1.Hillary Duff - i wanna do hillary duff, even though she has a fat ass.... she is hella sexy... her smile is the greatest and i feel it just pleads to you " please of please coat me in baby batter"....and that my friends is fucking awesome.... she has alotta other shit going for her too....like um.... a nice rack,and money....that money stuff is always good! however her ass is a tad on the fat side....(hillary if u are reading this...im sorry baby it just gotz to be said)... so due to her junk in the trunk i would probably ejoy sex with her less then i would with either of the olsen twins. but that doesnt mean much cause the joy that is lost due to the booty would be paid back 100X over with the joy i would get from nutting on her chin :)
2.Fergie - the chick from black eyed peas needs a golden shower!
i dont know why but i feel this bitch, Fergie or whatever the hell her name is, is just too damn hot.....and because of thisi feel she needs to be urinated on..... i know, i know, that is sick and it is wrong! but i dont care.... i really think she needs to let me tie her up and piss on her face.... i am not happy about it but its something i feel just must be done.
3.Avril Lavigne - ok, u got me....i wouldnt have sex with this stupid greasy bitch..... however i would beat the crap outta her till CHRIST returns to earth and tells me to stop... even then i may not stop....Jesus didnt look too tough in The Passion, i'd prolly start hitting him to just for getting in my bussiness!
4.Monica Keena - i dunno why but i always wanted to do this bitch..... she has this bad girl look to her and always has probably why she got role of the bitchy chick that hated everyone on Dawson's Creek (yes i watched that show).... i wanted to do her then and i want to do her more so since she starred in the best movie of 2003, Freddy VS Jason...... now i dont just wanna do this sexy big titted bitch, i wanna give her a pearl necklace and if its ok with her (and it probably is) i would really really like to buttsex her too!!!! she is the kinda girl u can buttsex, i couldnt see myself loving and respecting her like i could with an Olsen Twin.....so this girl i would totally do in the butt.... and it would be good.
5.Brittany Spears - now this girl is a fucking slut, i bet i could do it all with this whorey little whore..... i would do her in the butt and then get her to clean off my mule with her mouth and then pull out of her mouth just before evacuating and nutt all over her face.... it would be great.....i bet she is the kinda girl that would walk in on you while you are dropping a deuce in the washroom and she'd just grab your junk and just suck back your mule while you still drop your deuce.....yep britney is a BLUMPKIN MASTER no doubt!!!!!
1/2.Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen (almost 18 folks)- god is there anyone on earth i wouldnt kill to tap just one of them, let alone both.... man, i would do things with them that havent been done before... i would create new ways to fuck with them.... like um fuck them on a huge blanket while 20 other peaple hold the blankets edges and toss us in the air....can u believe that we would be fucking while flying up and down on a blanket!!! i know its kinda lame but its 5 am and i am tired and fuck, lets see u create a fuck scenerio that hasnt already been done in a porno!!!! anyways i love these too....i dont think they are hot cause of pictures ive seen or because of how sexy they were in full house.....um, i mean that other show they had a few yrs back ..... i actually worked as an extra on their latest film NY MINUTE and i got to see them up close and my god it took all the will power i had to keep from mauling them like a million flys on a dead corpse....ok bad analogy.... like a man rabbit jumping on and humping the shit outta his lady rabbit....u know what i am talking about.... fact is i they are both super hot and i really really really really wanna fuck atleast 1 of them, prefeably ashley...she looks bitchy and bitchy girls give the best lovin.