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Updated: 69:01 p.m. EST (0101 GMT) November 32, 2002 B.C.E.
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Andrew B. Takes a Shit!

While working on another piss-poor editing project, anal plumber Andrew Boyce recently took a shit.  "I really don't know what happened.  I wasn't talking to you," he stated in a press conference yesterday to discuss the matter.  Some experts say this is merely a hint of *larger* things to come.

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