**The screen flashes onto the air, only instead of showing a shot of the crowd as usual, it shows a room full of NMW superstars, all sitting in fold-out chairs. Almost the whole roster seems to be in this small room, which has an old, crappy-looking podium standing in the front. Several absences include Gravedigger, Cliff, Tank, Desyre, Thresh Crest and Anarchy, Jackson King, and of course Zack Macomber. The roster is chatting among themselves, with the newcomers, Tony Monroe, Mr. Platypus, and the Great Kuda, sitting and talking on one side of the room. Cazz Selmer is sitting by himself, looking into his High Stakes title belt. Buddy the Clown and Aikeiro are playing poker over in another corner, and all of the chips are on Buddy's side of the table. Triple J is sucking on his lollipop in one area, as Crazy Joker watches enviously. Jason Moore and the Knife are sitting a few feet apart, but Jason is paying no attention, as he has his head down in his hands, and his eyes are wide open, looking back and forth rapidly. Suddenly, a homeless crew member walks into the room, and walks up to the podium.**

**The roster claps as Seth Winters walks into the room, wearing a black business suit and dark-rimmed glasses. He shakes the hand of the homeless crew member, and steps behind the podium. He taps on the microphone, which screeches in return.**

**The roster grumbles.**

**The Great Kuda looks confused, but nods.**

**The roster claps.**

**Jason Moore nervously looks up at Winters, and smiles a bit. Knife emotionlessly just nods.**

**Suddenly, "The Real Thing" Jackson King bursts into the room, with a small referee following behind him. He looks around for a moment, before lunging at Cazz Selmer! King spears Selmer out of his chair and begins pounding away on his face. Cazz struggle to free himself, but King continues to beat the stuffing out of him, as the ref awaits a pin. Just then, several homeless and Mexican crew members rush onto the scene, and pull King off of Selmer. The crew hold King back, as Cazz slowly gets to his feet, with his forehead bloody. King fights against the crew members, as they gradually pull him out of the room.**

**Cazz frowns in disgust, as he picks up his High Stakes title and holds it tightly.**

**Chang Mustafa suddenly stands up and raises his hand.**

Chang-But Mr. Winters…What are the State of the NMW??

**Winters grins.**

**Winters walks over and pats the confused Chang on the back, before leaving the room. The NMW roster starts to get up and file out of the room, as the camera switches to a live feed of the inside of the NMW Arena. The fans are all cheering, as "Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge kicks in, sending the crowd into an even bigger frenzy. The camera pans around the almost packed house, picking up a view of several home-made signs that the fans have brought:

"The Skankin' What?"

"R.I.P. Zack"

"Who is Jason Moore?"

"Crest rules!"

"Viva La Crouton!"

"X-Pac sucks almost as much as the MOW Slaughterhouse."

After picking up the signs, the camera swings around, accidentally popping a few fans in the head. It finally comes to a halt once again, as always, on the faces of the single owners of the only model of the 1972 Chevrolet Garboon, Tyler Fredericks and Brian Erikson.**

MATCH 1. "THE SKANKIN' PUNKABILLY" TONY MONROE VS. TRIPLE J* (LOLLIPOP OF MEDIOCRITY)

MATCH 2. THE GREAT KUDA VS. A CROUTON

MATCH 3. MR. PLATYPUS VS. CHANG MUSTAFA

MATCH 4. THE KNIFE VS. JASON MOORE

MATCH 5. BUDDY THE CLOWN AND AIKEIRO VS. "THE REAL THING" JACKSON KING AND CAZZ SELMER

**"Punk Nation Unification" by AFI suddenly hits the sound system, as the crowd lets out a decent-sized cheer for another newcomer, "The Skankin' Punkabilly" Tony Monroe. Monroe skanks his way onto the stage, points to the crowd, and then skanks his way down the entrance ramp. He then skanks halfway around the ring, before hopping up onto the apron and skanking into the ring.**

**The crowd watches Tony Monroe as he awaits his opponent…as "The Kings Of Rock" by Run DMC hits. The Lollipop of Mediocrity champion, Triple J, dances onto the stage, he bows to the crowd, holding his lollipop proudly. He then gayly skips his way down the ramp, hands the lollipop to the timekeeper, whom he then kisses on the cheek. The timekeeper smacks him, and Triple J walks away rejected, before climbing into the ring.**

The match begins with Triple J charging at Tony Monroe, who simply sidesteps the 'champion' and takes him down with a Drop Toe Hold. Triple J quickly gets up and runs at Monroe again, but gets dropped with a second Drop Toe Hold. This time Triple J gets up a little slower, as Monroe closes in and nails him with a chest chop. Monroe then whips Triple J off the ropes and takes him over with an Arm Drag. Monroe holds onto Triple J's arm and twists it into an armbar. Triple J slowly begins to crawl to his feet, before escaping the armbar, and hitting an elbow thrust to Monroe's midsection. Monroe releases Triple J's arm, as the 'champ' runs towards the ropes. Triple J bounces off the ropes and runs back at "The Skankin' Punkabilly", who dodges the charge of Triple J, locks him up, and delivers a quick Sambo Suplex! Triple J bounces off the mat, as Monroe makes the cover……….1………2……..Triple J barely kicks out. Tony Monroe gets back to his feet and pulls Triple J up with him. Monroe slips Triple J's arm over his neck, and delivers a Snap Suplex. Triple J quickly rolls out of the ring, holding his back in pain, as a small tear flows down his face. Monroe begins yelling at Triple J, as the crowd cheers on the Punkabilly. Triple J turns his face back to the ring, to reveal that tears are pouring from his eyes!

Triple J turns his back and starts to march his way up the ramp, pouting all the while. The ref begins to count Triple J out……..1……..2………3…….Monroe gets restless and hops out of the ring, chasing down Triple J………4………5……..6…….Monroe catches up to Triple J and hits him from behind with a forearm blow……….7………"The Skankin' Punkabilly" then grabs Triple J by the hair and begins dragging him back to the ring, with the tears still flowing……….8………Tony Monroe pulls Triple J up and throws him back into the ring. Monroe then hops up onto the apron, and climbs the turnbuckle, as Triple J wipes his eyes, and slowly gets to his feet. Monroe prepares to leap, but Triple J quickly runs and pushes his foot off the turnbuckle, crotching Tony on the top rope! Triple J then taunts the crowd, and climbs up onto the top rope as well, before making a humping gesture into Tony's face! Triple J then hops up onto his shoulder to deliver a top rope Hurricanrana…but Monroe reaches up and grabs Triple J, before leaping off and delivering a top rope Sitout Powerbomb!! Both men lie motionless for a moment after the large impact, but Monroe then starts to stir and spins over to make the cover………1……….2………The ref notices that Triple J's leg is laying on the bottom rope! Monroe curses, and gets up, awaiting the rise of Triple J. The 'champ' slowly gets up, with his back to Monroe. Monroe whistles, and Triple J turns around, taking a big swing with his right hand, and connecting with Monroe's face! Tony flops to the ground…as Triple J smiles. Triple J pulls Monroe up, only to get poked in the eyes, completing the Safety Pin Smack (Old Man Flop)!! Triple J falls onto his back, holding his eye, as Tony Monroe places his foot on Triple J's chest for the Lyberatchii Spoon (Cocky Pin)………..1…………2…………3!! Tony Monroe skanks his way over to the turnbuckle, and raises his arms in the air as the crowd cheers!

**Tony Monroe has his arm raises by the referee, as Triple J remains lying on the mat, holding his eye. The timekeeper throws the lollipop back into the ring, landing it next to Triple J. Monroe makes his way back up the ramp, and skanks backstage.**

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**A large and bulky homeless security guard is standing outside the entrance to the NMW Arena, shivering from the cold, and smoking a cigarette. He watches several cars go by, before looking down at his watch. He sighs and stands large in front of the entrance…when all of a sudden, Cliff and Tank walk up to him.**

**Tank and Cliff turn around, as Desyre walks up between them, wearing a very small halter top and leather pants. She walks past them and approaches the security guard, whose eyes widen at the site of her.**

**Desyre runs her hand up the guards gut, and then places her hand on his cheek. He shivers and drops his cigarette.**

**Desyre moves in to give the guard a kiss on the cheek, as Cliff and Tank smile. However, the guard reaches up and stops her. She backs away, confused.**

**Desyre struts up to the guard once again, before dropping down, and jabbing him in the groin!! The guard topples over, holding his crotch, as Desyre steps over his large body, and walks into the building. Tank and Cliff look at each other, shrug, and walk in after her.**

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**"In the End" by Linkin Park begins to play as Great Kuda takes his first step on the stageway towards the ring. He makes his way down the rampway as the fans, noted for their great accuracy with popcorn holders, take their best shots. Kuda dodges them all successfully and finishes the gauntlet, sliding into the ring.**

**"Just Got Wicked" hits as our lovely president, Seth Winters appears on the Millenitron. His voice fights through the boos as a man appears through the curtain carrying the lovable crouton on a platter down to the ring.**

**The Millenitron kicks out as the fans finish their booing and watch attentively to the ring. The man slides into the ring and places the crouton in the middle of the ring. He then turns and gets out of the ring, and returns to the back.**

Great Kuda smiles cockily to the crowd. They all snicker a bit and he turns to see the crouton. His face slowly changes from a smile to a frown of confusion. He takes a few steps around and then looks at the referee, who nods in approval, signaling for the combat to begin. He chuckles a bit then walks to the center of the ring. He then gets on his knees and places a finger over the tiny crouton….1……2….. Kuda pulls up! He chuckles a bit and tells the referee to wait one moment. He stands tall over the crouton and holds his foot over it. He gets ready to slam it down when suddenly, "Fuel" by Metallica hits!

Kuda keeps his leg over the crouton while checking over his shoulder for Tank. He turns back around and faces forward to have a hand reach out and grab his throat! Kuda thrusts his arms around frantically as Tank lifts Kuda up off the ground and slams him hard against the mat! Kuda’s body bounces around but Kuda makes the mistake of trying to get back up! Tank turns back around from about to leave to see that Kuda is trying to get up. Smiling, Tank walks over to Kuda and picks him up to his feet. Kuda, half dazed swings a sloppy punch and Tank, but Tank catches his fist! Kuda backs up and hits the turnbuckle! Tank’s face lightens up and he kicks Kuda in the gut, Kuda bends over and Tank grabs him in a powerbomb set up! Tank picks him up and hits The Bombshell! (Powerbomb into the turnbuckle) The Great Kuda falls to the mat and lays there unmoving. Tank slides out of the ring and grabs a mic.

Tank slides back into the ring and grabs the crouton. He looks over and smiles at Kuda, after grinning again he pulls the Great Kuda to the middle of the ring and lays the crouton on his chest. Tank points at the referee and he obliges…1……2…….3

**The crowd goes wild as "Just Got Wicked" blares over the loudspeakers! Seth Winters appears through the curtain followed by ten crewmen, carrying their wonderful cattle prods.**

**The crew members break into a sprint down the ramp as Tank grabs the crouton and scrambles over the barricade and through the crowd.**

**The camera fades out.**

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**"The Skankin' Punkabilly" Tony Monroe is standing backstage, sweating after his victory over Triple J. He looks up and notices that a camera is on him.**

**Monroe pats himself on the back as he skanks away and the camera fades.**

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**The camera cuts to the backstage area, where the Knife is sitting in his locker room, with his North American title over his shoulder. He is half dressed in his ring attire, but he seems very solemn for some reason.**

**Knife stands up, hanging his head.**

**Knife walks out of his locker room, as the scene fades.**

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**The crowd's attention turns to the stage, as the Toadies' "I Come From The Water" strikes the system. The crowd pops as one of NMW's newest competitors, Mr. Platypus, walks onto the stage. He struts back and forth on the stage, waving his arms around and giving the Platypus high-sign, whatever that may be. He then makes his way down the ramp and steps into the ring.**

**Once Mr. Platypus is in the squared circle, his music comes to a halt and gives way to "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. The crowd once again gives a cheer, this one a little stronger, as pro wrestling's most illiterate man, Chang Mustafa, walks into the public eye. He does a little jig onstage, nearly falling and killing himself, before slowly making his way towards the ring, eyeing up Platypus all the while. Chang's head is bandaged up, and he struggles to keep it from unraveling as he steps into the ring.**

The bell rings, as Mr. Platypus slowly steps in towards Chang. The two men grapple, and Chang comes out with a standing armbar. Platypus twists out of it and locks on a standing armbar of his own. Chang holds his shoulder in pain, as Platypus leans back, and headbutts Chang on the shoulder! Chang drops to his knees after this unorthodox maneuver, and Platypus claps to the crowd. The crowd begins clapping back, as Platypus turns around…and gets knocked back by a right hand by the now-standing Chang. Chang too starts pumping up the crowd, as he turns around and is knocked down with a clothesline from Mr. Platypus! Mr. Platypus, proud of his excellent move, hops up onto the second rope, facing the crowd, and starts yelling at them to get louder. The crowd cheers, as Chang sneaks up behind Platypus, and drops him off the second rope with a Belly to Back Suplex. Platypus lands on his neck, as Chang drops for the cover………1……….2……..Kickout by Mr. Platypus. Chang angrily gets up, but starts to sway as he gets a head rush. Platypus quickly takes advantage of this, as he pops back up, and slams Chang down with a Reverse DDT. Instead of going for a pin, Mr. Platypus bounces off the ropes, spins in a 360 circle, and then hits a jumping headbutt into Chang's sternum. Platypus then makes the cover………1……….2…….Chang gets a shoulder up. The crowd begins cheering on Mr. Platypus, as he pulls Chang to his feet. However, Chang quickly reaches up, grabbing Platypus by the ears…and drops him down into a modified Jawbreaker! Chang stands up again, holding his head in pain, and he begins scaling the turnbuckle. Mustafa gets to the top rope, as Platypus gets to his feet. Chang leaps off and connects with a big Missile Dropkick, sending Platypus sprawling backwards, tumbling out of the ring! Chang accidentally hits his face on the mat after he descends from the dropkick, and his nose is now bleeding. Chang pays no attention to it, as he hops out of the ring, and rolls the fatigued Platypus back into the ring. Chang then slides back in, and starts waving his arms in the air for the crowd. As Chang is doing this, Mr. Platypus kicks his leg up, connecting with Chang Mustafa's gonads! Chang doubles over holding his nuts, before falling down face-first, and landing on Platypus's nads as well! Both men lie on the mat in pain, as the referee starts the 10 count……….1………2………3……..4……..Both men kick their legs around, still clutching their groins……..5………6……..7……….Platypus starts to roll over and get up to his knees……..8……..Chang then does the same……..9…….Both men get up to their feet just in time, as Chang winds up for a big clothesline. Platypus ducks it, causing Chang to hit the ref instead! Chang frets for a moment, as Platypus recovers and turns around to kick Chang in the gut. Chang bends over, as Mr. Platypus hooks him up for the Wrath of the Platypus (Brainbuster DDT)!! Platypus lifts Chang vertically, before Chang turns in midair and slides out of the grasp of Mr. Platypus. Platypus turns around, as Chang kicks him in the gut and quickly executes the Buzzsaw (Tiger Driver)!! Platypus gets folded up on the mat, as Chang readies himself to make the pin…when the lights go out.

The lights suddenly flash back on a moment later, and Gravedigger is standing in the ring, holding Chang Mustafa in the air with his hand around Chang's neck! A second passes, and Chang is slammed down to the mat with the Embalmer (Chokeslam from Hell)!! Gravedigger looks down at the broken Chang, before climbing out of the ring and heading backstage up the ramp. Meanwhile, Mr. Platypus is slowly rolling over, and he places his arm on top of Chang, as the ref finally comes around to make the count…………..1……………2…………….3!! Platypus, surprised, groggily gets to his feet, and raises his hands in the air.

**"I Come From The Water" hits once more, as Mr. Platypus makes his way to the back. Chang slowly gets to his feet, with a furious expression on his face. He stomps out of the ring, stumbling around the whole way, and he too makes his way backstage.**

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**The camera cuts to the back, where Buddy the Clown is standing in front of a soda machine, with Aikeiro standing next to him.**

**Buddy headbutts the soda machine, and a Moutain Dew comes rolling out. He hands the can to Aikeiro, before headbutting the machine again. Buddy rubs his head as another Moutain Dew rolls out. Buddy and Aikeiro both open their soda cans.**

**Buddy lifts his can and moves it forward, as Aikeiro does the same….but Aikeiro thrusts his soda forward too quickly, and smashes it into Buddy's face! The Mountain Dew spills everywhere, and Buddy stares at Aikeiro, who smiles.**

**Buddy cuts Aikeiro off by slamming his can into Aikeiro's face. Aikeiro grins as Mountain Dew runs down his face.**

**Buddy walks off, as Aikeiro just smiles.**

**Aikeiro runs off in search of Buddy.**

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**The scene then cuts to Jason Moore's locker room, where he is stretching and preparing for his match. He suddenly stops and flops onto a chair in the corner. He drops his head into his hands.**

**Moore raises his head and looks around for a bit. He spots a pair of dark glasses sitting on the floor. He gets up and walks over to them.**

**Moore leans over and picks up the glasses, slides them on his face, and grins as the scene fades.**

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**"Boiler" by Limp Bizkit plays as the new North American champion comes out onto the stage with his belt draped over his shoulder. He holds his side in pain as he walks slowly down to the edge of the stage. He grabs the belt off of his shoulder and thrusts it into the air, receiving the crowd’s loud cheers. He then crouches down a bit, holding his stomach once more. He makes his way down the rampway as our two twinkie chucker commentators begin talking.**

**"Confession" by Cold strikes up as Jason Moore comes out from the curtain and stands there. The boos seem to wrap around throughout the arena as Jason takes a look around. He suddenly smiles and puts his arm up, he spreads his fingers out into the Vulcan sign as the crowd stops booing and chatters amongst themselves in wonderment. A stage hand gives him a microphone.**

**Jason Moore throws the mic to the side and makes his way down the ramp, eventually sliding in.**

The bell sounds as the two men stare at each other wearily. Knife blinks out of it and goes for a sloppy clothesline. The clothesline ends up hitting Jason off the top of the head when he ducks. They keep rolling with it thought and Jason kicks Knife in the stomach, bending him over. Jason locks him around the waist, and tries to heave him up, but Knife holds on to Jason’s legs! Jason sets him down and Knife pulls back on Jason’s legs dropping him in a spine buster! Knife falls to the mat, as if he has just wrestled a match before this one and starts gulping for air. Knife regains his composure and crawls himself over to Jason Moore, dropping an arm over him…..1…..2…..Jason gets his arm up! Knife slowly gets back to his feet, as does Jason and they both start to trade punches. Knife is the first to punch and a weak balled up fist rushes at Jason’s face as it cracks against it and falls off like a bug on a window shield. Jason swings one of his punches and just like Knife’s punch it seems to crash against Knife’s face and just slide back off. Suddenly Jason kicks Knife in the stomach! Jason locks Knife up in a suplex position, he stomps and hoists Knife into the air, stalling it! Knife starts to teeter forwards, but then backs up, he leans forward trying to even Knife out, but he loses his grip and Knife comes crashing down to the mat, barely able to land on his back so that he doesn’t land on his neck! Jason falls back, coughing again. Jason crawls to his knees and lays over Knife for a pin……..1…….2….. Kickout! Jason goes into a coughing frenzy as he gets up onto his feet. Knife slowly follows suit and gets up. Jason grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Jason puts his foot up for a big boot, but doesn’t get it up high enough and stuffs it into Knife’s stomach! Knife gasps for air as Jason points to the turnbuckle! Jason cuts his throat with his thumb signaling the Confession! (Top rope vertebreaker)

He coughs again and picks up Knife by the hair. Knife follows along with it and Jason whips him into the turnbuckle, nearly falling himself. He then walks over to Knife and climbs the turnbuckle. He pulls Knife up aswell and locks him up in the vertebreaker! But he stumbles a bit and loses his footing, falling with Knife landing sitting on Jason’s back! Knife, kind of woozily, falls off of Jason’s back and lands on his side. He pushes Knife on his back and pins him…1…..2… Kickout again! The crowd starts to boo in wonderment why the match is going from shit to... well… diarrhea. Knife pulls himself up to his feet and grabs Jason by the head and pulls him up. Knife gets ready to pull him up to his feet, but Jason puts his hands on Knife’s shoulders, and pulls him down into a chinbreaker! Knife bounces back up and flies back, landing on the mat with a thud! Jason gets on his feet and walks over to Jason. He runs to the ropes and bounces off, Jason jumps into the air and slams down on Knife with a leg drop! Jason takes his time getting back up, having another coughing fit. He runs to the ropes again, turns around and bounces off, getting caught off guard with THE CUTTER! (stone cold stunner) Knife falls to the mat out of extreme exhaustion with his head facing Jason. He slowly starts to crawl over to Jason as the crowd starts cheering louder and louder. He raises his arm dramatically into the air, and drops it down!……1……2……3!

**The crowd cheers louder as "Boiler" begins to play again. The referee brings Knife his belt and Knife begins to walk out of the ring. But he stops, and turns around. He walks back over to Jason’s laid out body.**

**Knife grabs one of Jason’s arms and hoists him up into standing. Helping him up, Knife calls for the mic.**

**Knife drops the microphone as Jason wearily stands up. Knife turns around and is about to leave the ring when he stops. He turns around and taps Jason on the shoulder. Jason turns around and Knife kicks him in the gut, giving him the Cutter again! Jason falls back to the mat and lays out, unmoving as "Boiler" hits again.**

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**Thresh is shown in a dark room again. Just like on Winter’s Wonderland the figure is hard to make out in the darkness except for a faint light. A faint light shines in to show long hair and what seems to be a bandana holding it. The figure with the hair nods as if he and Thresh have been having a conversation for awhile.**

**The camera fades out.**

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**"What is a Juggalo" by the ICP blares over the loudspeakers as Buddy and Aikeiro come out from the back. Aikeiro spins around before honking his nose. The crowd returns the honking from the clown noses they bought when they entered the arena. Once the honking nose finishes echoing around the area, Buddy and Aikeiro make their way down to the ring.**

**"Wonderboy" by Tenacious D suddenly hits and "The Real Thing" Jackson King with Cazz Selmer come out onto the ramp. They look at each other untrustingly and keep their distance as they walk down the ramp and slide into the ring.**

Buddy and Aikeiro immediately go at their opponents with a flurry of punches. Buddy grabs Cazz Selmer by the tights and spins around, launching him up and over the top rope onto the outside. Buddy then helps Aikeiro as they back King up into the turnbuckle. Buddy grabs King and hoists him up onto the turnbuckle. Buddy gets up on the 2^nd rope and locks a move on King, but Jackson King fires a punch that knocks Buddy down to the mat and he lands on his knees. Aikeiro runs up and jumps off of Buddy’s back, landing on King’s shoulders, flipping him down in an hurrancarana! Cazz Selmer slides back into the ring and as Aikeiro turns around, he is dropped with a power clothesline from Cazz! Buddy comes up behind Cazz and locks on a full nelson as Jackson King gets up. The referee runs over to yell at King to get out of the ring, but Jackson King argues, giving Aikeiro time to get up and smack Cazz in the face with a sweet chin music! King gets back behind the ropes and the referee turns, seeing Aikeiro behind his rope. Buddy quickly goes for the pin….1…..2…..Kickout! Buddy picks up Cazz by the hair and wraps his hands around Cazz’s head, slamming him down on his knee! Cazz gets back up and charges at Buddy, who ducks the clothesline, Cazz bounces off the turnbuckle and comes running back going for a spear, but Buddy puts up a knee driving it into Cazz’s midsection! Cazz falls again, giving Buddy a chance to go for another pin….1…..2…. Kickout! Buddy pulls Cazz up and drags him to his corner, tagging in Aikeiro. Buddy holds Cazz’s arm, and Aikeiro jumps on the rope, bouncing off and dropping a leg on Cazz’s arm! Buddy steps out as Aikeiro kicks Cazz repeatedly. Aikeiro lifts up Cazz and whips him into the ropes, Cazz reverses it, and when he gets back Cazz drops him with a neckbreaker! Aikeiro gets back up and Cazz whips him into the ropes, King walks over to where the Aikeiro will be and sets ready, but Aikeiro reverses the whip and Cazz goes towards the ropes, catching King off guard and flying him off the apron! Cazz stands by the ropes yelling down to Jackson King, the referee calls the tag and Cazz turns around, getting speared out of the ring by Aikeiro! Both King and Cazz get up from the outside and stare at each other, they begin to shove each other when Aikeiro comes flipping from inside the ring, body splashing the both of them!

Aikeiro grabs Jackson King and whips him into the ring. King gets up and facing Aikeiro and yells at him, getting poised to flatten him, when Aikeiro just laughs and honks his nose. Suddenly King hears another nose honk right behind him. His face of aggression turns to fear as he turns around and is given the Psycopathic Slam! (Sitout powerbomb into a pin) Buddy holds on for the pin…… But the referee is yelling at Aikeiro and Cazz! Buddy gets up and taps the referee on the shoulder, the ref turns and Buddy pins King…1……2……. Kickout! On the outside, Cazz whips Aikeiro into the metal steps. Buddy picks up King and whips him into the ropes, King reverses it and Cazz trips up Buddy from the outside! Buddy flattens on the mat as King tags in Cazz. Cazz comes into the ring and immediately slaps an armbar on Buddy. Buddy writhes in pain as he desperately reaches for the ropes, but Cazz is able to pull him back away, keeping himself inbetween Buddy and the ropes. The referee gets down to check on Buddy when Aikeiro leaps onto the apron and sidekicks Cazz in the face, letting Buddy roll him up! 1……..2…….3!

**"What is a Juggalo" hits again as Buddy and Aikeiro both stand tall in the ring with their tag team titles over their shoulders, receiving the crowd’s praise and glory.**

**Both commentators stare at each other, then back at the camera, before bursting out into uncontrollable laughter. The camera fades out, as the show comes to an end.**

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