NOTE: THIS SHOW COULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSTED WITHOUT THE HELP OF JASON MOORE AND THE KNIFE. THESE TWO REALLY CAME THROUGH WITH THEIR MATCH REPORTS, AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOW BEING POSTED. THANKS GUYS.

**The scene opens inside a packed NMW Arena, where in the ring, several homeless crew members are scrubbing the canvas with mops to clean the splattered pelican blood that had not been cleaned up since the last show. The camera then pans out to the show the crowd, and zooms in on one particular overweight man who is struggling to get up the stairs and reach his seat. He is almost to the top of the flight of stairs, when one boy in a group of teenagers sticks his foot out into the aisle, causing the fat man to trip and fall, taking a nasty spill down the stairs. The crowd pops at the sight of this, as "Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge strikes up, echoing throughout the already loud arena. The camera flies around the frenzied crowd, picking up a few signs along its path:

"Chang got screwed."

"Step on up to the Real Thing."

"Buddy is a threat to the elderly."

"I want a French omelet."

"Re-instate Zack."

"NMW and UAW team up to kill X-Pac."

After showing the signs, the scene cuts to show a hot dog vender just outside the main part of the arena. No one is giving him any business, and the vender looks very depressed. Desyre then comes walking by, and buys a hot dog from the unsuspecting vender. Immediately, a swarm of middle-aged men swarms the vender, as he looks on with a large smile on his face. The cameras then cut to the announce table, where everyone's favorite mouse trap designers, Tyler Fredericks and Brian Erikson, are sitting.**

MATCH 1. BUDDY THE CLOWN VS. AIKEIRO (EXTREME TITLE)

MATCH 2. CAZZ SELMER VS. TANK

MATCH 3. TIDES OF DARKNESS VS. MELVIN FROST AND THE KNIFE* (TAG TEAM TITLES)

**Just then, "Jingle Bell Rock" hits, and the fans turn their attention to the entrance way. The man who was shown in a promo last week, Chris Cringle, steps out onto the stage, still wrapped in Christmas lights and wearing a wreath around his neck. He carries a small pouch over to the corner of the stage, and begins throwing fake snow out into the crowd. The crowd cheers him on, as he skips down the ramp, and slides into the ring.**

**The crowd pops.**

**The crowd pops even louder at the sound of free stuff.**

**"Breathe" by Nickelback hits.**

**Thresh Crest steps out onto the stage, with a pouch of his own. He walks to the corner of the stage, imitating Cringle's action from a bit earlier. He reaches into the pouch, and pulls out…coal! He grabs a handful of the black rocks and chucks them into the crowd, pelting several fans. The crowd boos him loudly, as he grins and makes his way down the ramp. Cringle just smiles back at him, as the NMW Champ slides into the ring. He grabs the mic from Cringle's hand.**

**The crowd boos.**

**The fans become confused, and some even start to cheer at Thresh's apparent change of heart.**

**Thresh holds the microphone up to Cringle's mouth.**

**Thresh yanks the mic away.**

**Cringle nods.**

**Thresh lifts the bag of coal up into the air, and smacks Cringle across the face with it. Cringle spins in a 180, as Thresh hooks his head from behind, and drops him with the Clash (Jumping Reverse DDT)! Cringle's head bounces off the canvas, as Thresh gets back to his feet and grabs the microphone again.**

**The crowd cheers for Zack Macomber.**

**The crowd boos Thresh, as he spikes his mic down onto Cringle's broken body. Crest then jumps out of the ring and heads backstage, as some of the fans begin trying to hit him with the coal that he threw at them earlier.**

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**The camera cuts to President Winter's office, where he is flipping through some sort of files. He has three folders laid out on his desk, and is sitting with his chin in his palm, in deep thought. The camera pans upward to show that each one of the folders is titled with a federation name on it: MOW Slaughterhouse, PWF, and SEW. Winters looks back and forth at the folders.**

**Winters glances at the folders once again. Each one is filled thick with papers.**

**Brian Erikson and Tyler Fredericks are then heard in the background, at the announce position.**

**Winters continues pondering, when there is a knock at his door.**

**The door opens, and Desyre walks in. The fans are heard cheering in the background, and Winters instantly begins grinning from ear to ear.**

**The camera fades.**

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"Waiting to Die" by (hed) PE blasts throughout the arena as Aikeiro walks out onto the ramp with the Xtreme title around his waist, a kendo stick in one hand, and nunchucks in the other. The crowd boos him as he walks to the ring and slides in, waiting for Buddy.

Just then, "What Is A Juggalo" by ICP begins to blast throughout the arena as Buddy the Clown drives out onto the stage in his little clown car. He drives down the ramp and circles the ring, slapping hands with the crowd as he does so. He pulls his little car to a stop up on the ramp and pops the trunk. He reaches in and grabs some brass knuckles, his patented flower, and some other zany clown stuff before turning to face Aikeiro.

Buddy tosses his weapons into the ring and climbs in, but is met by several shots to the head by Aikeiro and his nunchucks. Aikeiro then goes to town on Buddy with several of his martial arts type kicks before walking over and picking up the kendo stick. Aikeiro turns and swings, but is caught by a choke from Buddy. Buddy lifts Aikeiro into the air and slams him down with a thunderous chokeslam.

Buddy then picks up his brass knuckles and puts them on. Aikeiro groggily gets to his feet, when he is met by a punch to the temple from Buddy! Aikeiro drops to the mat like a rag doll as Buddy the Clown picks up his flower and sets it up on his outfit. Aikeiro crawls over to the turnbuckle and uses it to pull himself up. Buddy walks over to Aikeiro and sprays him with the flower! But instead of water, a greenish liquid sprays out into Aikeiro's eyes! Aikeiro fights to get the liquid out of his eyes when Buddy runs out of the ring and over to his car. He pulls out a pie and climbs back in the ring. Buddy taps Aikeiro on the shoulder and as Aikeiro turns around, Buddy smashes the pie in his face! Aikeiro drops, seemingly out of it. Buddy tosses the pie pan over to where the announcers are seated.

**Erikson walks over and picks up the pie pan and walks back over to his seat.**

Buddy grabs Aikeiro by the hair and lifts him to his feet before giving him a swift kick to the nads and setting him up for a powerbomb. Buddy lifts Aikeiro into the air, takes a few steps, turns, and lands with a devastating Psychopathic Slam (Sitout Powerbomb w/Pin)! The referee drops and counts………………1....………….…….2....………..……...3!!!

"What is a Juggalo" begins to blast throughout the arena as Buddy places his newly won Extreme title on the hood of his clown car and drives to the back.

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**Chang Mustafa is walking around backstage, and he looks pissed. He walks past a snack machine, which he punches. He then holds his fist in pain, and whimpers. He marches down the hallway, before passing a door that reads "Gravedigger".**

**Chang knocks on the door, and waits, but gets no response. He knocks harder this time, then holds his fist again after hitting it too hard. The door flies open, and the dark figure of Gravedigger is standing there.**

**With that, Gravedigger slams the door in Chang's face. The door hits the bridge of the man's nose, and knocks him backwards. A tear rolls down Chang's cheek as he storms off down the hall, holding his nose.**

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**Jackson King is shown standing backstage with Frank Williams. Williams is holding a microphone, and waiting for the cameraman to give him the signal. Finally, King rips the mic from William's hand, and starts the interview himself.**

**King grabs Williams by the shirt collar, and immediately he is surrounded by homeless security guards with cattle prods. "The Real Thing" lets go of Frank, but keeps his eyes trained on him. King then looks at the guards.**

**Williams pushes through the guards and leaves the scene, as the camera fades.**

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**The lights kick out and "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" by Marilyn Manson and the Sneaker Pimps begins to play. Light bits of shimmering rain fall in front of the stage as Kaltuul and Belthazar step out. The lights slowly begin to go back on, but they can barely keep a strobe effect going. The Tides climb in the ring and face the ramp they just came up, waiting for the Champs.**

**The lights begin to fade back into a strobe effect again as "Boiler" by Limp Bizkit hits again. The song plays about half way, but still no sign of Melvin or The Knife. Katuul and Belthazar turn around to be met by two swift chair shots from The Knife and Melvin. Melvin tosses the chairs out of the ring as Knife forces the ref to ring the bell.**

Melvin stays in as the legal man and stomps Belthazar out of the ring. Melvin starts trash-talking Belthazar, then turns around right into a chokeslam from Katuul. Katuul motions for Belthazar to raise his boot up, and Katuul slams Melvin's face into the huge boot of Belthazar. Katuul then tags in Belthazar as he whips Melvin off the ropes. Melvin comes running back, only to be met by a vicious double spinebuster from the Tides.

Knife is standing on the apron, pounding the turnbuckle to get a tag. Melvin starts to crawl in that direction, but Belthazar grabs his foot and pulls him into a single leg crab. Melvin struggles to get to the corner. Melvin reaches the corner and tags in Knife, who climbs the turnbuckle. Melvin struggles under the ropes, as Knife flies off the turnbuckle and grabs Belthazar's head, landing in a Diamond Dust. Knife begins to stomp the hell out of Belthazar. Knife pulls Belthazar to his feet, only to give him a swift kick the nads. Knife runs off the ropes and connects with a swinging neckbreaker to Belthazar. Knife crawls over to Belthazar and locks on a dragon sleeper.

Belthazar fights his way to his feet and shoves Knife to the ropes. Knife runs back with an attempted clothesline, but Belthazar ducks and connects with a huge flapjack! Knife struggles to his feet, a bit dazed from the flapjack. Belthazar walks over and tags in Katuul, who climbs in and stalks Knife. Knife turns around, only to be met by a thunderous spear from Katuul. Katuul stays on to deliver some hard rights and lefts to the sides of Knife's head. Katuul picks up Knife and sets him up for a powerbomb. Katuul lifts him up, but Knife kicks his feet out and plants Katuul with a hard DDT.

Knife runs over and tags in Melvin, who runs in and starts stomping away on Katuul. Frost goes for an elbow drop, but Katuul moves out of the way. Katuul gets to his feet and rushes right into an arm drag from Melvin. Katuul gets back up and angrily runs right into another arm drag, but this time Melvin holds onto Katuul's arm in an armbar. Melvin, still holding onto Katuul's arm, pulls him to his feet. Melvin give's Katuul an arm wrench, then whips him into the ropes. Katuul comes running back with a clothesline that nearly takes Melvin out of his boots! Katuul picks Melvin up and slams him back down with a vicious Jacknife powerbomb.

Katuul tags in Belthazar and picks up Melvin. Katuul holds Melvin's arms allowing Belthazar to just pumel the hell out of Melvin. Belthazar kicks Melvin in the nads, dropping him. The ref forces Katuul to leave the ring and Belthazar covers Melvin. The ref drops and counts………..1..…………...2.……….....KICKOUT!

Belthazar picks Melvin up and connects with a sitdown powerbomb. The ref drops and counts………….1…………....2...……….Knife comes in and dropkicks Belthazar in the face, breaking up the count. Knife drags Melvin to the corner, climbs out and tags himself in, then comes back in and punches Belthazar. Belthazar just stands there and laughs, as Knife connects with another punch. Knife runs into the ropes and connects with a flying forearm, knocking the big man off his feet. Knife runs off the ropes and lands an elbow drop onto the dark heart of Belthazar. Knife pulls Belthazar to his feet kicks him in the gut and attempts the Cutter (Stunner), but Belthazar picks him up and launches him across the ring. Belthazar picks up Knife and whips him into the turnbuckle, and the referee!! Belthazar kicks Knife in the gut and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle...and the ref!!

Katuul grabs a chair and slides back in the ring with it, but Melvin runs in and dropkicks the chair into Katuul's face! Just then, "Confession" by Cold is heard as Jason Moore runs to the ring with the North American title. As Katuul and Belthazar give Melvin a double brainbuster to Melvin on the chair, Jason Moore lays the North American title in position, then sets Knife up on the turnbuckle.

Jason Moore lands with a Confession (Top Rope Vertebreaker) onto the North American title. Katuul walks over and puts a foot on Knife as Jason grabs the ref's hands and counts……….……1……………….….2…………………….3!!

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**Buddy the Clown is walking backstage, smiling even bigger than usual. He has the Extreme title over his large clowny shoulder, and he is walking with a strut in his step. Suddenly, Crazy Joker jumps out in front of him.**

**Crazy Joker quickly pulls out a pie of his own and throws it at Buddy, but the large clown is able to dodge it. Buddy quickly pulls off his rubber red nose, and chucks it at Joker, pegging him right in the eye! Crazy Joker collapses, holding his eye in pain. Buddy chuckles, and continues on his merry way.**

**Buddy walks a bit further, when Aikeiro charges at him from around a corner. Buddy doesn't notice him in enough time, and Aikeiro connects with a large running superkick! Buddy falls to the ground, as a referee scurries around the corner. Aikeiro gets down and pins Buddy…………..1……………2……………Buddy throws Aikeiro off of him. Aikeiro gets up and charges again, but this time Buddy raises his big clown shoe, and nails Aikeiro with a big boot! Aikeiro hits the floor hard, and lays there. Buddy chuckles once again, and looks around for his Extreme title.**

**Suddenly, "The Real Thing" Jackson King flies up behind Buddy, and nails him in the back of the head with the belt! Buddy stumbles forward, and King jumps on the 7 foot clown's back, and begins choking him with the belt strap! Buddy struggles to pull King off, but can't quite reach him.**

**Buddy throws an elbow back, which catches King's jaw. King drops off of Buddy's back, as the clown turns and swings a clothesline. King ducks, and grabs Buddy's arm, hooking him in a Cobra Clutch! King then lets out a yell of determination…and delivers the Genuine Article (Cobra Clutch Suplex), onto the concrete floor! Buddy lands head-first, and doesn't move. King crawls over and hooks the leg, as the confused ref counts………….1…………….2…………….3! The ref gets up, as does King. The referee picks up the Extreme title and hands it to Jackson King.**

**The scene fades, as King steps over Buddy's body, holding his newly-won title belt.**

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**The cameras cut back to the arena, as "Breathe" by Nickelback hits. Thresh Crest stomps down the ramp, microphone in hand, and steps into the ring as the crowd's boos pour down on him. He pays no attention, and turns to face the entrance way.**

**Thresh waits for a moment, but nothing happens.**

**Thresh paces around the ring, and yet nothing happens. Thresh's face becomes flooded with anger now, and the fans start to chant "Zack, Zack, Zack".**

**"Synthetic" by Spineshank hits, and the crowd goes nuts. Inside the ring, Thresh smiles. Zack Macomber appears on the stage to a huge pop, as he paces back and forth across the stage, soaking up the adulation of the crowd.**

**Macomber grins as he stares down at Thresh. Zack high fives some of the fans, as he begins to make his way down the ramp. Suddenly, he is knocked down from behind…by a swarm of NMW homeless security guards! About five or six guards come charging from the back, each attacking Macomber. Zack falls to the ramp, and the guards punish him all the way to the bottom of the ramp. Then President Winters appears up on stage, and he too begins pacing down to the ring. Thresh just stands in the ring and smiles.**

**The homeless security guards pull Zack up to his feet, and roll him into the ring, where he lands at Thresh's feet. Thresh immediately begins stomping on him, as President Winters slides into the ring, along with his half-dozen guards. They all surround Zack and begin stomping on him, before Winters calls them off.**

**Winters takes a microphone, and gets down on his knees next to Zack.**

**Winters gets back to his feet as the guards and Thresh begin their assault on Zack once again. Thresh then slides out of the ring, and lifts the apron skirt up, searching underneath the ring.**

**The guards in the ring continue stomping the crap out of Macomber…when Thresh pulls out a ladder! He slides it into the ring, as Winters grins and looks down at Zack.**

**Thresh laughs and opens the ladder, inserting Zack's leg in between it. Thresh then climbs onto the second rope……and drops a leg onto the ladder, closing it onto Zack's leg! Macomber screams in pain, but Winters looks displeased.**

**Thresh nods and heads towards the turnbuckle again…when "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits! The crowd erupts as Chang Mustafa comes charging down the ramp with some sort of steel rod! The security guards immediately leave the ring, but Thresh just stands and watches as Chang slides into the ring. Chang raises the pole above his head, preparing to hit Thresh, but Thresh just laughs. Chang, with a confused look on his face, lowers the steel rod.**

**Thresh points at, or behind, Chang…as Anarchy slides into the ring behind him! Chang notices them at the last moment, and is able to nail Kaltuul with a backswing to the head! Belthazar then tries to get in a shot, but Chang knocks him down too! Then Morbid Angel low blows Chang from behind, causing him to drop the pole. Chang falls to his knees, as Aikeiro hits him with a stiff kick to the head! Thresh then pulls Chang to his feet, and locks him in the Riot Act (STO 2), when "Blackened" by Metallica hits!**

**Gravedigger is nowhere to be seen on the stage, as Anarchy turns it's attention to the ramp. "Blackened" continues to play, but still no Gravedigger. Thresh quickly connects with the Riot Act (STO 2) on Chang, then gets back up to his feet and readies himself for Gravedigger. Morbid Angel hops out of the ring, and heads for the ramp…when a hand shoots out from under the ring, and drags him under! Thresh and the rest of Anarchy watch in disbelief as Angel disappears underneath the ring. Aikeiro and the Tides then hops out and look underneath the ring. Suddenly, a loud shot is heard, like steel hitting skull. The camera pans around to show Aikeiro lying unconcious, as Gravedigger emerges from underneath the ring, holding a chair! The Tides charge him, but he swiftly takes them out with chairshots to the head. He then looks up into the ring to see Thresh, who doesn't falter.**

**Gravedigger slides into the ring with the chair, and stares down Thresh. Gravedigger then charges up a large swing, but Crest quickly slides out through the bottom rope, and begins retreating up the rampway, followed closely behind by President Winters, who is still clutching his microphone.**

**Winters and Thresh continue up the ramp to safety, as Gravedigger watches from the ring, and Chang watches from the floor. Zack slowly slides his leg out of the ladder, and gets to his feet. Zack stands up, and sees Thresh and Winters walking backstage. Zack begins to go after them, but is cut off by Gravedigger, staring face-to-face with him. Gravedigger nails an uppercut to Zack's jaw…and delivers the Last Descent (Screwdriver)!!!! Zack slumps to the mat, as the crowd, shocked, gives a mixed reaction to Gravedigger. Chang Mustafa just watches in amazement from the floor.**

**Gravedigger steps out of the ring, and heads up the ramp, as the crowd starts booing him. Chang slides into the ring and checks on Zack who is unconscious once again. The camera shows Gravedigger, who has stopped at the front of the stage, and is staring back towards the ring.**

**The scene fades on the face of Gravedigger.**

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