My Favorite Things About masterbation
Synonyms for Masturbation
For women:
Applying lip gloss , Basting the tuna , Brushing the beaver , Burying the knuckle , Butterin' the muffin, Checking my oil , Checking the foxhole , Checking the status of the I/O port , Circling the knoll , Cleaning my fur coat , Cleaning your fingers , Creamin' the pie , Digging for my keys , Digitating , Doing my nails , Doing something for my chapped lips , Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba , Drinking from the fountain of youth , Drooling , Dusting the endtable , Entering the ring of fire , Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little finger), Finger blasting , Finger fuck , Finger pie , Flicking the bean , Flossing the cat , Frigging , Getting a stain out of my carpet , Going Mining , Gusset typing , Hula-hooping , Itching the ditch , JocelynEldering , Killing off , Licking my lips (for contortionists) , Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!) , Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat , Making soup , Nulling the void , Paddling the pink canoe , Parting the red sea , Petting Snoopy , Playing solitare , Playing The Silent Trombone , Playing the beaver , Pokin' the pucker , Polishing the wedding ring , Preheating the oven , Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^) , Pussy poking , Riding the waterslide , Rolling the dough , Rubbin' the nubbin , Scratching the patch , Secret vice , Shooting hoops , Shooting the rapids , Slapping the Mackerel , Snatching , Soaking in Palmolive , Spelunking , Stiffening my upper lip , Stirring it up , Stoking the furnace , Strumming the banjo , Surfin' the channel , Taking a dip , The two fingered tango , Tickling the taco , Toggling the bit , Unclogging the drain , Visiting Niagra Falls , Visiting your safety deposit box , Whipping your nest , Working
for Men:
A big date with Rosy Palms , Adjusting your set , Applying the hand brake , Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior , Auditioning the finger puppets , Auditioning your hand puppet , Backstroke roulette , Bashing the Bishop , Bashing the candle , Beating off , Beating the balogna , Beating the bed flute , Beating the Bishop , Beating the dummy , Beating the old man , Beating the pud , Beating the stick , Beating your meat , Beef-stroke-it-off , Being a virtuoso of the skin flute , Being your own best friend , Biffing off , Bleed the weed , Blowing the load , Blowing your own horn , Bludgeoning the beefsteak , Bobbing your boloney , Bopping Richard , Bopping the bishop , Bopping the bolgney , Bopping the Bonzo , Boxing the bald champ , Boxing the clown , Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches , Boxing with Richard , Buffin' the bishop , Buffing the banana , Buffing the rifle , Buggering your hand , Burping the baby , Burping the worm , Buttering the corn , Caning the vandal , Capturing the bishop , Charming the snake , Checking for testicular cancer , Cheesing off , Choking Kojak , Choking the bald guy until he pukes , Choking the chicken , Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come , Churning your butter , Clamping the pipe , Cleaning your rifle , Clearing the snorkel , Climbin the tree , Climbing Mount Baldy , Clobbering the Kleenex , Closet Frisbee , Clubbing the clam , Coating Prince William Sound with love oil , Coming into your own , Coming to grips with yourself , Cooking the cream of cock , Corralling the tadpoles , Couch hockey for one , Cranking the love pump , Cranking the monkey , Cranking the shank , Crimping the wire , Crowning the king , Cuddlin' the Kielbasa , Cuffing the carrot , Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye , Dating Miss Michigan (think geography) , Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters , Decongesting the weasel , Defrosting the fridge , Diddling , Digging for change , Digitally oscillating one's penis , Doin' The Solitary Rhumba , Doing a hand job , Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love , Doing handiwork , Doing It Your Way , Doing the five-knuckle shuffle , Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT , Doing the janitor thing , Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump , Doing the pork sword jiggle , Doing the White Knuckler , Doing your own thing , Downing at the club (for members only) , Draining the monster , Draining the poisons from the building , Driving the skin bus , Dry humping the ottoman , Dundering the devil-dolphin , Electing the president , Engaging in safe sex , Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell , Faxing Jimmy Dean , Faxing the Pope , Feeding the ducks , Firing the flesh musket , Firing the Surgeon General , Fishing for zipper trout , Fist fucking , Fisting your mister , Five-finger solo , Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump , Five on one , Flick on over the thumb , Flapping Takkie (South African) , Flaying the Emperor , Flicking the bic , Flipping the Bishop , Flogging the bishop , Flogging the dog , Flogging the dolphin , Flogging the dong , Flogging the frog , Flogging the hog , Flogging the log , Flogging the mule , Flogging the salami , Flogging your dumber brother , Flute solo , Fly fishing , Fondling the fig , Freeing Willy , Friggit , Frosting the pastries , Galloping the antelope , Galloping the old lizard , Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion , Getting a date with Slick Mittens , Getting a grip on things , Getting a stiffy , Getting chafed , Getting off , Getting the German soldier marching , Getting the glue stick , Getting to know yourself , Getting your palm read by Mister Softee , Getting your palm red , Getting your pole varnished , Giving it a tug , Giving yourself a low five , Glazing the donut , Gluing the lady's eye's shut , Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh , Going blind , Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela , Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters , Going on Peewee's little adventure , Going the blow , Grappling the gorilla , Greasing the pipe , Gripping the pencil , Hacking the hog , Han Solo , Hand job , Hand Shandy , Handy work , Hanging the old man , Hard labor , Having a ball , Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake , Having a date with Fisty Palmer , Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters , Having a ham shank , Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang), Having a one-night-stand with yourself , Having a Sherman (British) , Having a tug , Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops , Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel , Having dinner , Having it off , Having sex with someone you love , Hitchhiking to heaven , Hitchhiking underneath the big top , Holding my own , Holding the sausage hostage , Honing the cone , Hugging the hog , Humping the hose , Ironing some wrinkles , Jack hammering , Jacking off , Jazzing yourself , Jerkin' the gherkin , Jerking Jamby , Jerking off , Jerking the turkey , Jerking yanking daisy-chaining , Jizzlobbing , Juggling the coullions , Just jerkin' it , Kicking seamen , Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents" , Killing it , Kneading my knockwurst , Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump , Knuckling the bone , La veuve poignet (French) , Launching the hand shuttle , Looking for ticks , Loping the mule , Loves labors lost , Loving the muppet , Lubing the Tube , Making a foreskin cone , Making friends with Big Ed , Making instant pudding , Making the bald man puke , Making the scene with the magazine , Making vanilla jism shakes , Making yourself at home , Mangling the midget , Manipulating the mango , Manning the cockpit , Manual labor , Manual override , Master bacon , Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters, Meeting Rosie Hancock , Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters , Milking one's self , Milking the bull , Milking the cow , Milking the lizard , Milking the moose , Milking the weasel , Minding my own business , Molesting the mole , Mounting a corporal and four , Much goo about nothing , My sex life! , Nerking your throbber , Oiling the glove , Onan's Olympics , Onanism , One gun salute , One man show , One off the wrist , Packing your palm , Paddling the pickle , Painting the ceiling , Painting the pickle , Painting the walls , Palming the calm , Peelin' some chiles , Peeling the banana , Peeling the carrot , Performing a self-test , Performing diagnostics on your ManTool , Perling the oyster , Petting the lizard , Phoning the czar , Pipping the pumpkin , Playing a little five-on-one , Playing a one-stringed guitar , Playing in a one-man show , Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson , Playing peekaboo , Playing pocket pinball , Playing pocket pool , Playing tag with the pink torpedo , Playing the flesh flute , Playing the one-stringed melody , Playing the skin flute , Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops , Playing Uno , Playing with the spitting llama , Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?), Pleasing your pisser , Plunking your twanger , Pocket pinball , Pocket pool , Pole vaulting , Polishing Percy in your palm , Polishing the beak , Polishing the family jewels , Polishing the helmet , Polishing the rocket , Polishing the sword , Popping a nut , Popping the cork , Pounding off , Pounding the bald-headed moose , Pounding the pud , Pounding your flounder , Preparing the carrot , Priming the pump , Pud wrestling , Pulling off , Pulling rank , Pulling the bologna pony , Pulling the carrot , Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever , Pulling the cord , Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle , Pulling the goalie , Pulling the handbrake , Pulling the pole , Pulling the Pope , Pulling the weed , Pulling the wire , Pulling your goalie , Pulling your own leg , Pulling your prick , Pulling your pud , Pulling your taffy , Pummeling the priest , Pumping cream , Pumping the electric goo gun , Pumping the gas at the self-service island , Pumping the python , Pumping the stump , Punchin' the munchkin , Punching the clown , Punching the munchin , Punishing Percy in the palm , Punishing the Pope , Qualifying in the testicular time trial , Raising the mainsail , Ramming the ham , Rapid one arm pull-ups , Reading poetry , Relieving tension , Riding the great white knuckler , Rolling your own , Romancing the bone , Romeo and Himself , Roping the pony , Roping the Pope , Roughing up the suspect , Rubbing off , Rubbing one out , Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel , Rubbing the pink eraser , Rubbing the rod , Running off a batch by hand , Running the cheeta , Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights , Safest sex , Sanding wood , Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey , Schnauzer Shuffleboard , Scouring the tower of power , Scraping your horn , Scratchin the itch , Se branler (French) , Se crosser (French) , Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French) , Se passer un poignet (French) , Secret handshake , Self abuse , Self-induced penile regurgitation , Self-inflicted intercourse , Sex with someone you really love , Shagging , Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln , Shaking hands with Jack McNasty , Shaking hands with Mr. Happy , Shaking Hands with Mr. President , Shaking hands with the general , Shaking hands with the midget , Shaking hands with the unemployed , Shaking hands with the wife's best friend , Shaking hands with your John Thomas , Shaking hands with your wife's best friend , Shaking hands with Yul Brenner , Shaking the bottle , Shaking the dice , Shaking the hand of the self-employed , Shaking the sauce , Shaking the sausage , Shaking the snake , Shanking , Shellacking the shellaleigh , Shemping the hog , Shifting gears , Shining the helmet , Shining the pork sword , Shining your pole , Shoot skeet (pull...shoot) , Shooting flies , Shooting for the moon , Shooting putty at the moon , Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie "Totally Fucked up) , Shooting your wad , Shuck The Corn , Shucking your corn , Slaking the bacon , Slamming the ham , Slamming the hammer , Slamming the salami , Slamming the salmon , Slamming the spam , Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol , Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner , Slapping it , Slapping pappy , Slapping the carrot , Slapping the clown , Slapping the donkey , Slapping the FleshGopher , Slapping the pud , Slapping the salami , Slinging the jelly , Smacking the oompa loompa , Smacking the salami , Smacking the weasel , Smacking-off , Snapping one off , Snapping the carrot , Snapping the monkey , Snapping the rubber , Snapping the whip , Solo flight , Solo marathon , Solo sex , Spanking Cheetah , Spanking Elvis , Spanking Frank , Spanking the bishop , Spanking the monkey , Spanking the salami , Spanking the wank , Spit-polishing the purple helmet , Spunking , Squeezing the cheese , Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie, Squeezing the juice , Squeezing the lemon , Squeezing the weasel , Squeezing your cheese-dog , Stinky pinky , Stirring the batter , Stirring the yogurt , Strainin' the main vein , Strangling the Serpent , Striking the pink match , Stroking it , Stroking off , Stroking the dog , Stroking the lizard , Stroking the mole , Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko , Stroking the satin-headed serpent , Stroking the squirmin' German , Stroking the wiener , Stroking your poker , Stroking your twinkie , Taking a nap , Taking a shake break , Taking Herman to the circus , Taking matters into your own hands , Taking ol' one eye through the fly , Taking part in population control , Taking some time off , Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm , Taking the monster for a one-armed ride , Talking quietly to yourself , Taming the shrew , Taunting the one-eyed weasel , Teasing the weasel , Teasing the weenie , Tenderizing the meat , Tenderizing the tube steak , Testicular tensile strength test , Testing the testicles , Testing your batteries , That crazy hand jive , The art of Unisex , The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver , The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe, The serta solo , Thrapping , Throwing , Throwing one , Thumping the pump , Ticklewigglejigglepickle , Tickling my fancy , Tickling the ivory , Tickling the one-eyed weasel , Tickling the pickle , Tonking , Torkin' the fork , Torturing the tentacle , Tossing off , Tossing the salad , Tossing the snag , Tossing the turkey , Tossing yogurt , Treating yourself right , Trouser snake CPR , Tugging the slug , Tugging the tapioca tube , Tuning my horn , Turning Japanese , Twanging the wire , Tweaking your twinkie , Twisting your crank , Twisting your tool , Unloadinging the gun , Using the Force on Darth Vader , Varnishing the flagpole , Violating the hedge-hog , Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters , Wacking off , Wacking the one-eyed worm , Wacking the weasel , Wacking the willie , Waking the dead , Waking Wee Willie Wonka , Walking the dog , Walking the plank , Walking the snake , Waltzing with Willy , Wanking , Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel , Washing the meat , Waving the Magic Wand , Waxing the car , Waxing the carrot , Waxing the dolphin , Waxing your surfboard , Whackin the weasel , Whacking it , Whacking off , Whacking Willy , Whipping off , Whipping the bishop , Whipping the dummy , Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake , Whipping the rat , Whipping the stiff , Whipping the wire , Whipping up some sour cream , Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm , Whipping your dripper , White-water wristing , Whittling the stick , Whizzing jism , Windsurfing on Mount Baldy , Wonking your conker , Wonking your donk , Workin' out a stiff joint , Working off , Working off a batch , Wrestling the eel , Wrestling the one-eyed monster , Wrestling the purple headed warrior , Wrestling with the bald champ , Wringing out your rope , Wrist aerobics , Yanking off , Yanking the crank , Yanking the yoyo , Yanking your plank .
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