**Winters looks up at the card and grins, happy with his handiwork.**

Winters-Well, there you have it folks, the card for this history-making night! Enjoy the show!!!

**Winters returns the mic as he and Cliff leave the ring and head to the backstage area. After the two are out of sight, the MilleniTron shows Commissioner Nathaniel Greenwood’s office. Greenwood is talking on the phone with someone, when suddenly two men burst into his office. He quickly hangs up the phone and addresses the two men.**

Greenwood-Can I do something for you two?

Kaltuul-Yes you can. You are the commissioner, correct?

Greenwood-Yes, yes I am.

Belthazar-Well, he is Kaltuul and I am Belthazar, we are the Tides of Darkness.

Greenwood-And why are you guys in my office?

Kaltuul-We are here to ask for a contract to join New Millenium Wrestling. We think we can be a great asset to your federation. Plus we believe that we can rid your company of such nuisances as Thresh Crest or Chang Mustafa.

**The crowd cheers in the background.**

Greenwood-Is that so? Well, I’m sorry boys, but there are no openings here at the moment. So if you’ll be so kind as to turn yourselves around and leave, I would would be very appreciative. Good day gentlemen, don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

**The two men stare at Greenwood angrily, but slowly turn and leave his office.**

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Fredericks-What the hell was that all about? NMW is still open for applications. Why would Greenwood turn those guys away?

Erikson-I don’t know, but they looked like trouble to me, I think he made a good decision.

Fredericks-Why was it a good decision? What was wrong with those two guys?

Erikson-I didn’t like their names.

Fredericks-Why God, why?

Erikson-I know you love me Tyler.

Fredericks-Moving right along, we’re ready for our first match of the night.

MATCH 1. CRAZY JOKER VS. TRIPLE J

**"Smoothe Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm hits and Crazy Joker walks onto the stage, to a chorus of jeers from the crowd. He slaps a fan in the front row as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and waits for his opponent to arrive.**

**"The Kings of Rock" by Run DMC strikes up quickly afterwards, bringing Triple J out, also to a chorus of boos, only this time they are louder. Triple J justs holds a middle finger in the air as he walks down the ramp and hops into the ring.**

The bell rings as Joker and Triple J circle each other a few times. They each notice that the crowd is booing both of them, so they shake hands, causing the fans to erupt into a booing frenzy. However, Triple J yanks on Joker’s arm and drives a knee hard into his gut. Triple J pounds Joker onto his hands and knees, then drops an elbow onto the back of his neck. Joker drops face-first to the mat. Triple J quickly steps over him and locks on a Camel Clutch. Referee Matt Springfield bends down and checks Crazy Joker.

Fredericks-It is waaaaaaaaay too early for a submission.

Crazy Joker is able to stretch his leg out to touch the ropes, and the ref makes Triple J break the hold. Triple J refuses, and the ref begins a 5 count. Triple J waits until 5, then lets go. Triple J jumps up onto the turnbuckle and yells "Fuck You" at the crowd. While he is soaking up the boos, Crazy Joker comes up from behind him, and slams him down off the turnbuckle with a Powerbomb! Joker floats over and hooks both legs……1……….2…………..Kickout!

Erikson-Oh, so close. Man, Tyler, I don’t know which guy to root for in this match.

Fredericks-Neither do I.

Crazy Joker starts throwing a temper tantrum as Triple J slowly gets to his feet. Joker notices that Triple J has gotten up, and swings a clothesline at him. Triple J ducks this, and when Joker turns around, he is met with a Triple J Superkick!!! Triple J covers as the ref counts……..1……………2……………NO! Crazy Joker kicks out.

Fredericks-Great resilience by Joker. That superkick almost took his jaw off.

Joker continues laying on the mat, as Triple J scales the turnbuckle. Crazy Joker begins to his feet, as Triple J prepares to leap. Triple J jumps off the turnbuckle and executes a perfect Cross Body Block onto Joker…but Crazy Joker rolls through and ends up on top of Triple J………1……………..2…………………..NO!!!! Triple J kicks out at the last second. Triple J sits up, shocked at the quick reversal. Meanwhile, Joker is getting up behind Triple J.

Fredericks-Nice heads up by Triple J. If he hadn’t been paying attention, Joker could have had him there.

Erikson-Triple J! Look out behind you!!!

Joker sneaks up on Triple J from behind, pulls his hair back, and hooks him in an inverted chin lock. He then drives himself downward, planting Triple J with a Reverse DDT! Triple J’s head bounces off the canvas as Joker quickly pulls him to his feet, instead of covering him. Crazy Joker kicks Triple J in the gut, doubling him over. Joker gets a small running start, and drops his leg over Triple J’s head, attempting a Fameasser. But Triple J stands up, hooking Joker in a one legged Powerbomb…only to have it reversed again into a Hurricanrana by Crazy Joker! Joker remains on top after the hurricanrana, as the ref counts………1………………2………………NO!!!!!!! Triple J kicks out once again!

Fredericks-OH! So close! Wow, what a series of reversals there!

Erikson-Who the hell is that?

A man in street clothes jumps the barricade and slides into the ring. He peels Triple J off the mat and plants him on his neck with a vicious looking German Suplex!!! Triple J looks to be out cold. The man yells something to Crazy Joker, and Joker covers Triple J…….1……………2…………………3!!!

Anna Lopez-Winner at 5:21, Crazy Joker!!!

Fredericks-What the hell is going on here? Who is this guy?

Erikson-I don’t know, but I don’t like him.

**The man in street clothes grabs a microphone as the crowd cheers him for attacking Triple J.**

Man-My name is Mike Rathje, and I’m here to rid the NMW of trash like Triple J. You probably all have heard of me from the Olympics, because I was a wrestler on the Canadian team. I lost of course, but my opponent payed the price. I German Suplexed his ass onto concrete, breaking his neck and killing him in the process. After I served my time for manslaughter, I decided that I liked the idea of hurting people, and that’s why I’m here in the NMW! I’ve been watching some of these guys perform, and it sickens me. Triple J is just the first to fall, and there will be many more. So NMW wrestlers……watch your back!

**Rathje drops the mic and heads back through the crowd.**

Erikson-Interesting…

Fredericks-Was that guy even under contract?

Erikson-I have no clue.

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**The camera cuts to the back, where Seth Winters and Cliff are in the President’s office. Winters is watching what has just happened.**

Winters-Ah, Mr. Rathje has arrived. This man is ferocious, I love it! NMW is coming along quite well I must say. Our roster is looking great, but we still are in need of more talented performers.

**As if on cue, the two men who were in Greenwood’s office earlier walk into Winter’s office.**

Kaltuul-Are you President Winters?

Winters-Yes, yes I am.

Belthazar-We are the Tides of Darkness, and we were just turned down from your federation by Commissioner Greenwood. We believe we were not given a fair chance, so we decided to speak with you.

Winters-Greenwood refused to give you two guys a contract? But I told him to send anyone looking to join to my office. What the hell is he thinking? Well guys, as far as I’m concerned, you’re both in. We are in need of more guys, and you two look like you can kick a little ass.

Kaltuul-Oh, we can kick more that a LITTLE ass…….sir.

Winters-I’m glad to hear that. If you’ll be so kind, follow my assistant Cliff here, and he’ll help you fill out the proper paperwork.

Belthazar-Thank you Mr. Winters.

Winters-No prob. Welcome to NMW, boys.

**Cliff leads the Tides of Darkness out of the room. Winters leans back in his chair.**

Winters-Why in the hell would Greenwood turn down two competitors looking to sign a contract with us? I had better check this out…

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Fredericks-Sweet! A new tag team has just been added to the roster!

Erikson-Eh, those guys look like a couple of pansies to me.

Fredericks-Nevertheless, something is going on between the Prez and the Commish, but I’m sure Mr. Winters will straighten everything out.

Erikson-I doubt it…

Fredericks-Why must you be such a downer?

**Erikson smiles.**

Fredericks-Nevermind. Folks, we’re ready for our next matchup.

MATCH 2. ZACK MACOMBER VS. CHANG MUSTAFA

**"Synthetic" by Spineshank hits and the crowd explodes in cheers as Zack Macomber struts down to the ring. He climbs in and raises his arms in the air, receiving even more cheers.**

**"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits and the fans quickly begin to boo, while Zack stands in the ring and smiles. Chang Mustafa emerges and walks down the ramp. One of the drunken fans is yelling at him, so Chang walks over to the man, and headbutts him! Chang shakes it off and sides into the ring.**

Fredericks-Did he just headbutt a fan?

Erikson-This guy isn’t the brightest crayon in the box.

Fredericks-Indeed.

Chang immediately charges at Zack for a spear, but Zack sidesteps him, and Chang nails his shoulder on the turnbuckle. Zack shrugs and the crowd laughs at Chang. As Chang turns around, Zack lifts him up and body slams him. Zack drops an elbow onto him, then another, and then a third. Chang slowly gets to his feet as Zack taunts him. Zack winds up for a clothesline, but Chang grabs his arm and slams The Mack down face first with a Single Arm DDT! Zack is a bit dazed, but he quickly gets to his feet. Chang slugs Zack in the face once, then twice, but his third punch is blocked. Zack comes back with a few punches of his own, sending Chang reeling backwards.

Fredericks-Zack is dominating this match!

Erikson-That’s just because Chang didn’t have time to warm up. Zack is a joke.

Zack slips underneath Chang’s arm, and delivers a T-Bone Zackieplex! Zack jumps up to his feet and points to the turnbuckle. He ascends it, but just then, Thresh Crest comes running down from the entrance ramp!

Fredericks-WHAT THE HELL???

Thresh jumps up onto the apron and pushes Zack’s foot off, causing him to get crotched on the ropes. Thresh flips off the crowd before running back up the ramp and heading backstage. Zack sits on the turnbuckle in pain as Chang climbs up and hooks him for a superplex.

Erikson-YES! Chang is gonna beat him! Go Chang!

Fredericks-You better chill out, before I slap you.

Chang lifts Zack into the air, and brings him down hard onto the canvas with a devastating Superplex! Chang gets up and starts pacing around the ring, taunting the crowd, which boos him accordingly. Zack lies motionless on the mat, while Chang continues to parade around. Chang finally decides to pin Zack. Chang bends over, but Zack reaches up and pulls Chang into a Small Package……..1……………2…………………3!!!!!

Anna Lopez-Winner at 3:42, Zack Macomber!

Erikson-What a cheap win!

Fredericks-Cheap, but smart.

Erikson-Smart my ass, he tricked him!

Fredericks-All’s fair in love and wrestling, Brian.

Erikson-Shut up.

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**The camera cuts back to Seth Winter’s office once again, where he and Cliff are talking.**

Winters-So you put your right leg in….and THEN take it out?

Cliff-Yeah, exactly. Then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

Winters-That’s what it’s all about?

Cliff-You’ve got it!

**Just then a pissed off Chang Mustafa bursts into the room. He is sweating and breathing heavily from his match with Zack Macomber.**

Chang-WINTERS! I’m tired of being pushed around here! I want respect, and I want it NOW!! Macomber just pulled a fast one on me, and I won’t stand for it!

Winters-I couldn’t agree with you more.

Chang-Well, I’m sorry you see it that way, because I……what? You said you agree?

Winters-Indeed. In fact, I have something for you.

**Winters reaches behind his desk and pulls out what seems to be a title belt. He hands it to Chang.**

Winters-Here you go. This is the new Xtreme Title, and you’re officially its first holder. That title will be defended 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Are you happy now?

**Chang grins and stares at his new belt.**

Chang-YES SIR!

Winters-Well then get out there and earn your respect!

**Chang continues staring at the belt, with all the joy of a little boy at Christmas. After he leaves the room, Winters looks at Cliff.**

Winters-See, you just have to know how to treat them.

Cliff-I see. You are the master, sir.

Winters-Damn skippy. Now let’s get back to this hokey pokey stuff.

Cliff-Alrighty.

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Fredericks-Wow, we just witnessed the crowning of the first NMW Xtreme Champion, Chang Mustafa.

Erikson-What kind of federation is this? You lose a match and you’re awarded a title?

Fredericks-Sorry Brian, even I can’t explain that one. NMW fans, we’re gonna go backstage once again because I’m told that our own Frank Williams has Zack Macomber for an interview.

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**Frank Williams is standing backstage alongside Zack Macomber, who is still recovering from his match with Chang.**

Williams-Zack, we just witnessed you getting a win over Chang Mustafa, in a match which included interference from Thresh Crest. What are your thoughts on that?

Zack-Without a doubt, I am pissed. Chang was a cream puff, but Thresh is gonna pay.

Williams-Are you going to challenge him to a match?

Zack-Hmmm, that’s a good idea.

**Zack looks into the camera and then looks as if something has just popped into his head.**

Zack-On second thought, I have a better plan. Come with me camera guy.

Williams-Thanks for the time Zack. Ungrateful bastard…

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Fredericks-Do I sense some hostility from our trusty interviewer?

Erikson-Eh, Williams is a piss twinkie.

Fredericks-I couldn’t agree more. Well folks, it’s time for our next matchup. This one should be a doosy.

MATCH 3. THRESH CREST VS. CLIFF

**"Fear" by Disturbed hits as Cliff walks out to a loud ovation, and he is followed closely behind by President Winters. Cliff runs and slides into the ring, while Winters slowly follows behind and takes a seat with the announcers.**

**"Breathe" by Nickelback hits as Thresh Crest comes out to loud boos. Thresh flips off the crowd and runs to the ring. He eyes Cliff, keeping a glare on him while he climbs slowly into the ring.**

Erikson-Go Thresh! You can do it!

Thresh offers his hand to Cliff...as if in a sign of friendship. Cliff accepts, but Thresh pulls him in for a capture suplex. Cliff, stunned, slowly gets to his feet and his met by swift kicks to the gut from Thresh. Thresh whips Cliff into the opposite turnbuckle and runs in with a clothesline. Cliff tries to get to his feet again, but is met by a series of snap suplexes.

Fredericks-Thresh showing some great offense here, but Cliff needs to get back in this.

Winters-Damn right he does! I put him in this match to make Thresh pay for his hostility towards our crew the other night...and Cliff is just performing like a joke.

Erikson-Hehe, well, no offense Mr.President....but Cliff IS a joke!

Winters-You better watch that tongue if you wanna keep your job.

Erikson-Yes sir!!

Thresh begins kicking Cliff while is down. He drops a hard elbow and covers Cliff……….1…………..2…………..kickout! Thresh gets pissed and gets up, grabbing the ref by his shirt. The crowd starts booing Thresh, but Thresh climbs the turnbuckle and yells at the crowd, getting even more boo's, which leads him to flip off a bald guy in the third row. As Thresh jumps off the turnbuckle and turns around, he is met by a hard gore from Cliff!!!

Erikson-GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!!!

Fredericks-Ok, we get the point.

Cliff goes for a quick cover. 1.…………....2.………...and Thresh kicks out. Cliff hooks Thresh up for a suplex, but drops him ribs first onto the ropes. Cliff climbs the turnbuckle and delivers an elbow drop to the back of Thresh's head. Cliff picks Thresh up, who is now holding his ribs, and attempts a DDT, but Thresh reverses into a release northern lights suplex. Thresh goes outside and starts talking smack to Winters, causing Winters to stand up and starting yelling back, giving Cliff time to hit a springboard missile dropkick onto Thresh.

Winters-That away, Cliff...teach that pathetic little toe rag a lesson or two.

Erikson-Mr.Winters, are you ok?

Winters-Erikson, get your head out of my ass! For Christ's sake man, where's your dignity?

Erikson-I'm sorry sir!!

Winters-As you should be!

Cliff whips Thresh into the steel steps. Cliff runs at Thresh, who catches Cliff with a drop toe hold, sending Cliff face first into the steps. Thresh sees that the cameraman is getting all of his bumps on camera and walks toward him. Thresh shoves the cameraman, but the cameraman responds by hitting Thresh in the head with his camera!! The cameraman takes off his NMW jumpsuit to reveal that it was Zack Macomber!!

Winters-What is Zack doing as our camera person??

Fredericks-Getting revenge on Thresh for his attempted interference.

Zack kicks Thresh in the head a few times, the grabs a chair, bashing it over the head of Thresh. Zack picks Thresh up and delivers a ZZT (DDT) to Thresh on the chair!! Winters then convinces Zack to to go the back and stop his interference. Zack slowly walks to the back with President Winters following close behind. Cliff rolls Thresh into the ring and goes for a cover………..1..…………….2..……….Thresh kicks out at 2 ½!!!

Fredericks-That was a close one.

Erikson-Yeah, because Zack Macomber can't let things go.

Cliff picks up Thresh and delivers Over The Edge (Sky High into X-Factor)!!

Fredericks-OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE OVER THE EDGE!! IT'S OVER!! IT'S OVER!!

Erikson-Calm down...geez, it's only a wrestling match.

Cliff goes for the cover as the lights go out and start flickering. A large man with the word ‘Gravedigger’ on his tights runs in from the crowd and hits The Last Descent (Screwdriver) on Cliff, giving Thresh some time to climb the turnbuckle and hit the Entropy (Rios Backflip Splash) on Cliff. Thresh hooks Cliff's leg……….1………......2...………..3!!!

Fredericks-NO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!

Erikson-YES!!! That was beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Lopez-Winner at 7:59, Thresh Crest!

Fredericks-What is up with all the interference tonight?

Erikson-I don’t know, but I like it.

Fredericks-You would.

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**The camera cuts backstage, where Mike Rathje is unpacking his clothes and such from his bag, and setting them in his locker. He shuts the locker door, and leaves the room. The camera follows him as he walks down the hallway, and as he turns a corner…he bumps into Gravedigger.**

Rathje-Whoa big guy, watch where you’re going.

Gravedigger-Listen to me, you little puke. Stay out of my way, or you’ll be six feet under sooner than you think.

Rathje-Oh really? If that’s a threat, I’ll see you in the ring next week.

Gravedigger-Imbecile…Fine, you have your match. And I’ve already got a pine box waiting for you.

**The two men stare each other down as the camera cuts back to the announce table.**

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Fredericks-It looks like tempers are rising in the back. Rathje, the Canadian Olympian, has just challenged that scary Gravedigger guy to a match on the next Revolution.

Erikson-Gravedigger is the man.

Fredericks-Moving right along, we’ve already arrived at the main event! Melvin Frost will be taking on The Knife. These two men have been talking smack to one another a lot recently, and apparently they’ve decided to settle their differences in the squared circle.

MATCH 4. MELVIN FROST VS. THE KNIFE

**"Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit pumps through the speakers as the fans get on the feet. Melvin Frost waits a bit then dances his way through the ropes. He stands up on the stage and looks down on the ring, he has a mic with him and begins to walk down to the ring when he talks into it.**

Frost-So I’m at a Star Trek convention when some of the guys from the ring crew approached me. They said they loved the work I did and if I needed anything, to let me know. So I figured, why not make tonights match with The Knife a little bit. Hm.. daring.. So I pulled my Trekkie strings and as you see dangling high above the ring.. is a CAGE!!

Erikson-Now I know I’ll be seeing blood!!

Fredericks-Pipe down, will ya? He’s not finished.

**He slides into the ring and continues**

Frost-So Knife, just like in Episode #242 when Captain Kirk defeated the Klingon, Jimbo Zimbop, I wi….

**Suddenly "Boiler" by Limp Bizkit hits, The Knife struts out and stands on the stage. An angry Melvin throws the mic out of the ring and calls for the cage lowered, Knife sees this and runs to the ring, he slides in just as the cage is being lowered and makes it in time!**

Fredericks-I can tell now, this is going to be one heck of a humdinger!

Erikson-Heh.. You said hum and dinger.

The Knife just finished sliding into the ring when Melvin runs over and kicks him in the head, finally he picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Melvin gets a running start and lunges at Knife, Knife grabs Melvin by the back of the head and rams him into the steel cage! Melvin turns and runs at Knife again who gives him a drop toe hold. Knife backs off and begins to laugh a bit, flustered, Melvin gets up and catches his breath. Knife motions at a grapple, and Melvin goes for it. They lock horns and Knife gives Melvin a knee to the gut, Melvin hunches over in pain as Knife puts Melvin inbetween his legs, picking him up he gives him a powerbomb! He looks over to the cage and begins to walk to it.

Erikson-Over?!?! It’s not over!! Get back in the ring and fight ya wuss, I didn’t see any blood yet!

Knife begins to climb when Melvin gets up, he holds the back of his head for a bit, shaking out some cobwebs. He runs over to the ropes, uses the top one as a springboard, he leaps up and grabs Knife by the back of the head, he yanks down on him and they both come back onto the mat hard as Knife’s head bounces off the mat!!

Fredericks-See what you did!? Christ, Knife could have been killed!

Erikson-But there’s no blood.

Fredericks-You really are a pathetic human being.

Melvin sits up and grins at Knife’s body lying on the mat. He picks up Knife and whips him into the turnbuckle, he goes up to Knife, grabs his head and continuously rams it into the cage. Knife falls back onto the mat and holds his head as bits of blood are shown.

Erikson-BLOOD!! I SEE BLOOD!!

Melvin grins yet again at Knife and his misfortunes. He then begins to climb up the cage. Knife turns his head to look up at Melvin. Melvin reaches the top of the cage, he sits up on the top and looks down on both sides, he looks at the fans and sees that they haven’t been satisfied. He then looks at Knife, laying helpless on his back on the mat. Closing his eyes, he gets to his feet and makes a dazzling leap from the top of the cage! He lands on Knife with a powerful frog splash! Knife simply leaps up into the air from the impact and lands with a thud on the mat. Melvin lays as well, holding his stomach after the death-defying leap.

Fredericks-This match is getting insane, someone needs to end it!

The fans begins to clap, they clap louder, Melvin stirs a bit and makes his way to the ropes, as he pulls himself up, Knife gets up on his knees! The crowd erupts in cheer after seeing what they did and Knife still getting up! Melvin gets an angry look in his eye and runs over to Knife, kicking him square in the ribs! Melvin then picks Knife up by the head and whips him into the ropes, Knife comes back but dodges Melvin’s clothesline, coming back around he dives underneath Melvin’s knee strike, Melvin turns around, THE CUTTER (Stone Cold Stunner) from the Knife out of nowhere! Melvin flops onto the mat and Knife falls helplessly as well.

Erikson-Hit em again! Where’s those damn chairs when you need them!

Fredericks-Will you get off the blood subject?

Erikson-Fine Fredericks…what do you want to talk about?

Fredericks-…Good point…carry on.

Knife begins to get up, he walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs up, before looking up at the top of the cage he glances at Melvin’s body. He judges the distance, and leaps, performing the Curtain Call (Lo Down)!!! The crowd begins is beginning to go nuts and makes calls to Knife to get out of the ring, for Melvin to get up, etc. Knife rolls over to the edge of the ring, he reaches in between the cage and the ring to the underskirt, he yanks it up and pulls out a chair. He wedges it into the ring and smacks it against the mat as Melvin begins to stir a bit!

Erikson-I can feel it in my bones…MORE BLOOD!!

Melvin uses the ropes to pull himself up. Knife runs and swings the chair down as hard as he can! Melvin pulls down on the top rope while falling down, releasing it just right to spring the chair back into Knife’s face!! Knife flies back as his eyes roll into the back of his head, he hits the mat with a sickening thud and lays there unconscious.

Erikson-OH MY GAWD!

The crowd is on their feet with applause and cheers, Melvin begins to feel the rush of energy as he pulls himself up again, after checking on Knife he begins to climb the cage. He climbs all the way up and looks down at Knife. He gives Knife the Vulcan hand gesture and climbs down out of the cage. The bell sounds as Melvin’s hand is held high by the referee!

Anna Lopez-Winner at 10:38, Melvin Frost!

Fredericks-Melvins wins a brutal cage match through sheer intelligence! Something you would know nothing about, Brian.

Erikson-Oh yeah? Well…..your mother is a whore.

Fredericks-Good one.

Erikson-I try.

Fredericks-Not hard enough.

Erikson-Leave me alone!

Fredericks-On that note, the time has come for us to bid our loyal NMW fans farewell for this week. What a terrific opening show! Be sure to check back here next Saturday as well, same MilleniTime, same MilleniChannel. Good night, NMW fans!

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