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Reciently i went to the gay shawnz's website (www.fern-dez.com). To my surprise he had sold the site to some gooker named Honz Deza! now thats not why i am pist, i am pist because honz calls me gay on the website! and i am not gay! so i have this to say to honz........hey chinky back that bycycle of yours up u lil bitch! u wanna call me gay u cat eating stir fried rice mother fucker!!!! you think i am gay? how bout u send mrs.deza on down to my place, we'll see how gay i am!!!! i'd have that bitch UP ALL NIGHT! she'd be wetter then china and the see of japan, i'd have her screaming like godzilla, and kicking like jackie chan! and u know she'd love it, it would be good for her to get some "deep dickings" for a change! maybe i can do some kinky shit with her, she'd let me tie her up, blind fold her with dental floss, and id cover her in that tasty red sauce, and lick her all over. i bet she'd love to have a real man like moi caress every part of her body with my tongue! me and her would do things u couldnt even dream! and if she promises to do my laundry and cook me some of that rice shit every day i may let her dump your ass and marry me, this way she can get a green card and legally stay in canada! (shortly after this was posted Honz Deza e-mailed me, and here it is)..................................... to mista doug jonsson son, me so vewwy vewwy sowwy, me no mean to offend u, me vewwy sowwy. many appologie go to you mista doug jonsson son! please no do my wife, me luv hew, me luv hew looong time! me no want to lose hew. u canadian men u have big canadian pee pee, i have small asian pee pee, its so vewwy vewwy small! me no want u to give my wife deep dickens, that is a no good! me so sowwy to u, how u want me make it betta? u want me jewk u off? how bout me give u sucky sucky? just please no do my wife! i will do anything fow u doug jonsson son. i make u speacial won tong soup, u liky liky! so sowwy, yow pal Mista Honz Deza.