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Can you think of a better dynamic duo then batman and robin?

probably not! batman and robin totally kick ass. wether its a real tv show,cartoon,comic book, or major motion picture batman and robin are # 1.

on this page i have posted the top 10 best duo's in the last 10 yrs. these duo's are from wrestling, music,cartoons,movies,t.v shows, and sports. although they cant hold a candle to batman and robin, these fuckers are the next best shit !

#10-Bert and Ernie:

children all around the world grew up watching these 2 pupets. they have tought kids all they need to know to get threw life.....i myself learned how to say my a-b-c's , how to spell stupid little words, how to share and co-operate with others, and how to tie my shoes....i probably learned other shit too but i cant remember it right now. many people claim ernie and bert are gay just cause they live together and they kinda talk a lil to friendly with eachother, but i assure u those dudes were not fudge packers! and this pic here proves they love pussy!

#9-TWIZTID: TWIZTID is not too popular but they are totally fucking cool! jamie madrox and menoxide child are definately THE SHIT! their cd's "MOSTASTELESS" and "FREAK SHOW" are 2 of the craziest,funniest, and kick ass CD's ever! if u havent heard their shit you deffinately must check it out! also they were hella cool in the icp movie "Big Money Hu$tla$" and from what i here thier new "MOCKUMENTARY" is even better!

#8-NEW AGE OUTLAWS: the outlaws are by far the best WWF tag team ever! they did everything and anything and they were totally fucking funny! road dawg and bad ass totally rocked and were the keys to the success of the now defunct D-X, they also brought the wwf a whole lotta money threw merchandise sales. when WWF was struggling in ratings because of the WCW's NWO the new age outlaws paired up with shawn micheals , chyna, x-pac, and triple-H , and they totally made WWF worth watching again! and if u dont wanna take my word for it cause u are not a big wrestling fan, go out and see if u can rent the "D-GENERATION X" movie. and if you are a big wrestling fan and u were not down with d-x and the new age outlaws, i got 2 words for you.....SUCK IT!!!!

#7-INSANE CLOWN POSSE: ICP is the greatest rock/rap group ever!!! ICP has done such great fucking songs as chicken huntin',bugz on my nutz,headless boogie,piggy pie, the neden game, bitches,fuck the world, cherry pie, and many many more hillarious songs! VIOLENT J and SHAGGY 2 DOPE also have made 2 funny fucking songs about that gay bitch eminem ("slim anus" and "aint nuttin but a bitch thang"). ICP is great and their concerts are incredible, didnt have as much props and shit like manson did but icp's show was crazier, more fun, and ICP really gets their fans (juggalo's) into the show by doing shit like throwing FAYGO bottles and letting people on stage. besides their concerts being amazing they have also done cool shit like wrestle for WWF and WCW , they also started up their own shit, Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. anyways fact is ICP is fucking great !

#6-Beavis & Butthead- by far these to bastards are the funniest cartoon charactors ever! the movie was fucking classic and the music video filled tv show was damn good too. the creator MIKE JUDGE was a genius, still would be if it were not for that shitty king of the hill cartoon he came up with. back to the point beavis and butthead were a great and funny duo of 2 dumb-ass friends looking to finally score , and always shit disturbing and pissing people off along the way. it is deffinately the best show to ever come outta MTV. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD RULE!

#5-NORM MACDONALD & ARTIE LANGE: the movie "Dirty Work" is one of the best damn comedy movies ever! norm is by far the best comedian to EVER come out of CANADA and artie is one of the funniest american comedians EVER. the 2 combined are amazingly funny! they were also great on the reciently canceled norm show, which by the way was cancelled because of bad casting , once nikki cox left there was just the dude that was the father in ALF (that reciently got caught smoking crack and ass fucking homeless dudes), the lesbian that was on rosanne and was the killer in scream 2, and the annoying chick that was corky on "murphy brown"....and who wants to see those 3 losers? so no-one watched the show, and it bombed, though norm and artie were great! anyways they are the best comedic duo ever!

#4-THE BURE BROTHERS: pavel and valeri are 2 of the best players in the NHL and last year when they played together in the all-star game they totally kicked ass! this year they are both playing on the florida panthers, and although they dont play on the same line cause their coach is a FUCKING MORON! once his ass gets fired they will play together on the same line regularly instead of just on power plays they will kick ass yet again and prove to be an even better hockey duo the lemuix and jagr were in the past.....i just hope they can get some other decent players to play with them like lemuix and jagr did in the pittsburgh cup winning days.

#3-THE OUTSIDERS: the outsiders were the tagteam duo of kevin nash and scot hall, they were and will no doubt forever be the best damn tagteam in WCW and all of wrestling! they were bigger,stronger,cockier,and funnier then the new age outlaws! and they were the main reason WCW was kicking WWF's ass in t.v ratings for a while. their only problem was that the writers and head people in WCW didnt have a fucking clue on what to do with them once they got big. so like most writers do they decided to break them up....thats when WCW started to suck. once they got back together (after HALL zapped GOLDBERG with a stun-gun , helping NASH win the belt) WCW was great again.....sadly though hall had a bit of a drinking problem in his real life so he kinda disappeared forever, after that WCW crumbled and was sold to WWF......now NASH is still getting money from his old WCW contract and HALL is off the bottle and fighting in japan. romour has it that in feb when nash's contract is up he and scot may goto WWF and rule ass once more!

#2-jay & silent bob: Kevin Smith (silent bob) is a fucking genius! he came up with the whole idea of jay and silent bob and then made hilarious movies with his charactor ideas. all of kevin smiths movies kick ass (clerks,mallrats,chasing amy,dogma,and jay & silent bob strike back). his jay and silent bob toys and comic books are also fucking great!!! kevin smith and jason mewes as jay and silent bob are really fucking funny! in my opinion "jay and silent bob strike back" is the best movie of the whole fucking year! even if those famous fagot ass film critics and award show people say otherwise! SNOOTCH TO THE MOTHER-FUCKIN' NOOTCH!

#1- TREY PARKER & MATT STONE: this is what all u reading this whole column have been waiting for! the #1 duo since batman and robin is none other then the makers of the funniest, best animated,and most offencive cartoon ever....SOUTH PARK!!!! matt and trey are great.....not only have they made south park they are also responcible for the t.v show "thats my bush" which sadly isnt on anymore cause since sept.11 its not right to insult the president...even though he's a moron! matt and tray have also made 3 kickass movies other then southpark ( CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ORGAZMO, and BASEKETBALL). orgazmo is by far the best comedy about porn ever.....even though there is only like 1 other comedy movie about the porn industry (american virgin), but that doesnt matter. MATT and TREY kick ass! the have totally created alotta cool things like a new sport and some crazy movie scenes, also with southpark they popularized funny sayings like.......suck my balls,penguin shit eating ass beonker, ass ramming uncle fucker, big floppy donkey dick, scrotum sucker, shit faced cock master, and many many more!!!! trey parker and matt stone are truely the #1 duo in all of HOLLYWOOD and the WORLD!!!

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